Capricornisms

Ever catch yourself saying something and think "that was such a capricorn thing to say"?

Just now at work, there were six of us on the elevator. Four of us were riding up with food, two were not.

One lady says, "geesh I hope we don't get stuck on here".
One guy says "well, at least we won't get hungry".
One guy, without food, says "looks like there's enough here to share".
I said, without thinking, "yeah, well, this food looks like its going to get really, really expensive".
Everyone laughed.

I thought, typical capricornism. hahahaha!

Funny, now I'm trying to guess their signs. 🙂
It's an addictive game.

if it dont make money it dont make sense

"I told you... :/"

Posted by StillWater
"Do what you like, but you'll see"

Funny, I just said this today! hahahaha!

Posted by BlueSandCacoon
"I told you... :/"

This i've heard far too often but usually it's followed up with "you never listen" 😆. Although i have noticed most Caps will often begin sentences with "Well, actually *insert know it all factoid here*.

Funniest and best arguments i've ever had with the Cappies in my life are over making the bed in the morning. They are like human roombas love them 😄

I used to tell my 19 year old son all the time "A man that doesn't work, doesn't eat"

hahaha betcha he got a job after that policy was put into effect by me

But seriously, I find myself repeating one of Serendibite's

"You know what? I'll do it myself."

And I do NOT feel guilty for saying it cause they should do it the right way i.e. my way

I'm always telling my son "better prepared than sorry".

AT ONE TIME PEOPLE WORKED FOR ME I WOULD ALWAYS ASK (HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE ME TODAY)

IN AMERICA IS A CAPRICORN DEM O RAT A COMMUNIST?

For some reason I would think a Cap would want there to be air freshener on that elevator.
My Cap co-worker is always asking for gum or for me to pull out my mini-air freshener and spray the room.
She also has a habit of saying, "I don't give a rats!" LOL

Observation on a Facebook thread:

Topic was about if Texas seceded.
One commenter stated if Texas seceded then he would swim across the Red River into the US and then HE would be an illegal citizen.
Another commented said he couldn't swim and asked if the arm floaties would slow him down.
CAPRICORN STATEMENT: I think I will stand by the river bank and make some big time money selling arm floaties.

(Not trying to start an arguement on the Texas secession movement and not commenting on the reference to illegal aliens - so please don't bombard this with negativity). It was just an observation.

This is funny...my cappy lives 3 hours away (for work of course construction).

Every weekend same stuff when he leaves to go back to work " drive safe this week" " make sure you lock your door when you leave the house"

So concerned with those things oddly..maybe I should look at my driving.

*googling the practical benefits of "having fun" before doing so*

And in case I'm still being quotestalked by a certain dazed waterboy, NO this does not mean I'm claiming I'm a Capricorn...smh.

But....I do have a Cappy stellium. Juuuuust sayin. 😄

Posted by steponscorpionsCRUNCH
*googling the practical benefits of "having fun" before doing so*

And in case I'm still being quotestalked by a certain dazed waterboy, NO this does not mean I'm claiming I'm a Capricorn...smh.

But....I do have a Cappy stellium. Juuuuust sayin. 😄

you're such a poser. lol. 😉

bump!