If They Were King or Queen ... (In DXPLand) (Page 3)

The King and Queen - Devil's_The_Name(who else?😛) and CappyWench(for all her queen of hearts antics🙂)

Prince and Princess - DK09 and Sagigoat

Royal Advisors (international affairs) ? Pluto/Owly(😉dont kill me now dear😛) and SB

Royal Advisors (Homeland) ? Yum and DCvirgs(for all her additional clauses haahaa)

Royal Advisor(finance) - Cappiesweetie

Royal Diplomat - Archer

Royal Advosor for Tourism and civic facilities- Hypnos and Emeraldgem(this is a risky combination i know,for hypnos cant help himself with gems around😉)

Royal Wizard - i will let DCvirgs have it since she wants it, along with her other job.

Royal oracle - P-Angel and Ctoun

Royal Chef ? ScorpSuperior

Duke and Duchess ? Dy and Roxi

Marquess and Marchioness ? Shaka/Evan Wheelhomies

Earl and Countess - Antibling and Prringles(prringleo)

Viscount and Lady - Kris and Lady_M

Knights of The Round Table

Grand Crosses ? Missmo,Starfish
Grand Officers ? Tiki and Chocolate
Commander - Chucky(Thetis)
Officer ? FuckinA
Chevaliers ? Bijou2u,Scorp in law,Ms.pisces
Jester and Jestess - Depthcharge and Aqipaperspachtelprugelfoldingagua

Village Idiot - Gaurav Aries

oh cappysweetie and DCvirg, you gals should be Lady not me I'm kinda bias not as fair as you gals i'm serious but hey thanks regardless

LOL @ SG

as for devil, i don't blame his impaired vision to put me as Princess coz he has the same birthday as my dad he simply can't help it . my dad used to fill up the bathtub and tested the water temperature for me before I fell in sleep at night on the sofa when i was his teenager princess (or...teenager monster lol) while my mom did everything for him lol !!!

Awwwww Sagigoat, that so cute 😄 Yeah Devil does have a certain "fatherly" energy around, that why he is the king 🙂

bs! You behave yourself, I just restored the king and the kingdom to order, don't you go around screwing it up 😉

Royal Advisor(finance) - Cappiesweetie

LOL!!!! I swear, its because I'm a capricorn! Thats the only reason why I'm in charge of the money hahahahahahaha

Darn you Devil 😛 😛 😛 OOOPS I mean, Yes sir, you highness

*goes to the royal library to check out accounting books*

"Prince and Princess - DK09 and Sagigoat"

Really— You'd entrust me with all that power? Are you sure?

I am Queen.

I want to be Merlin or the highest order of wizard not some bloody viscount .

hahahahaha!!! and you switched your pic to a wizard! LOL 😄 You really did self appoint yourself COOL 😄 😄 😄

Cappysweetie !!! Where is that capricorn ambition ? You are no advisor those are some boring ass positons . You are QUEEN !!!!

I wouldn't make a good queen bs, I'm not sure if I'm strong enough ... 😛

If I were Queen I'd need a darn good king to help balance my intensity but that's no where to be found hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Whats with this Prince stuff, see! Im already DA KING!!!!!!!! 😛

But OFA can be my queen, that I wouldnt mind 😉

What—

hahahaha alright King! Just because your user name has the work "king" in it doesn't mean you can control the DXP kingdom. You are a newbie for crying out loud LOL!!!!

By the way ... Hi, I'm cappysweetie 🙂 🙂 🙂 Welcome to the boards. But you cannot be king of the castle yet -- Devil has earned his strips in a short amount of time, you have NOT! LOL!!!

LMFAO!!!!

OMG, OMG OMG! Oooopsie! Sorry, Evan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

*HUGS SHAKS and kisses him on the forehead*

Hi!!!!! Evan 🙂 Forget all that I said 😄 😄 😄

I'm going all over the place Shaks hahahahaha!!!!

