Share with us sum of your most embarassing moments

Last week, i was standing on a long line at the bank. I've been sick with flu so i started sneezing... AND... farted at the same time. I was sooo embarassed that i left & went to a bank 30 minutes away. Lol. Share yours...

My friend says her boyfriend & his pals were sitting watching rugby, in came her puppy wrestling with her ratty underwear, which he dug out from a trashbag outside. Hahaha

LOL!!! im cracking up! that's so funny. i had a somewhat similar story. i went to the bank too n i was shuffling in my purse for my atm card. there was like a group of HOT ass guys i was walking towards n all of sudden all my tampons fell out of my purse onto the floor. it scattered everywhere n stopped at their feet. i turned around n walked out w/o bothering to pick them all up n ended up going to a diff atm haha.

the worst one i can remember was at my uncle's wife's parents' house years ago. they were just getting married then n we were meeting her family for the first time. i had to take a crap bad so i went in n did my business. i got a knock on the door saying the flush doesnt work n i had to use another bathroom to do #2. it was too late, the damage had been done lol n i was too embarassed to say i #2'd so i said ok n ended up taking forever in the bathroom scooping out the poop with a "tabo" (this cup thing filipinos use to wash their ass lol) and transferring it to the trashcan! it was def a "dumb & dumber" moment!!!

Hahaha, u guys. Here's another one. At secondary school we wore tunics as part of our school uniform. One day during break, wind out of nowhere blew my skirt over my head. I was called Ms. Monroe for a few days after that. Idiots!

Posted by WaterCup
Last week, i was standing on a long line at the bank. I've been sick with flu so i started sneezing... AND... farted at the same time. I was sooo embarassed that i left & went to a bank 30 minutes away. Lol. Share yours...

Welcome to the amazing world of adulthood... wait until you sneeze, pee, and fart at the same time... Seriously, don't get too embarrassed - most all of us do it at one point or another.

I embarrass myself regularly. Sure, the embarrassment is there, but it's so much easier to ignore it or laugh my ass of at myself. I've found that if I laugh, it's much more fun and entertaining. My mom who is in her 70's will be in the middle of the store, checks the isle for anyone, farts, and goes on with a smile... I then run and feel extremely sorry for the next person coming down that isle.

I often fall going up stairs :/ go figure!

@tryandguess..that happens a lot with me too, wish i had another pair of eyes for my feet.

One time at band camp...seriously I was at band camp lol

We were playing tennis and I went to hit the ball and missed and ended up falling and proceeded to slide and bounce a good 20 feet I got up and my crush at the time had a O________O look on his face. I could of just died.

Another time I was at a huge movie theater watching Jurassic Park and I was in the front like the row right in front of the screen. I got up to use the loo and when I was shimming across a plethora of knees to get to the end of the row I tripped and fell. I could imagine that your watching the screen see a shadow make it's way across then nothing then hearing a damn it and seeing a person pop up and keep walking. lol jebus

The absolute worse I could of slunk into a black hole and be fine with it, was when I was on a first date with a particular someone and he said something about himself and me being me I made a joke that I was going to leave because I was offended but wasn't, so I stand up and try to get out of this tiny table with too closely spaced apart legs I almost knocked the table over and spilled my water all over the table. Epic fail. I just sat back down and grabbed all kinds of napkins cleaned it up then just got quiet and played with my scarf. Oh lord...that was bad.

Morale of the story this mermaid is a klutz. lol

Oh another golden one was I used to play softball, my position was catcher, while in middle school and the only game my dad went to the batter tipped the ball and it zoomed right into my tit and my dad screams OH MY GOD! MY BABY GOT HIT IN THE TIT! ARE YOU OKAY BABY? DID YOUR TIT FALL OFF? DO I NEED TO TAKE YOU THE HOSPITAL?

ZOMFG!!! All I could do is rub my boob in pain and scream SHUT UP DAD!! Everyone was dying laughing, I mean everyone. I could of died. Needless to say I damn well made sure he didn't go to another game. Sheesh.

I was at a friend's house with my husband and a lot of other friends were there. The hubby decided to get kitty playful and starts poking me on the sides. He then found my most ticklish spot and I yelped, burped and farted loudly at once. I have yet to live that moment down.

Standing in the post office a week before Christmas holding a huge box ready to post overseas. I had my shorts on (it's summer in New Zealand, and it's bloody hot!). I could feel my shorts start to slip from my waist. They have this weird ass belt on them and I didn't do it up properly. They start to slip down and I'm holding this box and it's heavy and huge. I had nowhere to rest it. The shorts kept slipping so i tried shuffling over to a stand so i could rest my hip on there and save myself the embarrassment of having my shorts fall down.

Too late!

Down go the shorts, knickers on show.

I had no choice but to turn around to the queue of people behind me and say "OOPS!" like a half-baked imbecile. I mean, what else can ya do, yanno?

I had to bend over, arse on show, knickers on show, put the box down, retrieve my shorts, do up the belt and carry on with my box-posting quest.

