The non-Cancer thread on Everything Cancer

This is for commentary from signs other than Crabs on Crabs. Its an attempt to consolidate multiple threads into one.
Aaaaaaaand........go:

Posted by Kodak375
So is this where the crabs vent about how the world hates us? lmao

No. Its for other signs to vent how Crabs are this and that. Other signs to post on how Crabs think about this or that. How Crabs embody some reflection of other's insecurities and shortcomings.
Probably will get as much use as the Validation forum, but at least the opportunity is here.

Sounds like segregation....
I HAVE A DREAM!!!
that lil geminis, pisces, sags, virgos, leos, scorps, caps, taurus, aquas and lil balancy thingies can play with lil cancers and not be judged by their date of birth or ignorant question!
I have a dream! that one day duncan will hire a professional webmaster!
I have a dream! that I can log into dxp without seeing "confused blank about blank"

LOL. Please continue....

This will never happen because each person who complains wants their own bold title on the forum page.

Crabs if you don't stop taking your claws out and hiding in that shell then you shouldn't complain when Taurus the bull brings her horns to the party. In other words you so sensitive but forget when you ignore and hide you hurt others too... What kind of one way emotion is that?

On another note my best sign that I love dating?? CANCERS.. So I forgive yall all the time ˜˜˜˜ my crabby patties.

Hahaha crabby patties!! Um..you say a lot of stuff and then take it back and second guess yourself and are afraid a lot but don't admit it to most people. Also you are incredibly sensitive and heart tugglingly sweet and remember the littlest things I'd never expect you to remember.

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmao every time I hear that word I think of Sponge bob.

Posted by BlackNova

Posted by KsamCancer

If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Keep it real, bro!
Take note ladies

The next girl who calls me a wild stallion, I'm pumping her ass

click to expand

BOO!!!!

Where ya been?

I haven't seen you on here in a while 😭

Posted by KsamCancer

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmao every time I hear that word I think of Sponge bob.

Its just bitter old women throwing shade

click to expand

Shaniajam is hot though, you seen her pic?
You should holla at her.
She love Cancer men.....or should I say crabby patties 😆

Posted by KsamCancer

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmao every time I hear that word I think of Sponge bob.

Its just bitter old women throwing shade

Shaniajam is hot though, you seen her pic?
You should holla at her.
She love Cancer men.....or should I say crabby patties 😆

Hell nah too much makeup and she got kids

click to expand

Smh don't be that guy....just don't.

I second that.

^^^^ Okay.

I wish I could fight you for being so mean though, but I can't 😭

Posted by Shaniajam
Crabs if you don't stop taking your claws out and hiding in that shell then you shouldn't complain when Taurus the bull brings her horns to the party. In other words you so sensitive but forget when you ignore and hide you hurt others too... What kind of one way emotion is that?

The best kind of one way emotion. ~goes back into shell~

Posted by TachiMichiko
tell me........is it wrong that i
really became hungry when
i read the crabby patties?
😢

No. Make sure to have a really good sauce to go with them. I personally like melted butter.

Posted by BlackMamba
Lol what happened to being nice

I'm not in the mood to be nice. I want to bite. Anyone willing to sacrifice some skin?

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmao every time I hear that word I think of Sponge bob.

click to expand

That's where I got it from and I do it to piss yall off ‚‚ plus have you seen the crab that owns the place? Typical cancer ‚‚‚‚

Posted by KsamCancer

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmao every time I hear that word I think of Sponge bob.

Its just bitter old women throwing shade

click to expand

I'm not old or bitter though so what does that make me? Lol no shade it said express my feelings... I'm sure you have things about Taurus and other signs also ..... Still I just laugh at the comment ❤❤‚‚‚‚ðŸƒðŸ½ðŸƒðŸ½

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmaoooooo.... There goes my baby!! (In usher voice) the crabby patty had came out lol

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmao every time I hear that word I think of Sponge bob.

Its just bitter old women throwing shade

Shaniajam is hot though, you seen her pic?
You should holla at her.
She love Cancer men.....or should I say crabby patties 😆

click to expand

You got major points !!!! You better tell them.,,, cancers are my thing or my crabby patties when they mad Lmaooo ‚‚‚‚

Posted by KsamCancer

Posted by Shaniajam

Posted by KsamCancer

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmao every time I hear that word I think of Sponge bob.

