How to spot a b*stard by his star sign

This is an addition to tuaristic's Blame his star sign May have seen before

Cancer
Any boy should have the decency to look visibly embarrassed when Mummy combs his hair and wipes his face with a hanky laced with her own spit. When he's thirty-eight. However we're not talking about a grown man here, are we? We're talking about Cancer. It doesn't actually matter whether you are compatible with a Cancer b*stard. Getting on with him isn't half as important as getting on with the woman who reared him. After all, she's the one responsible for making him the fine figure of a man that he is definitely not today.

CB there's a similar topic for each sign so I'm guessing it's not personal

Arrrhaha -
There is one for every star & everyone is still taking it personal - nothing like a good shit stir - but is this true of the cancer nature?? I kinda have soft spot for cancers so is it true huh huh

I don't think there is anything wrong with a guy being close to his parents - it shows how he will treat u

Being close - not attached at the hip - as long as they are loaded I don't mind being very close to his parents too 🙂 JK really

It might shed a light on how he will treat you in the future comparing to how his relationship with his parents, especially the women in his life...sisters and mom. It shows if he's close and respectful and shares a good relationship with them, he will definitely be respecful and treat you good when it comes to his girl. Plus, I think a family-oriented men are just so sexy not to mention my cancer boy is a hottie 🙂