I aint going back there again in a hurry.

Hahaha

This happened last week.
I had on one of those plunging bras under my wrap around shirt. I had my suit jacket buttoned up because it was cold. I had a meeting with the senior manager. I sit down, he had the heat blazing! I opened my jacket to get some air and my boob was out!
I guess I didn't tie the wrap around well and my boob just came out of the plunging bra.

He just looked really surprised and was smiling. I was so embarrassed I just left.
That was a very important meeting for me. I wanted to work on that project so bad. 😢

did you get the position on the project? Flashing a boob here and there has helped some people out. Not that I'm saying it's the way to go though...I'm sure you're like me and like to land it by integrity.

Posted by tbird
did you get the position on the project? Flashing a boob here and there has helped some people out. Not that I'm saying it's the way to go though...I'm sure you're like me and like to land it by integrity.

I am like you, I have always earned things that way, with integrity. I haven't heard anything yet. My coworker said the notifications will go out on Jan. 30th.

*fingers crossed* I hope you get it hun! I don't believe in God, but I'll put out good vibes into the cosmos for you. =)

Posted by chemengin

Posted by tbird
did you get the position on the project? Flashing a boob here and there has helped some people out. Not that I'm saying it's the way to go though...I'm sure you're like me and like to land it by integrity.

I am like you, I have always earned things that way, with integrity. I haven't heard anything yet. My coworker said the notifications will go out on Jan. 30th.

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YYYYAAAAYYYY! He came in today and told me that I had the position! AAAANNNDD I am the Head Engineer on the project. 😄 So happy! This was the best Birthday Present Ever! OMgoodness I cannot stop smiling, been smiling all day..LOL my face hurtits.

Oh and he said me flashing him wasnt the reason I got it. He said I left my proposal when I ran out. So he read it and it was the best one. So HA!
Well going out to celebrate my Bday and my project! 😄

oops typo there, sorry missed that, meant my face hurts...LOL IM SO EXCITED!😄

Posted by chemengin
oops typo there, sorry missed that, meant my face hurts...LOL IM SO EXCITED!😄

ZOMFG!!!!! I'm so freaking happy for you hun!! That's hilarious he said you didn't get it by flashing him! Congrats and I'll have a drink of my coke in your honor! *raises can* To the aqua of the hour! Here...here!

congratulation chemenigen! What a way to celebrate a birthday, when is yours btw?

bird u heathen!, lol. If u dont believe in the big guy, who do u believe in the? Fairy godmother? Unicorns? Jokes aside, im really interested in who u turn to when things go bad. Personally, i believe in both God and destiny (spirituality). But, not in a crazy fanatic way, just enough to have a lean on. No hallellujah or amen at the end of a sentence here, lol. Who's your daddy then?

Posted by WaterCup
congratulation chemenigen! What a way to celebrate a birthday, when is yours btw?

thank you WaterCup. 🙂 My birthday is one day after yours. January 26th. I had a blast. I think I got a little to wild for my bf. I think I scared him a little. He keeps staring at me LOL, like," do i really know this woman?" LOL.

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Posted by chemengin
oops typo there, sorry missed that, meant my face hurts...LOL IM SO EXCITED!😄

ZOMFG!!!!! I'm so freaking happy for you hun!! That's hilarious he said you didn't get it by flashing him! Congrats and I'll have a drink of my coke in your honor! *raises can* To the aqua of the hour! Here...here!

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Thank you! I thought I was going to get past the flashing thing...but he brought it up. uuuugggh! unfortunately! I mean who does that? so embarrassing.

ooh yay, we are almost twins. Happy belated birthday then girl!! Forget the boss flashing, lol. Im sure he got a perky view, at least i hope so, lol. Otherwise he would have been too traumatised to get back to u if he saw a shy boob (nipple facing down).

I believe in karma or the cosmos. lol I know I sound like a hippie. I dunno if I pray or throw my wishes out there I throw it out for the cosmos or fate. I guess... if I was to believe in God or a divine spirit I would probably align myself with the egyptians or buddist beliefs. Not one god but many.

I like heritic. *gigglesnort*

lmfao chem. I LOVE getting that really? seriously? look from the person I'm into. I always just smile and shake my head yes and say oh yeah I'm really that fuc*ing stupid. lmfao. I LOVE to shock people since it's exceptionally hard for me to get shocked. I just get a kick out of that.

I think he just said that so you know that you got the position on your own merit and not the merit of which ever boob decided to fly the coop.

I think of the downward dog nip as the depressed Eeyore nip. Thanks for noticing. bahahaha. Sorry I'm being stupid today.

Posted by WaterCup
ooh yay, we are almost twins. Happy belated birthday then girl!! Forget the boss flashing, lol. Im sure he got a perky view, at least i hope so, lol. Otherwise he would have been too traumatised to get back to u if he saw a shy boob (nipple facing down).

LOL hahahahahaha

Aquahahahaha 🙂