One Crazy Night and now I got Crabs.

So I go out to this strip club last week, and there was this dancer.. She looked like she was about my age and had a Pentagram on her right shoulder (The single most sexy thing about her). She keept looking at me as she danced on the pole and to be honest I had to gaze a the floor several times.... her eyes were very intimidating.... I bought her a drink (The water with lemon shiz that costs like 30 Dollars since they cant drink on the job), and when shes about to sit on my lap I stand up and push out a chair for her to sit in. She was kinda shocked but sat down anyway. We started talking(more like yelling since the music was so loud) and after a while she got up and sat on my lap, since she wasnt being forced this time( she could have chosen to remain on the chair) i let her. She leaned in right to my ear,and i hear her say in a sexy whisper ??Can you hear me now— I remember that celluar commercial with the guy with glasses asking that and i begin straight out laughing ( Yes i was kinda tipsy). She doesnt get it and leaves. I dont stop her and I just sit alone asking for beer after been. So it gets to be 3:32 am and the place begins closing. She was waiting for me outside..... She asked me how i was going to head home and i told her that i was going to sleep on my car cuz i was way treetrunked up. She takes my hand and leads me to her car.... We go to her place and .... well you know = ) once its over out of curiousity i ask her what sign she is and she says cancer.... I smile and ask ?? Got crabs—


****** Fictional story , hope it makes atleast ONE person smile*******

3 laughs, that was more then i expected = )

Lol had to b a cancer girl

i was about to say... "imposter!"