Don't say I didn't warn ya!

This topic was created in the Cancer forum by Melusine on Friday, October 7, 2005 and has 20 replies.

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@Melusine
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So you have fallen for a cancer, eh? You think they are the gentlest soul on earth, so sensitive and caring. Well, think again. Here's an example of a famous Cancerian.

Henry VIII:

Claim to fame:

- King of England.
- Poet.
- Power hungry.
- Clever manipulator.
- Married six times.
- Disposed of his wives in a very innovative manner each time:"divorced,beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived"
- Avid womaniser, had numerous mistresses.
- Died of syphilis.

Disclaimer : As if you didn't know...I'm only kidding...I intend to post some for the pisces and scorpio board as well.

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@CancerKitten
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Anne Boleyn was a gemini.Incase you ever wanted to know that.

Henry VIII wasn't that bad really. Granted 6 wives does look bad but he only had 2 of them beheaded and one did indeed cheat on him with numerous people. he was ok really.
I'm such a history student.

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@CancerKitten
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Yes well it wasn't unusual to have people executed then.
And they were both accused of having affairs. And if you're married to a king and have an affair its considered treason. Hence - beheading.

It was just the way things were done.When you look into all off them its not so bad that he had 6 wives. He had to make alliances sometimes and one died which was out of his control and the 1st one lasted 15 years or something. I defend him on htis whole wife thing, I really do.

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@Melusine
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LOL,CK,there's nothing wrong with a bit of machiavellian tactics specially if you're a king,eh? So he wanted to secure the line to the throne which is why he had to get rid of the first wife b/c she was unable to give him a male heir(otherwise he's pretty happy with having mistresses)...then he went after poor Anne after having her elder sister as his mistress.

Maybe the reason his wives betrayed him was that they never wanted to get married to him in the first place?

Sorry, CK, but I have to say this....I think he was a MONSTER!

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@CancerKitten
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Anne Boleyn wanted to marry him. She wanted to be queen and have power. Thats why she wouldn't sleep with him until they were sure they could be married and why she encouraged him to break form Rome so they could be legally married. She fueled that whole fandango. But people in the government hated the influence she had over him and therefore conspired against her to have her beheaded.........

The last 3 wives were for alliances and he didn't even sleep with Anne of Cleves cause he hated her.

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@Melusine
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Okay, I admit I should have put up the fat and old picture...poor Henry...people can't think of him being thin and dour faced.So here you go people:

CK,reading back my response from yesterday I see I came on a bit strongly.Actually I'm quite apathetic about Henry, I guess he wasn't any worse than anyother powerful person in history...he did what he had to do.It's just that I'm an anarchist at heart...and sometimes I get on my high horse when I shouldn't.You are quite right about Anne Boleyn.Take care.

btw, where did you get that info about Anne being a gemini, I thought there was a controversy surrounding her year of birth?

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@Melusine
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Ah, always nice to meet a fellow Anarchist...🙂
Thanks for the link,I was actually talking about Anne Boleyn...so I checked out the link you posted above and they don't have her actual date of birth either.

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@Qbone
21 Years10,000+ PostsVirgo

Anne Boleyn, 1st Marchioness of Pembroke (c.1507 ? May 19, 1536) was the second wife and queen consort of Henry VIII and the mother of Queen Elizabeth I of England. Henry's divorce from Catherine of Aragon and marriage to Anne was part of the complex beginning of the considerable political and religious upheaval which was the English Reformation, with Anne herself actively promoting the cause of Church Reform. She is probably best known for her premature death when she was beheaded on false charges of adultery and treason. Her life has been the subject of numerous biographies, novels, motion pictures, plays and operas.

And continue to the source lady

I was just kidding with you?
🙂

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@Qbone
21 Years10,000+ PostsVirgo

Sorry to say tat? but she was an UGLY woman? I am not sure why all those princess and queens must be UGLY?

Well Sweden and Norwegian princesses are the exceptions?.!

But those queens are remains UGLY.. until the further notice.

🙂

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@Melusine
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lol,I thought about OJ too when I was posting it.

hahaha..Qbone,don't be sorry...now that you mention it...
I'm starting to wonder about that too...
maybe power has that effect on your offspring...
or it's due to the intermarriage between royal families.
ugly + ugly = more ugly.(j/k)