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Hilarious Horoscope
But Capricorns are practical folk, and know that sex is a necessary ritual if they want to keep their partners and/or raise a family. So they learn to enjoy sex, in much the same way that a murderous sociopath learns to be charming.
Capricorns don’t do one night stands, and if they did, they would never, ever admit it. Not even to themselves. If you’re desperate to bed a Capricorn, the only way you’ll get there is to embark on a long, serious relationship with them.
Rest assured, the relationship will be very, very serious, and although it won’t last forever, that’s exactly what it will feel like.
~ courtesy Damnata for sharing this wonderful website :p
Capricorns don’t do one night stands, and if they did, they would never, ever admit it. Not even to themselves. If you’re desperate to bed a Capricorn, the only way you’ll get there is to embark on a long, serious relationship with them.
Rest assured, the relationship will be very, very serious, and although it won’t last forever, that’s exactly what it will feel like.
~ courtesy Damnata for sharing this wonderful website :p
probably writted by a side chick
@RumiL
Cap is you descendant, the part of your personality that you regret but also need to balance your ascendant.
Are you falling in Luv 4 a Cap? 😄
Oh my!
Cap is you descendant, the part of your personality that you regret but also need to balance your ascendant.
Are you falling in Luv 4 a Cap? 😄
Oh my!
Love it! Except it's usually just the cap females who are portrayed as boring. The guys are cool and badass.
Here's a link to the rest of the signs, if anyone is interested.
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/Cancer-20121221
Here's a link to the rest of the signs, if anyone is interested.
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/Cancer-20121221
Posted by nando2002Dont know about love, but I did fall for one ...6 years ago 😐
@RumiL
Cap is you descendant, the part of your personality that you regret but also need to balance your ascendant.
Are you falling in Luv 4 a Cap? 😄
Oh my!
All in all, my favourite sign ⤠(besides the other 11 :p )
Posted by HappyCapperAhh thanks for putting this link here Happy! Š
Love it! Except it's usually just the cap females who are portrayed as boring. The guys are cool and badass.
Here's a link to the rest of the signs, if anyone is interested.
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/Cancer-20121221
I think neither if you are boring! :p
Posted by RumiLRemember, knowing the sun sign is not enough.Posted by nando2002Dont know about love, but I did fall for one ...6 years ago 😐
@RumiL
Cap is you descendant, the part of your personality that you regret but also need to balance your ascendant.
Are you falling in Luv 4 a Cap? 😄
Oh my!
All in all, my favourite sign ⤠(besides the other 11 :p )click to expand
You're only knowing the ego.
When you find someone even with egos apart, the chemistry happens between Mercury, Mars & Venus.
That's why human relationship are strange and odd.
Other thing: If you want to keep a relationship, remember that love is part of the relationship not the relationship by itself. You need and objective in life with your partner. A pact, An alliance that makes you go further when love seems to be gone. Love will come back as soon as the relationship allow it.
Haha, the infamous Capricorn encouragement : ) In any article with information about the signs, no matter serious or humorous, my eyes first search for Cap and Taurus. I don't even read the rest now haha
Posted by nando2002wise wise..sooooo true! I too believe the same....!Posted by RumiLRemember, knowing the sun sign is not enough.Posted by nando2002Dont know about love, but I did fall for one ...6 years ago 😐
@RumiL
Cap is you descendant, the part of your personality that you regret but also need to balance your ascendant.
Are you falling in Luv 4 a Cap? 😄
Oh my!
All in all, my favourite sign ⤠(besides the other 11 :p )
You're only knowing the ego.
When you find someone even with egos apart, the chemistry happens between Mercury, Mars & Venus.
That's why human relationship are strange and odd.
Other thing: If you want to keep a relationship, remember that love is part of the relationship not the relationship by itself. You need and objective in life with your partner. A pact, An alliance that makes you go further when love seems to be gone. Love will come back as soon as the relationship allow it.click to expand
Coming to placements -
Mine - Pisces mercury, Aries Venus, Pisces mars
His - Cap mercury, Cap Venus, Taurus mars.
