SB: The Golden Age of DXP

You will always be my special little biatch (+_+) *tears of reminiscence* It feels like it has been so long...

Remember the cafe days with (2_2) and (>_THIS PLACE IS LIKE CRACK (((@_@)))

We did threads like a cheap whore does lines

hahhaha

you're a dxp celebrity, apparently

Now I'm really getting nostalgic/horny...

*panties becoming moist*

It was a time when koalacabras ruled, Agua and Bling supported the booming leather sex toys industry, G2 and Juwana were alcoholic hot tub sluts, the Bread was fresh, Kris was a little bitch and I was having shameless, gratuitous sex with garden gnomes...

Okay- so nothing has really changed... o_O

Celebrity?

You too can become a dxp superstar!

Here is my recipe for success:

Step 1: Insert a lubricated finger into your-OOPS... wrong recipe o_O srry

Okay

1) Neglect all responsibilities (working, studying, raising a child- what have you) and take that time to post your mind droppings and/or lurk here at least 10-12 hours a day

2) Repeat step one for 365 days

3) Call any user a slimy bleeding gash, quivering cum hole, jiz dumpster (or any variation of the three) for no apparent reason, at least twice a month

4) Have a personality disorder!

5) Respond to most postings even if the topic does not interest you (just to get your name out there *wink wink*)

6) Call Prime a gay crack licker... oh... well... I guess there is no Primegen anymore- so scratch that... call any easily-antagonized user of your choice a gay crack licker

7) Vomit your personal opinions in threads that you create out of extreme boredom or anger

8) Don't have a life (I totally nailed this one!!!)

9) Spend most of your time on the aqua, scorp or cap boards regardless of what your own sign is

10) Become affiliated with Schoenetanz and flirt with her ad nauseam and/or send her fancy cakes

Follow steps 1-10 with the utmost care and you are sure to become an elite dxp celeb!

Goodluck

-Tanz

I think I got that covered.

All I need now are lights, camera....

No, she's sill here 🙂

G2 and Juwana were alcoholic hot tub sluts

-i miss the hot tube, well the slut part mostly...