@DonJohn

This topic was created in the Cancer forum by SirHorns on Sunday, August 24, 2014 and has 23 replies.

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@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Dear Mr.DonJohnson,

Hope you are doing well as you receive this. As we both are busy men, I'll keep this curt and to the point. One of your Cancer bros tried and failed spectacularly to start a fight. Cancer/Capricorn PR suffers from shit like this. Please have your minions make sure these guys are up to par; this can not become a trend or habit. It disgraces the entire parental axis. My Cancer Mars will go hungry as he didn't even register this Cancer on his radar.

If he was trained to look harmless and kill, he also failed at that. As I said, this can not happen anymore. Please use your power to resolve this issue as you seem like best Cancer to go to for this job.

Aggressively Pinching,
Cancer Mars (R)

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@SirHorns
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Posted by aquavita
Jesus🙂 what happned to your claims earlier? that u dont bash and avoid realtionship threads? what is this? imagine u re an adult for sakes!! 🙂 noone tried to kill u but u got a silly chorus babing u. plus u wont find don john here. here it is dark and scary 😄 ok.. I ll withdraw bleave this to men. men and boys. chaels got nothing better to say to a woman tha "go away" wow. and that s in WRITING! haha h

Which thread did I say this? Please post a link. I'm honestly wondering how that would have anything to do with this.

No,I'm actually a fetus. 😐 Don't tell the cyber police.

It's called hyperbole. Humor.

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@MoonArtist
12 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by Impulsv
Why why continue this* shakes head

They started it. *childish pout and stomps foot*
My inner child demands candy for compensation for pains and suffering.

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~spanks Sir Horns until his bum is glowing red and sends to bed with no candy~
~mutters~ Stomping and pouting....not around here! The goats these days....sheesh....kids.

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@SirHorns
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Posted by DarkFire
Just tell your victim they amount to nothing and starting shit on the net makes them pathetic. Plague them with nonsense and make words they will think about for days. Get so personal that they take the hate and rage you put into them out on those they know in real life. If you can't hurt them physically destroy them mentally. Then make them your friend and gain their trust so you can chose when to secretly stab them in the back. Make the rage and hate you feel their problem.

Dude, from my side, that requires actual hate. I anything this reads as a failed attempt to gaslight me into throwing a tantrum.

Their side? No fucking clue. Sad you had to tell them how to break a man.

Unrelated, wanna be friends?

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@SirHorns
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Posted by MoonArtist

~spanks Sir Horns until his bum is glowing red and sends to bed with no candy~
~mutters~ Stomping and pouting....not around here! The goats these days....sheesh....kids.

...did you just.-rums bum- YOU DID.
-throws MEGA TANTRUM- Whatever, whatever! I do what I want! -throws chair out the window, breaking it.-
-flips off everyone and runs away with Rebellious Aquas and Sexy Sags. TO PISS MOM OFF.-

-sends her a text msg-

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0-KZS1dDyw

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@MoonArtist
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Posted by SirHorns

Posted by MoonArtist

~spanks Sir Horns until his bum is glowing red and sends to bed with no candy~
~mutters~ Stomping and pouting....not around here! The goats these days....sheesh....kids.

...did you just.-rums bum- YOU DID.
-throws MEGA TANTRUM- Whatever, whatever! I do what I want! -throws chair out the window, breaking it.-
-flips off everyone and runs away with Rebellious Aquas and Sexy Sags. TO PISS MOM OFF.-

-sends her a text msg-

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0-KZS1dDyw

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mmmhmmm

~strips room of all niceties, locks fridge and cupboards, waits for call from police station to get bailed out~

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@SirHorns
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Posted by MoonArtist

mmmhmmm

~strips room of all niceties, locks fridge and cupboards, waits for call from police station to get bailed out~

-sends last txt-

Cops keep chasing me. Got me a woman who will be my wife. She's a Scorp and she's pregant with our future child/ your grandchild you'll never see.

See ya. -sends pic-

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@SirHorns
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Posted by DarkFire
This is no fun unless you degrade them on a personal level. You have to make your enemies squirm so you have a perfect reason to stomp them into the ground.

They are not worthy.
Crabs are fun though, they all are great. 😄

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@MoonArtist
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Posted by SirHorns

Posted by MoonArtist

mmmhmmm

~strips room of all niceties, locks fridge and cupboards, waits for call from police station to get bailed out~

-sends last txt-

Cops keep chasing me. Got me a woman who will be my wife. She's a Scorp and she's pregant with our future child/ your grandchild you'll never see.

See ya. -sends pic-

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Just give yourself up! You're only making it worse!

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@SirHorns
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Posted by MoonArtist

Just give yourself up! You're only making it worse!

No, the son you had is dead now. He died when he joined the mob to support the family.
My name is Slim. I have to to visit a guy about some money. Kneecaps might get broken. -swings metal bat at a wall- THE KID IS DEAD.

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@MoonArtist
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Posted by SirHorns

Posted by MoonArtist

Just give yourself up! You're only making it worse!

No, the son you had is dead now. He died when he joined the mob to support the family.
My name is Slim. I have to to visit a guy about some money. Kneecaps might get broken. -swings metal bat at a wall- THE KID IS DEAD.

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!! You can NEVER escape a CRAB!

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@LuckyFish
12 Years

I am still trying to figure out how such a worthless piece of shit like DonJohnson comes from the same astrological sign as Kim30 and MoonArtist.

It seems as though every sign has their own version of a lowlife like Bizarro every now and again just to confuse the hell out of everyone.

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@LuckyFish
12 Years

Posted by aurora
don jonson is funny.

You reeeeeeeeeeeally need to get out more often, Dear.

When was the last time you went to a comedy club or something?

Wow.

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Posted by LuckyFish
I am still trying to figure out how ... DonJohnson comes from the same astrological sign as Kim30 and MoonArtist...

If he is a Cancer with lots of Libra inside (as I've read somewhere), it may come from square (inner tension?)? yes, no, maybe?