But...it was in high school 😢 ..we only studied chemistry in textbooks. 😄 It wasn't romantic teenage type. I just wanted to be by his side - even silently and watch the life go by .....it wasn't exactly romantic crush, just saw a life partner in him....... sorry so dramatic xD
Posted by capinkAs you know, the way we think and talk is controlled by Mercury.
Not true.
I work with some pretty boring cap males. The cap women are try hards.
Mercury follow the sun and can only be 28º away.
For a Capricorn, you can talk like an Aquarian, Capricorn or Pisces person.
And then you can have retrogrades that makes you talk even different from the Mercury direct people
That's why many Capricorns express them self different than the others.
This is a fact for every single sun sign.
Posted by FragranceHehe.. Same same 😄 I love these funny astrological descriptions!!
Haha, the infamous Capricorn encouragement : ) In any article with information about the signs, no matter serious or humorous, my eyes first search for Cap and Taurus. I don't even read the rest now haha
I should read Taurus one! :p ...did you read Aries one? xD
what a strange set these goats are
Posted by capinkLOL Well, that's how they are usually described, I feel.Posted by HappyCapperNot true.
Love it! Except it's usually just the cap females who are portrayed as boring. The guys are cool and badass.
Here's a link to the rest of the signs, if anyone is interested.
http://www.women24.com/BooksAndAstrology/Astrology/Cancer-20121221
I work with some pretty boring cap males. The cap women are try hards.click to expand
Also, look at this:
Male Capricorns: Marilyn Manson, Till Lindemann, Kid Rock, Rob Zombie.
Female Capricorns: Meh...no one interesting enough to remember.
😉
Posted by RumiLHuh? That sounds really cute and a bit romantic to me.🙂Posted by nando2002wise wise..sooooo true! I too believe the same....!Posted by RumiLRemember, knowing the sun sign is not enough.Posted by nando2002Dont know about love, but I did fall for one ...6 years ago 😐
@RumiL
Cap is you descendant, the part of your personality that you regret but also need to balance your ascendant.
Are you falling in Luv 4 a Cap? 😄
Oh my!
All in all, my favourite sign ⤠(besides the other 11 :p )
You're only knowing the ego.
When you find someone even with egos apart, the chemistry happens between Mercury, Mars & Venus.
That's why human relationship are strange and odd.
Other thing: If you want to keep a relationship, remember that love is part of the relationship not the relationship by itself. You need and objective in life with your partner. A pact, An alliance that makes you go further when love seems to be gone. Love will come back as soon as the relationship allow it.
Coming to placements -
Mine - Pisces mercury, Aries Venus, Pisces mars
His - Cap mercury, Cap Venus, Taurus mars.
But...it was in high school 😢 ..we only studied chemistry in textbooks. 😄 It wasn't romantic teenage type. I just wanted to be by his side - even silently and watch the life go by .....it wasn't exactly romantic crush, just saw a life partner in him....... sorry so dramatic xDclick to expand
Posted by RumiLNot yet, I think it's a better idea to close the site now and read Taurus and Aries later Edit: who am I kidding xDPosted by FragranceHehe.. Same same 😄 I love these funny astrological descriptions!!
Haha, the infamous Capricorn encouragement : ) In any article with information about the signs, no matter serious or humorous, my eyes first search for Cap and Taurus. I don't even read the rest now haha
I should read Taurus one! :p ...did you read Aries one? xD
what a strange set these goats areclick to expand
They have such a rich inner world... but unlike Aries who blurts everything out, they keep it to themselves...
As much as Librans love sex, they never break their golden rule: don’t sleep with ugly people. Even if they’re drunk, desperate and lonely, and the barman has just called last rounds, Librans would rather go home alone than hook up with a warm body that doesn’t meet their aesthetic requirements. Librans are also the fastest friend-zoners in the world.
It takes them less than a second to size you up and classify you, and not even a zombie apocalypse is going to get you out.
But if you’re fortunate enough to be as pretty as they are, you’re in for a fun ride - if you can keep up. Even in a loving relationship, Librans like to fuck as if they were in a porn movie. In fact, that’s probably exactly what they’re fantasising about when they’re doing you.
well, isn't that insightful.
It takes them less than a second to size you up and classify you, and not even a zombie apocalypse is going to get you out.
