all 12 zodiacs on a road trip lol..

This topic was created in the Cancer forum by cancerpersonality on Friday, April 19, 2013 and has 7 replies.

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@cancerpersonality
13 Years

Read this & Thought it was so funny .. what do you guys think ? All signs welcome (: Feel free to create your own.

Aries: Sitting shotgun next to Leo (who's driving) and reading the map, picking out all the best spots to stop at and helping navigate

Taurus: Sitting in the middle next to Capricorn, applying makeup and gossiping

Gemini: Flirting with everyone and texting at the same time

Cancer: Passing out the sandwiches and drinks they made and sulking because they forget to pack food for themselves

Leo: Driving and leading the way with Aries, deciding where to stop next

Virgo: Doing a crossword puzzle and sudoku puzzle in the back by Aquarius

Libra: Trying to decide what music they want to play and if they want to eat or not

Scorpio: Eyeballing Leo in the rearview mirror, getting annoyed by Cancer's mood swings and trying to convince Aries to let him have shotgun

Sagittarius: Lighting up a cigarette behind Aries and reading a book about politics Capricorn: Trying (but failing) to manage a conversation between her mom and Taurus' gossip

Aquarius: Pretending to be interested in Virgo's puzzles but is secretly craving one of Sagittarius' smokes

Pisces: Sitting in the very back, not saying a word, listening to their iPod and gazing out the window, dreaming

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@ScorpioChica
14 Years

Posted by cancerpersonality
Read this & Thought it was so funny .. what do you guys think ? All signs welcome (: Feel free to create your own.

Aries: Sitting shotgun next to Leo (who's driving) and reading the map, picking out all the best spots to stop at and helping navigate

Taurus: Sitting in the middle next to Capricorn, applying makeup and gossiping

Gemini: Flirting with everyone and texting at the same time

Cancer: Passing out the sandwiches and drinks they made and sulking because they forget to pack food for themselves

Leo: Driving and leading the way with Aries, deciding where to stop next

Virgo: Doing a crossword puzzle and sudoku puzzle in the back by Aquarius

Libra: Trying to decide what music they want to play and if they want to eat or not

Scorpio: Eyeballing Leo in the rearview mirror, getting annoyed by Cancer's mood swings and trying to convince Aries to let him have shotgun

Sagittarius: Lighting up a cigarette behind Aries and reading a book about politics Capricorn: Trying (but failing) to manage a conversation between her mom and Taurus' gossip

Aquarius: Pretending to be interested in Virgo's puzzles but is secretly craving one of Sagittarius' smokes

Pisces: Sitting in the very back, not saying a word, listening to their iPod and gazing out the window, dreaming

Lmao this made my night

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@LunarMaiden
14 Years5,000+ Posts

I wouldn't be caught dead in a car full of people.
And where I drive or not depends on how much driving I did the day previously.
Another thing about the food. I would pack my own and whomever didn't, would starve.
No sharing.

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@ScorpioFish
15 Years1,000+ PostsPisces

On a long road trip with 3/4 of the vehicle occupants being a complete and total nuisance?

Yeah, I would be in the back having a few drinks and hoping for the ride to be over with.

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@truecap
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If I couldn't be in control of the map or deciding on the next stop, I'd be in the back with scorpiofish drinking a few cold ones and smoking the cigs I stole from the sag!

I would have also hit Taurus's elbow to make her smear her makeup, too. hee hee!!