@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts
New Position Available On Cap Board!
How to Apply for the Capricorn Board Position
A new position on the Capricorn Board is open for active members with a DXP account. Applicants should be able to post regularly. Benefits include access to Cap Milk and increased street cred. Interviews and trials will be conducted on the Capricorn section of DXPnet.
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Posted by champranger
Wait, do I have a position on the Cap board? 🤔I've never gotten any benefits. 😭
*Looks through files*
...yes, you've been employed for awhile-*eye twich*
Champ, when was the last time...James Tate paid you for your fiery influence...uhh...orange juggling?
Posted by palehorse
The position is rightfully mine.Actually whatever position yours is on the cap board is mine now too.
Ambitious!
Though due to new business practices and the transparency act of 2012 , we need to know at least your Sun sign for business bios on out-dated looking websites and for government records.
Posted by LeDominoes
U w0t m8?
Ah, I see from your accent that you're either from or grew up near people with a texter accent. I believe it's actually been considered it's own official language as for last year? So with that said, what other languages do you speak and write besides texter?
Posted by palehorse
sun cap moon cap rising cap merc capthat's all you need to know
...YOU! It's been awhile man, how have things been?
Posted by Ryoko
So is this a trolling position?I'm a cap rising with my stellium in the tenth house (house of cap)
So I just emit Capricorn energy.
Do i qualify?
Hmm, the Cap Rising would make you quite attractive to us.
Arms crossed with a poker face!
Trolling isn't the only way you can do the job, however our board is suffering a troll drought as we speak and spiritual guru asking us for all our money say we need one to have "balance".
How would you feel about staring at these types till they leave our property?
Posted by Foreverloveme
Who left—You know Cap shoes are extremely hard to fill 😉
Whispers: No caps left, just our long time troll has left us to get stung by another board. *Coughs*
Posted by palehorse
It was capinc before it was capink.Long before your time...
Yeah, we need you to take our James Tate position as "Cap User that doubles as people's spirit Animal"
@champranger
Here is your back-payment of Capricorn Milk.
It's Capinc fresh!
Posted by JohnnyRed007
Can I apply?I have cap moon, many cap friends, my little big bro is a cap and so is my grandma....
Jk
So you know the ways of the goat? Oh very impressive.
So are you lactose intolerant? If so you'll just have to depend on your Lion heart to keep you young and youthful looking.
You're very welcome to have trail run with our board!
Posted by Ubermensch
how old are you?
Hmm? How do you think I am?
My family used to own goats. Am I qualified? 😉
Posted by Ubermensch
how old are you?Hmm? How do you think I am?
young. 18 or younger. if you didnt post so much on the capricorn board id think youd be a childlike gemini or pisces
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*Lays in Saturn hospital on life support*
C-childlike? Is it cause of my gifs alone or?
Posted by Andalusia
My family used to own goats. Am I qualified? 😉
Did you milk them?
That depends, did the goats ever try to eat your homework or do it for you?
Posted by Ubermensch
how old are you?Hmm? How do you think I am?
young. 18 or younger. if you didnt post so much on the capricorn board id think youd be a childlike gemini or pisces
*Lays in Saturn hospital on life support*
C-childlike? Is it cause of my gifs alone or?
its your enthusiasm, youre engaging and have an up beat presence on the site. those traits arent stereotypically capricorn
whats the rest of your chart like and whats its dominant element?
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Oh, you want to see my chart? I'll PM it if you want to read it.
Earth is my most dominant element.
Trying to make us super hormonal with goat erotica!
WE ARE NOT THOSE KINDS OF GOATS! (On the clock or in public)
Posted by Ubermensch
how old are you?Hmm? How do you think I am?
young. 18 or younger. if you didnt post so much on the capricorn board id think youd be a childlike gemini or pisces
*Lays in Saturn hospital on life support*
C-childlike? Is it cause of my gifs alone or?
its your enthusiasm, youre engaging and have an up beat presence on the site. those traits arent stereotypically capricorn
whats the rest of your chart like and whats its dominant element?
Oh, you want to see my chart? I'll PM it if you want to read it.
Earth is my most dominant element.
It's your aries rising because caps are dull & boring & lack enthusiasm
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Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces...it's funny cause I wouldn't think I'd be able to pass as any of those signs for a day. Yet on dxp, I've been mistaken for each at one point. (EVEN with my big three listed as my tagline)
Posted by palehorse
sun cap moon cap rising cap merc capthat's all you need to know
pfiuu, let's make money together
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...he could become a role model for you.
Posted by palehorse
sun cap moon cap rising cap merc capthat's all you need to know
pfiuu, let's make money together
...he could become a role model for you.
nah i dont know, i've looked my chart, and i'm a cap sagg and aquarius, so i'm almost a sociopath, full cap i dont know if this dudes is more a scientist than a lawyer.
