What should I get my Cancer woman for bday—

My sweetheart's birthday is approaching and I want to do something very special for her. Ideas?

My sweetheart's birthday is approaching and I want to do something very special for her. Ideas?

My sweetheart's birthday is approaching and I want to do something very special for her. Ideas?

Your blowup doll or the girl you raped?

I'm over that and you all should be too. And it wasn't rape. Why do you all have to be so hostile?

Why do you have to be such a piece of shit? Why do you have to log on? Or leave the house? Or talk? Write? Type? Communicate with anyone about anything? Go sit in a corner facing the wall and just wait.

And has the nerve to say he's over it?

Trashhole, have you seen the movie girl with the dragon tattoo? Pull out your dildo and flashforward to the revenge scene. Practice that on yourself. Maybe ask your neighbor to kick it in for ya?

kim30 you are such a wonderful person, you wonderful person you. You deserve a medal

Really, go to a corner and wait.

A rape kit.

Chuck Norris?

Whipped cream.

Or the Hope Diamond.

Rape kit. Ride to the police station. A full confession so she doesn't have to take you to court for raping her...The list goes on. Pick one. Pick ALL.

Ohhhhh...I thought I recognized the name! It's rape boy! Yes, it's rape when someone is passed out drunk and you have sex with that person and that person gets mad at you for it and police are involved. No, she's not your sweetheart unless she somehow lost her mind.

Oh. It's him. I take back the whip cream gift idea. The Hope Diamond is still good, though.

Chuck Norris is my favorite gift idea yet. Any others?

A male genital cuff?

Nobody wants to touch his shit.

^^^Bwahahaha! Yes! Perfecto! RapeX it is 😄

LOL do the teeth come in various sizes?

Posted by sonofthunder
Magnum RapeX?

Maybe.

Something tells me all that won't be necessary...

Starlover, thanks for being the only decent one on this thread. The rest of you guys can just embrace me because I'm here to stay!

So this is about the girl raped with whom you really don't have a relationship.
Don't you think there is something a little creepy about getting a birthday gift for a woman who obviously wants nothing to do with you?
Shouldn't you wait to give her something until after your restraining order gets lifted? (If it ever does...)

weeeeiiirrdd js

Posted by starlover

Posted by japansbestkeptsecret
Starlover, thanks for being the only decent one on this thread. The rest of you guys can just embrace me because I'm here to stay!

Oh i am not aware of what they are talking about ~ did you rape a woman?

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You might want to read through this before he deletes it

Sarlover, I am decent, I just made a mistake. And here's what: SHE RESPONDED TO MY OFFER SO FOR ALL YOU NAYSAYERS!!!