Its just bitter old women throwing shade

I'm not old or bitter though so what does that make me? Lol no shade it said express my feelings... I'm sure you have things about Taurus and other signs also ..... Still I just laugh at the comment ❤❤‚‚‚‚ðŸƒðŸ½ðŸƒðŸ½

If you have kids youre old and youve been burned by cancers thats where the bitterness comes from

click to expand

Lmaoooo my kids ain't even 5... Have a seat please bottle feeder still stuck on momma titty.... And trust me people don't have the power to make me bitter now that's maturity... I determine what makes me bitter and for that YOU ARE A CRABBY PATTY.... Bye 👋ðŸ¾ðŸ‘‹ðŸ¾ðŸ‘‹ðŸ¾ I still love cancers.... FYI my best friend is one. Bloop

Oh and what people are failing to realize is you will not run me off.. I'm an earth sign too strong for that... And in order to hurt my feelings I have to care about you... Which I don't. @ksamcancer

@ksamcancer and that realm equals old? I swear you will be just like the cat lady Lmaoooo keep it up ˜˜˜

Posted by KsamCancer

Posted by Shaniajam
Oh and what people are failing to realize is you will not run me off.. I'm an earth sign too strong for that... And in order to hurt my feelings I have to care about you... Which I don't. @ksamcancer

Lol I dont give a fuck about that. I could hurt your feelings if I really wanted to, but youre not a bad person, just annoying af

click to expand

You can't hurt my feelings.... I have too many videos floating around about me to prove I don't give a crabby patty a s s what people think long as it helps them learn from iT: Trust that. And thanks for me being annoying CRABBY PATTY....

I use panko in my crab cakes.

Goes to show its not the other signs that have issues it's the cancers... Here we have a thread about non cancer to vent and yet cancers jump on here and down throats..... Trust me the name fits well... CRABBY PATTIES.. Only the strong survive yall claws... And I'm READY. You want nice? Be nice.... You pinch me with your claws? I'm ramming you with my horns. Plain and simple. Good day.

In my definition though the word is from sponge bob crabby is cause yall crabs and patty is because you all are a feminine sign.... CRABBY PATTIES Fits well for most of you.

Posted by Kodak375

Posted by Shaniajam
In my definition though the word is from sponge bob crabby is cause yall crabs and patty is because you all are a feminine sign.... CRABBY PATTIES Fits well for most of you.

So is taurus hunny lol

click to expand

That's fine... I'll agree

Educational videos,, about relationships, breast cancers, kids with special disabilities, racism, guarding kids from petifiles... Etc... Whatever needs addressing.

If there is sex tapes it was for who I was with cause I'm freaky like that. I don't hide behind a fasaad ... I am who I am... What you see is what you get. Take it or leave it... If you leave it though ... LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE LOL.

Posted by Kodak375

Posted by Shaniajam
Educational videos,, about relationships, breast cancers, kids with special disabilities, racism, guarding kids from petifiles... Etc... Whatever needs addressing.

If there is sex tapes it was for who I was with cause I'm freaky like that. I don't hide behind a fasaad ... I am who I am... What you see is what you get. Take it or leave it... If you leave it though ... LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE LOL.

The crabby patties would REALLY love you if you combined educational videos and your sex tapes. hahaha

click to expand

Lmaoooo

Posted by Shaniajam
Educational videos,, about relationships, breast cancers, kids with special disabilities, racism, guarding kids from petifiles... Etc... Whatever needs addressing.

If there is sex tapes it was for who I was with cause I'm freaky like that. I don't hide behind a fasaad ... I am who I am... What you see is what you get. Take it or leave it... If you leave it though ... LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE LOL.

😢 i was almost interested for a second

distributed amateur porn or gtfo with even mentioning it

Ah well... Moving along

Ksam is hilarious. Most cancers are....

Butter and Salt.

Posted by Shaniajam

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmao every time I hear that word I think of Sponge bob.

That's where I got it from and I do it to piss yall off ‚‚ plus have you seen the crab that owns the place? Typical cancer ‚‚‚‚

click to expand

@Shaniajam Believe it or not but I was thinking the EXACT same thing the other day about how the crab that owns that place is a typical cancer $ $ $ ‚‚

Posted by LibWman

Posted by Shaniajam

Posted by crabRiot

Posted by KsamCancer
If a girl ever calls me a crabby patty im dumping her ass

Lmao every time I hear that word I think of Sponge bob.

That's where I got it from and I do it to piss yall off ‚‚ plus have you seen the crab that owns the place? Typical cancer ‚‚‚‚

@Shaniajam Believe it or not but I was thinking the EXACT same thing the other day about how the crab that owns that place is a typical cancer $ $ $ ‚‚

click to expand

Lmaoooooooooo. I rest my case. At least I ain't that crazy now lol

What are you guys ranting about?