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So full of Universal/Trans-personal signs, huh? What's your rising again?
Posted by Andalusia
My family used to own goats. Am I qualified? 😉Did you milk them?
That depends, did the goats ever try to eat your homework or do it for you?
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They shat all over the back yard and stood in the way whenever we tried to play tetherball.
Posted by Andalusia
My family used to own goats. Am I qualified? 😉Did you milk them?
That depends, did the goats ever try to eat your homework or do it for you?
They shat all over the back yard and stood in the way whenever we tried to play tetherball.
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THEY stood in the way of your promising tetherball career!? They had be unevolved goats, clearly.
We don't all pop in the yard, the classy ones use the corner!
Posted by palehorse
sun cap moon cap rising cap merc capthat's all you need to know
pfiuu, let's make money together
...he could become a role model for you.
nah i dont know, i've looked my chart, and i'm a cap sagg and aquarius, so i'm almost a sociopath, full cap i dont know if this dudes is more a scientist than a lawyer.
So full of Universal/Trans-personal signs, huh? What's your rising again?
libra
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Then your planets should fall between houses 3 4 and 5 or the bottom of your chart.
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
I've dated a cap moon, does that qualify me?
Posted by HappyCapper
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏
They couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Posted by TaurusinTexas
I've dated a cap moon, does that qualify me?
You have experience somewhat, what do you bring to the table?
Trolling?
Soft fabrics?
Posted by HappyCapper
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏They couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
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Then add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
Posted by SuperMercurial
RIP :'c
...hmm? You didn't get fired...wait, are you even hired?
Posted by HappyCapper
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏They couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Then add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
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You could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
Posted by HappyCapper
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏They couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Then add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
You could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
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You're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.
Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
Posted by HappyCapper
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏They couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Then add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
You could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.
Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
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Always next time. Get a martial arts instructor down on his knees!
...NOT FOR MARRIAGE. Phew, almost had a Cap moment there.
Umm, that depends on the rulings of the Capricorn Government.
Posted by SuperMercurial
RIP :'c...hmm? You didn't get fired...wait, are you even hired?
Oh, a capricorn really did delete lol. Why would I want to be a cappy? So I can torture the womins with my sadistic nature? Generally speaking 😛
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No, our troll left us to get stung.
We're going through a troll drought, so we need all the playful teasing we can get.
Posted by HappyCapper
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏They couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Then add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
You could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.
Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
Always next time. Get a martial arts instructor down on his knees!
...NOT FOR MARRIAGE. Phew, almost had a Cap moment there.
Umm, that depends on the rulings of the Capricorn Government.
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Peeew! That was close! Gotta work on that, Mr.
I should add that I have a 10th house mars as well, and that somewhere in my chart, there is a Saturn. Promise.
Posted by SuperMercurial
RIP :'c...hmm? You didn't get fired...wait, are you even hired?
Oh, a capricorn really did delete lol. Why would I want to be a cappy? So I can torture the womins with my sadistic nature? Generally speaking 😛
No, our troll left us to get stung.
We're going through a troll drought, so we need all the playful teasing we can get.
Okay well you guys suck and I hate you... Believable? I'll be back tomorrow to throw more disguised love I mean shade....
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What's with the sprinkle? We need scattered showers through the day type trollling!
Posted by HappyCapper
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏They couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Then add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
You could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.
Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
Always next time. Get a martial arts instructor down on his knees!
...NOT FOR MARRIAGE. Phew, almost had a Cap moment there.
Umm, that depends on the rulings of the Capricorn Government.
Peeew! That was close! Gotta work on that, Mr.
I should add that I have a 10th house mars as well, and that somewhere in my chart, there is a Saturn. Promise.
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...My vedic Saturn is in Capricorn! 😱
I-I don't think I can ever be free and fun! I must become that stuffy dean at some university who is chaste and sober in character! 😢
Posted by SuperMercurial
RIP :'c...hmm? You didn't get fired...wait, are you even hired?
Oh, a capricorn really did delete lol. Why would I want to be a cappy? So I can torture the womins with my sadistic nature? Generally speaking 😛
No, our troll left us to get stung.
We're going through a troll drought, so we need all the playful teasing we can get.
Okay well you guys suck and I hate you... Believable? I'll be back tomorrow to throw more disguised love I mean shade....
What's with the sprinkle? We need scattered showers through the day type trollling!
Already trying to over work me
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Why do you think astrocook books keep paring Caps and Virgos together?
Us goats can work your virgins... 😉
Posted by HappyCapper
Still here? Why don't you have someone else do the interviews. Interviews aren't fun. Remember, you're not one of them anymore - you're with the cool guys now. Now, go have outdoors sex with a couple of teachers!😏They couldn't keep up with my stamina and had to call out of work the next day.
