@deepcappy
15 Years
Call a doctor and you specifically ask for them and then a nurse calls back
"the doctor is busy right, I will let him know"
"Press one for English"
"What are you thinking about?"
"Can you do me a favor?"
"What's that?"
Everything happens for a reason.
MY BAD
WTF is that all about?
"this train is being held at the platform due to a red signal..."
Ummm... any error msg that DXP produces 😛
Do you know why I stopped you? "can I see license and registration please?"
Then you get the speeding ticket. One time I just sat in my car after I got the ticket and the fricken officer didn't even want to let me sit in my car for a little bit. He comes out of his and he is like you have to go first so I leave. I just wanted taser him at that moment. Just a good cook and fry tasering session. I mean dang give me a few moment to myself after you cleaned up my wallet. Take my money, boss me around and intimidate me all at once on Easter Day. So I prayed he burn in hell 'cause Jesus don't like that. "Thou shall not right speeding tickets on Easter or thou shall burn in hell."
Bitchen
As in thats BITCHEN
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