SirHorns
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Walks into your house...
Lmaoooo...considering I'm an earth sign...I'm tagging to this so I can laugh ‚‚
Posted by ShaniajamJoin me my earthy comrade. Once Water and Air has been taken care of, all that will be left to challenge us is Fire.
Lmaoooo...considering I'm an earth sign...I'm tagging to this so I can laugh ‚‚
Posted by SirHornsHope you enjoyed the food
*Casually eats your food, wipes his mouth using that blanket your family member gave you, sits on your couch and watches your television*
You gonna take this or doing something about it, crabs?
*Mumbles to self* Hahaha. All I need them to do is try to drown me with their rage and hatred, that would be a sufficient enough male for the Kraken. Then with it's power, I'll take over Pisces board and then Cancer board will be the only water board left. Once all the water signs cluster here, I'll deliver the finishing blow with to all 3, using their own emotions against them in the most grandiose fashion. *twirls fake-ass thin mustache he bought from a cartoon villain store*
You angry, Cancers?
Now what are you willing to do for the antidote?
Posted by BlackMamba*Collects* Thank you kindly, CC~
Pushing all that unneeded sediment away.
ciao
Remember Carbs, Caps feed off your anguish, hatred and despair in order to control giant krakens to terrorize and take over the world. They aren't stupid enough to nuke their water sources, yet anyway, so we'll have them by the short hairs while you all get emotional catharsis.
We win, they lose.
There was poison in that food, you know that right...
And not my grand-momma blanket.
I curse you and your sign for the rest of your lifetime.
And not my grand-momma blanket.
I curse you and your sign for the rest of your lifetime.
Posted by crabRiotAlready have the antibodies for it. Unlike other signs, I don't underestimate your kind.
There was poison in that food, you know that right...
And not my grand-momma blanket.
I curse you and your sign for the rest of your lifetime.
Yes, the very one. It was quite comfy, she did great work on it.
Good, good. Let the spiteful resentment fill your very core, so that it will wash over all the foolish mortals and bring out the new order after the old order is cleansed by the Kraken!
Posted by BlackMambaLmaooo earth still stands though ‚‚‚
Pushing all that unneeded sediment away.
ciao
Posted by SirHornsYassss!!! Nothing can defeat earth! Hooooorah!Posted by ShaniajamJoin me my earthy comrade. Once Water and Air has been taken care of, all that will be left to challenge us is Fire.
Lmaoooo...considering I'm an earth sign...I'm tagging to this so I can laugh ‚‚click to expand
Posted by SirHornsLmao I third that.... Annoying as I am I'm watching and eating lol ‚‚‚Posted by KsamCancerSweet, what's on?
Lol we can watch television together, pass the popcorn!
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Carbs? Freudian slip?
Posted by BlackMambaThink logically... When the water subsides.... Wind does down and fire is out out... It may be chattered and damage but EARTH never gives in lol..... We rule!!!! Life starts over and we are always left standing lol. Ok I'm done Carry on ‚‚œPosted by Shaniajamno it gets broken down to pieces. look at pictures above.Posted by BlackMambaLmaooo earth still stands though ‚‚‚
Pushing all that unneeded sediment away.
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Wind dies down a a fire put out I meant
Posted by ShaniajamMost of earth is underwater.Posted by BlackMambaThink logically... When the water subsides.... Wind does down and fire is out out... It may be chattered and damage but EARTH never gives in lol..... We rule!!!! Life starts over and we are always left standing lol. Ok I'm done Carry on ‚‚œPosted by Shaniajamno it gets broken down to pieces. look at pictures above.Posted by BlackMambaLmaooo earth still stands though ‚‚‚
Pushing all that unneeded sediment away.
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Deluged bitches eat the muff.
Sirhorns would make a nice meal---grabs curry powder and scotch bonnet pepper.
and the award for biggest chode goes to.....
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*Mumbles to self* Hahaha. All I need them to do is try to drown me with their rage and hatred, that would be a sufficient enough male for the Kraken. Then with it's power, I'll take over Pisces board and then Cancer board will be the only water board left. Once all the water signs cluster here, I'll deliver the finishing blow with to all 3, using their own emotions against them in the most grandiose fashion. *twirls fake-ass thin mustache he bought from a cartoon villain store*
You angry, Cancers?