I think some Cap parts stuck with me, since they keep texting me calling me daddy.
😐
No, you skipped work. No skydiving sex for you young lady.
Then add a few - you just see problems everywhere, don't you? Live a little! Remember, you have escaped the dark side. You're one of us now...
Nooo, I skipped work to be able to have skydiving sex, you goofball, you.😄
You could have called it networking and sealed the business deal by dominating the skydiving instructor with your crotch.
Sorry, my Rahu in Scorpio was talking.
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm not completely used to my Capricorn MC yet. (yeah, that's right!😄) But I should have been.
Could my Cap MC give me a dual citizenship? I was in a LTR with a cap moon too.
Always next time. Get a martial arts instructor down on his knees!
...NOT FOR MARRIAGE. Phew, almost had a Cap moment there.
Umm, that depends on the rulings of the Capricorn Government.
Peeew! That was close! Gotta work on that, Mr.
I should add that I have a 10th house mars as well, and that somewhere in my chart, there is a Saturn. Promise.
...My vedic Saturn is in Capricorn! 😱
I-I don't think I can ever be free and fun! I must become that stuffy dean at some university who is chaste and sober in character! 😢
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No! Nooo! All is not yet lost! You can do it! It's not too late! Sex on a rock concert stage! *does CPR on SirHorns*
I nominate you fill this vacant position with free Cheesecake and chocolate milk @_@
otherwise- Champ should def be honorary Cap
Posted by wagtail
I nominate you fill this vacant position with free Cheesecake and chocolate milk @_@otherwise- Champ should def be honorary Cap
Yay! I mean *cough* Suggestion noted!
Posted by SirHorns
Salutations esteemed members of DXPnet,Due to sudden events that have occurred recently, a well seasoned user has left and taker their skills and services to another board. Hence forth, as of July, 25th, 2016 we have a position open for those interested in finding a new board to lurk and post on semi-regularly. Interviews and trial runs will be held on the Capricorn Board section of DXPnet.
Requirements:
- A DXP account
- An ability to post more than once a month.
Benefits:
- Cap Milk, the stuff which is the reason why we age so well (and backwards).
- And other practical things.
- Street Cred
We look forward to working with any wishing to see if they can do the job!
From the 2nd Ring of Saturn,
A random 2nd Decan Capricorn
There must be (better) other benefits?
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...what are you after? >.>
- Post more than once a month
Post what?
Posted by nando2002
- Post more than once a monthPost what?
What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
Posted by nando2002
- Post more than once a monthPost what?
What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
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Whatever people like it.
I prefer more cultural or based on actuality (kind of Trump)
Can be considered Trolling since I have my own milk 😄
Posted by nando2002
- Post more than once a monthPost what?
What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
Whatever people like it.
I prefer more cultural or based on actuality (kind of Trump)
Can be considered Trolling since I have my own milk 😄
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*Snickers* Sell your milk for top dollar man!
btw... why someone (Cap or not) needs a position in a board where anyone can open a topic?
Looks like some kind of syndicate here.
To whom you work?
Posted by nando2002
- Post more than once a monthPost what?
What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
Whatever people like it.
I prefer more cultural or based on actuality (kind of Trump)
Can be considered Trolling since I have my own milk 😄
*Snickers* Sell your milk for top dollar man!
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Get me someone soft to milk me
Posted by nando2002
btw... why someone (Cap or not) needs a position in a board where anyone can open a topic?Looks like some kind of syndicate here.
To whom you work?
The Great Malefic.
Posted by nando2002
- Post more than once a monthPost what?
What kind of posts are you willing to bring to the table?
Funny ones? Trolling ones?
Whatever people like it.
I prefer more cultural or based on actuality (kind of Trump)
Can be considered Trolling since I have my own milk 😄
*Snickers* Sell your milk for top dollar man!
Get me someone soft to milk me
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Sign preference? Water Sign or Earth Sign to milk you?
Get me someone soft to milk me
Sign preference? Water Sign or Earth Sign to milk you?
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hummm... hard choice. Let them come in and then I choose tha one. 😄
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Salutations esteemed members of DXPnet,
Due to sudden events that have occurred recently, a well seasoned user has left and taker their skills and services to another board. Hence forth, as of July, 25th, 2016 we have a position open for those interested in finding a new board to lurk and post on semi-regularly. Interviews and trial runs will be held on the Capricorn Board section of DXPnet.
Requirements:
- A DXP account
- An ability to post more than once a month.
Benefits:
- Cap Milk, the stuff which is the reason why we age so well (and backwards).
- And other practical things.
- Street Cred
We look forward to working with any wishing to see if they can do the job!
From the 2nd Ring of Saturn,
A random 2nd Decan Capricorn