Yo ,Cancers...

Since catlady astrology can't stop saying:
cancer chicks = mom
cancer men= momma's boys

I ask the following:
Cancer Men: Wouldn't you all be literal motherfuckers if you had that much of a complex with mom? I mean hell, fits the safety checks to go after on the dating list.
-Can Cook
-Has put out at least once
-Has to be in the house a large percentage of the time.

...Now I'm just imagine some young Cancer dude being passed around the neighbored among unfaithful housewives as a sex toy.

Cancer Women: Why are they hating on your game? You can cook and keep your man from dying. Those skills alone bring all sorts of men into your yard. You even serve lemonade cause you all are just that good? Why do the catladys gotta hate?

catladies*

If they really want to keep it real it would be crazy bunny, cat, puppy, bird, sharks animal ladies. And spiked lemonade with sugar cookies (organic and low sugar of course)

Oh, I don't hate on my game. I proudly admit that I can cook and the food is always delicious; that my steaks are so good you won't want to adulterate them with BBQ sauce, that my desserts are addicting, that my salads make staunch "that's rabbit food" sneerers decide they love salad. Side bonus is I cook way better than my ex MIL and she loves to cook and hates to be outdone.

BBQ sauce on a steak— Da say what? Not in my house!

The fact that most Crab girls can handle a kitchen is what really commands my attention. Yes, I know how to handle things in there as well, but....

Posted by MoonArtist
Oh, I don't hate on my game. I proudly admit that I can cook and the food is always delicious; that my steaks are so good you won't want to adulterate them with BBQ sauce, that my desserts are addicting, that my salads make staunch "that's rabbit food" sneerers decide they love salad. Side bonus is I cook way better than my ex MIL and she loves to cook and hates to be outdone.

...dat food porn.
-sedates Taurus Moon before I have crab for dessert.-

LOL I think this is why boyfriend's mothers always love me. I CAN cook, I love to and I am damn good at it. Which Cancer men find attractive, because they are mamas boys, and it is an activity that is done at home... LOL it's a weird little circle...

Umm idk if I should be offended by this thread or not lol. Ok, people mistake the mommas boy thing alot. Like how many times has that been said lol. I do love my Mom, & I do respect her. But at least I know no matter what happens, she loves me. I look for that in a partner. But its never overbearing or anything. I can cook for myself & clean. But if I found a woman who does that, than its a bonus. I do like the nurturing aspect of Cancer Women. I think I would do great with a female Crab 🙂

Posted by CluelessCancer
I don't cook, but i grilled the best burger on fourth of july and i have an urge, which is ridiculous, cause i never had it before, to be a GREAT COOK...i don't know why...really the idea of eating good food, having dinner parties, and cooking healthy food for my future children is the drive i guess.

Queen of the Kitchen.
Having all your haters begging for your scraps.
Sound about right?

Posted by kissmygrits
BBQ sauce on a steak— Da say what? Not in my house!

high five!

I know lots who sort of drown the steak in sauce.

I cook!
Cooking right now in fact.
I know CPR too.

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by MoonArtist
Oh, I don't hate on my game. I proudly admit that I can cook and the food is always delicious; that my steaks are so good you won't want to adulterate them with BBQ sauce, that my desserts are addicting, that my salads make staunch "that's rabbit food" sneerers decide they love salad. Side bonus is I cook way better than my ex MIL and she loves to cook and hates to be outdone.

...dat food porn.
-sedates Taurus Moon before I have crab for dessert.-

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But you knoooooowwwwww you want it. Fooood, glorious foooood! Poached pears drizzled with tantalizing flavors and meats dripping their own hot juices....

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by MoonArtist
Oh, I don't hate on my game. I proudly admit that I can cook and the food is always delicious; that my steaks are so good you won't want to adulterate them with BBQ sauce, that my desserts are addicting, that my salads make staunch "that's rabbit food" sneerers decide they love salad. Side bonus is I cook way better than my ex MIL and she loves to cook and hates to be outdone.

...dat food porn.
-sedates Taurus Moon before I have crab for dessert.-

click to expand

But you knoooooowwwwww you want it. Fooood, glorious foooood! Poached pears drizzled with tantalizing flavors and meats dripping their own hot juices....