Geezus 😢

I thought this thread would be interesting.....NOT

Posted by Arielle83
Victim 1: "ohh poor me I'm being ignored by my cancer, any other women out there being ignored?"

Victim 2: "yo Babi gurrl ya youse aiight, jus be strong, he'll come back in a few weeks. You just wait"

Victim 1: *waiting*, *makes thread* "I've texted him a flirty text and now still nothing"

Victim 3: "fu ck him they are all pus sy assed beta males. They aren't worth it. You need a real man who values you!"

Victim 4: "oh you've encountered the dreaded camp 2 cancer, the camp 1 is the cancer you want. Camp 2 are immature, petty and manipulative!"

Victim 1: "oh I got a text!! He's been busy helping his dying mom cope thru her cancer. Wha wha he has no time for me! I'm going to tell him I went on a date! See how he likes that!"

Victim 2: "you go gurrl! You don't need a man!"

Victim 3: "you'll be waiting foreva! Dem bish ass men just be creepin in dem shell and come out when they want something from you, like your va jay jay!"

Victim 4: "let me explain my camp 1 versus camp 2 theory over pm's and a night of listening to the beegees"

Victim 1: "I found a new cancer but this time I'm going to play games by terrorizing him with irrelevant texts while he's at work. I need all the attention on me! I'm a princess and this is what I'm used to. He better call me queen!"

not all cancers are the same.....

Posted by Arielle83
Victim 1: "ohh poor me I'm being ignored by my cancer, any other women out there being ignored?"

Victim 2: "yo Babi gurrl ya youse aiight, jus be strong, he'll come back in a few weeks. You just wait"

Victim 1: *waiting*, *makes thread* "I've texted him a flirty text and now still nothing"

Victim 3: "fu ck him they are all pus sy assed beta males. They aren't worth it. You need a real man who values you!"

Victim 4: "oh you've encountered the dreaded camp 2 cancer, the camp 1 is the cancer you want. Camp 2 are immature, petty and manipulative!"

Victim 1: "oh I got a text!! He's been busy helping his dying mom cope thru her cancer. Wha wha he has no time for me! I'm going to tell him I went on a date! See how he likes that!"

Victim 2: "you go gurrl! You don't need a man!"

Victim 3: "you'll be waiting foreva! Dem bish ass men just be creepin in dem shell and come out when they want something from you, like your va jay jay!"

Victim 4: "let me explain my camp 1 versus camp 2 theory over pm's and a night of listening to the beegees"

Victim 1: "I found a new cancer but this time I'm going to play games by terrorizing him with irrelevant texts while he's at work. I need all the attention on me! I'm a princess and this is what I'm used to. He better call me queen!"

😆

Well, I DID create the thread to keep it in one place, sort of a one stop shopping experience....

Posted by BlackNova

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Well, I DID create the thread to keep it in one place, sort of a one stop shopping experience....

By the looks of this board, most peeps still like to....shop around...even if they have to drive across town.

click to expand

At least give me credit for trying.....

Posted by Lindaaaatje

Posted by Arielle83
Victim 1: "ohh poor me I'm being ignored by my cancer, any other women out there being ignored?"

Victim 2: "yo Babi gurrl ya youse aiight, jus be strong, he'll come back in a few weeks. You just wait"

Victim 1: *waiting*, *makes thread* "I've texted him a flirty text and now still nothing"

Victim 3: "fu ck him they are all pus sy assed beta males. They aren't worth it. You need a real man who values you!"

Victim 4: "oh you've encountered the dreaded camp 2 cancer, the camp 1 is the cancer you want. Camp 2 are immature, petty and manipulative!"

Victim 1: "oh I got a text!! He's been busy helping his dying mom cope thru her cancer. Wha wha he has no time for me! I'm going to tell him I went on a date! See how he likes that!"

Victim 2: "you go gurrl! You don't need a man!"

Victim 3: "you'll be waiting foreva! Dem bish ass men just be creepin in dem shell and come out when they want something from you, like your va jay jay!"

Victim 4: "let me explain my camp 1 versus camp 2 theory over pm's and a night of listening to the beegees"

Victim 1: "I found a new cancer but this time I'm going to play games by terrorizing him with irrelevant texts while he's at work. I need all the attention on me! I'm a princess and this is what I'm used to. He better call me queen!"

not all cancers are the same.....

click to expand

Thank you

Posted by Koniucha
Well, this topic isn't taking off as planned

Right... Highly disappointing