I need help from canadians

I need to move, to get out quick, to start something new real soon. Soooo, if anyone knows about some kind of program or employment with housing thing in their area, i'd like to know, please. Something really generic, nothing special, just SOMETHING.
Thanks.

I live in NC and I can employ you to clean my house and get you jobs in surrounding areas. You can pretend you are in Canada hey?

Hurry up and be "quick" about it!

I also have a group of Cappies that I can introduce you to hey?

Teh nasciar shtate?

I think you should think about moving out of Canada...
I think New Zealand is a great place to live...
The weather's great!

Sorry,I know that doesn't help.

Hey Freebird, can I come since Mr.C isn't interested? I'd like to meet some interesting Cappies...
they're interesting and male right?

Hey mr.crabby i can employ you as my bodyguard, where i live in england we have regular shootings and terrorists live only about 5 miles from our home, i need the protection, you interested? you can have all the fish n chips you can eat 😉

I love england, but i don't have a passport. DRAGONFORCE!!!!

🙂

You can plant trees in BC, or learn french in Quebec (Trois-Rivieres). But those are summer programs, so you have to wait. Life is what you make it, just don't think about things too much 🙂.

I'll look into the trees thing. Trees just f/u/c/k/i/n/g kick a/s/s.

LoL, trees own. I mean they're all green, tall, and stuff...

They're STRONG and they have an awesome underground network!

Is that all?

They can make fire too,yooohoo.🙂