Hows you 😛

lol, your naivety is kind of cute really

hahahaha, I just realized you called me naive!

Are you saying I don't know wtf is going on? 🙂 hahahaha

i wanna be something 😢

im done with the political talk....its not very fun 😢

im sure there are balder people on here than me.....besides i still look pretty damn good no matter whats happening with my hair. *sigh*

cj is already king...he is king of my heart 😛

i'll pass on the king job...too much work

*smiles brightly*

*waves white flag too*

What would you like to be cj7? You too angelfish?

Its nice you too decided to come over here, we have a good ol'time being really crazy 😛

Baron and Baroness?

I think you two would be great as the Baron or the Baroness 🙂 But you have competition because I have some pretty good ones picked already 😄

What do you two want 😄

well that was hurtful....

Can I be the kings mistress— LOL 😛

They tend to adore and love their mistress more than the queen.

PD

I want to be the scandelous mistress and have paparatzies hiding in my bushes ....just to catch me in the act of stealing a kiss from the king.....lol

PD

i see my kingdom is in unrest again. dont make me put up an emergency. in that case all the ones trying to conspire against the King will be thrown into dungeons.HA

and more mistresses!😛
haahaa!!

The Queen is doing her own thing, and i am missing one of my Advisors dearly😢.

King & Queen - would have to be either Devil & Pluto or Shaka & ScorpSuperior. 😛

hahahaha @ Thetis:

My votes have already been casted, the elections are over and the King and Queen have been choosen 😛

Pluto is an advisor actually 🙂

Long live the Queen 😉

invaders are trying over throw my kingdom, what ever should do :O

*creates plans for attack*

Take a yaht vacation in monaco with your mistress and let the queen rule the country. Lol

Pd

Haha ok who is the queen then? I'm being a typical lazy fish can't be bothered going back and reading all the posts hehe. 😛

O thetis that is sooo true. Who needs to be bothered with details

Pd

i'll take a simple job or title.....dxp bartender, dxp kronic dealer......eh...🙂

LOL @ Moon Eyes ....I see why you won that reporting award for your fine attention to detail.

Okay, so mistress goes to put on her shorttttt blue dress (do you remember Monica ....LOL) and her strappy blue pumps ......here is our song kingy 😛

Mistress says in here seductress voice and motions with her hand ....."Come dance with me....I am feeling a bit lonely. Make an honest woman of me." LOL 😉

CJ - Pour us some tall drinks with umbrellas in them .....and please send a drink to the local photographer over there. *smiles and winks at photographer*

BTW - I did not record any conversations on the phone ....no sirry .....😉

PD

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, the E!dxp correspondents -- moon_eyes and cj7 😄!!!!!!!!

maybe i shouldnt be the bartender......i know it will be one for me...one for u...one for me...one for u............🙂

Did someone mention drink? 😛

*where are my minions?*
😛

and who's that chick with the microphone? moony eyes😛

**goes to her and starts giving off a speech**
oh its not the political debate round off? what are you doing here?
drrrr

and where are my advisors? has the queen run off with her bodyguard?

"Sic semper tyrannis"

"Sic semper tyrannis"

haahaa!😛

WAIT moony chick, you first need the permit grant for that.
**calls the guards**

you will be punished! for possessing a microphone without permission and running around drunk-substance abuse.
now i have to think about the punishment

I say we take her out back and shoot her like the dog she is!

Or, you know, a fine.

I prefer option A.

shooting is too severe. we need a punishment that is justified according to the crime.

i think she should be bound, then be made to drink some more, and then her interview should be taken, all candid, make her admit nasty things she did, then get those snippets on the national tely as the latest scoop.

"shooting is too severe. we need a punishment that is justified according to the crime."

What happened to the power-drunk tyrant we've all grown to know and love?

You've changed, man, you've changed.

Whipped?

is it getting kinky now?

What happened to the power-drunk tyrant we've all grown to know and love?

You've changed, man, you've changed.

not quite, but yes,i want to set a good example😛