But if you’re fortunate enough to be as pretty as they are, you’re in for a fun ride - if you can keep up. Even in a loving relationship, Librans like to fuck as if they were in a porn movie. In fact, that’s probably exactly what they’re fantasising about when they’re doing you.
well, isn't that insightful.
Posted by capinkWell... I have it too and am reading a boring one message 😛
Well my mercury is in capricorn so if anyone should be able to recognize a boring capricorn it would be me.
LOL. Just kidding 😄
Loool haha 🙂 my sag mars makes me a goofball. Same as the sag merc makes my hubby a funny jerk 🙂 he is a cap sun and I have 6 planets in cap. We get bored pretty quick because ppl often come on with superficial 0815 ish.
But start a conversation about snails, aliens or crime and we are all in haha
But start a conversation about snails, aliens or crime and we are all in haha
Posted by AquaNextDoorHeyyyyy AQUANEXTDOOR!!! 😄
Loool haha 🙂 my sag mars makes me a goofball. Same as the sag merc makes my hubby a funny jerk 🙂 he is a cap sun and I have 6 planets in cap. We get bored pretty quick because ppl often come on with superficial 0815 ish.
But start a conversation about snails, aliens or crime and we are all in haha
Congratulations on marriageeeee! ^_^ wish you both a very happy happy married liiiiife! ... blessings! 🙌
You both look cute
Posted by RumiLPosted by AquaNextDoorHeyyyyy AQUANEXTDOOR!!! 😄
Loool haha 🙂 my sag mars makes me a goofball. Same as the sag merc makes my hubby a funny jerk 🙂 he is a cap sun and I have 6 planets in cap. We get bored pretty quick because ppl often come on with superficial 0815 ish.
But start a conversation about snails, aliens or crime and we are all in hahaclick to expand
Congratulations on marriageeeee! ^_^ wish you both a very happy happy married liiiiife! ... blessings! 🙌
You both look cute
thank you so so much 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 yeh we are very happy 🙂 was such a fun day! can't wait for august 27 when we celebrate the big wedding. may 13 was civil.
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Capricorns are almost autistic: they are out of touch with their own, as well as everyone else’s feelings. They’re positively Victorian, if not Vulcan in their disdain for worldly pleasures, and look down on anyone who thinks otherwise.
The best way to win a Capricorn’s approval is to work 18 hour days, eating nothing but gruel, and wearing lice-infested sackcloth.
Friends
It should come as no surprise that Capricorns aren’t exactly people people. Their immediate reaction on meeting someone new is to disapprove of them.
Don’t bother going out of your way to impress them. They’ll just notice you’re making an extra effort and disapprove of that too. It’s ironic then that they’re mortified by any form of social rejection.
This goes against everything they know and love about themselves.
If you’re friends with a Capricorn, you’ve accepted the fact that they are always going to look down on you, and there’s absolutely nothing you can do to change that.
You can always rely on your Capricorn friend to pour icy water on your fire should you appear too happy for their liking. Tell your Capricorn you’ve just won the Lotto, and they’ll remind you of Lotto winners who lost their fortune and killed themselves.
Tell them you’ve written a novel and they’ll remind you that the novel is a dead art form.
They’re great at dishing out practical advice though. Stick to subjects with which you have no emotional connection, and you’ll be fine.
Work
This is the area in which Capricorns excel.
If we rounded up all Capricorns, and relocated them to work cubicles in huge faceless buildings on the outskirts of cities so that they could eke out the rest of their days, divorced from society, crunching numbers and pushing papers, the world would be a better place for all.
If you’ve suddenly started thinking about the goblin clerks at Gringott’s Wizarding Bank in Harry Potter, you’re well on your way to understanding Capricorns in the workplace.
Obsessively fastidious, precise and unfailingly reliable, Capricorns are excellent workers, but much to their dismay, they’re terrible leaders. Aloof, miserly and as inflexible as Adamantium, Capricorn leaders stand on the divide between obnoxious and evil. They also have all the creativity of a dying houseplant, and despise creativity in others.
In an Orwellian society, Capricorns would be the Thought Police.
Love
Since they seem about as passionate as rising damp, you can be forgiven for thinking that you can count the number of times a Capricorn has had sex by counting their children.