Sexual Confession

it's really a bad joke but aprilbaby the point is, the guy had sex when there was "nobody else around" so the priest is thinking "there's nobody else around" therefore....

Seam and a couple of his friends go out for a saturday night. as they pass the church Sean says I have to stop and confess to father my sexaul indiscretions. In he goes
Sean forgive me father for I have sined
Father what is your sin my son
Sean: I slept with a woman last night out of wedlock
Father: who was she
Sean: I can't tell you that father
Father: was it that Mary Margget Hollahan
Sean: I cnat say father
Father: I bet it was Hellen Quinn wasn't it
Sean: no father I cant say
Bridey murphy wasnt it
Sean: please don't ask me any more father I cant say
Father: allright go do 10,000 hale marys and be gone with you
Sean leaves the church his friends ask how bad was it
Sean: not bad I got three good leads.

Capman-- I do like your jokes... however, that one would have been better had the guy been looking for his chick at the church, in addition to seeking his forgiveness and penance. So, tweek it a bit next time and it'll be better.