
At first glance, what would you think of this synastry:






Posted by God-of-the-GapsPosted by Whorpio
We met last June, I moved in with him within 4 weeks of knowing each other 😬
I saw red flags from the very beginning, so I had no intent of being with him long-term unless he changed.
Packed my bags and ran 900 miles away 2 months after moving in; he was emotionally abusive and I was starting to fear I wouldn’t make it out alive if I stayed long.
We’ve been on-and-off since my departure. Mostly off I’d say. But with my most recent “I can’t do this, I wish you luck” message, he has seemingly found inspiration to be a better person: he’s manifesting better self-concept, he is reading the Bible, wanting to improve himself for me, etc.
A part of me wants him to change so we can be together long term. He’s exactly like my dad (yet in my age range), and there’s comfort I find in that.
Every mutable man's "get her back" tactic is the Bible. Or rehab. Or both. Shit cracks me up
If you can suck a bullet out of a glock, I'd praise Jesus, too, though, no judgmentclick to expand

Posted by God-of-the-Gaps
Every mutable man's "get her back" tactic is the Bible. Or rehab. Or both. Shit cracks me up
If you can suck a bullet out of a glock, I'd praise Jesus, too, though, no judgment

Posted by God-of-the-GapsPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by God-of-the-GapsIt was flowers with mePosted by WhorpioEvery mutable man's "get her back" tactic is the Bible. Or rehab. Or both. Shit cracks me up
We met last June, I moved in with him within 4 weeks of knowing each other 😬
I saw red flags from the very beginning, so I had no intent of being with him long-term unless he changed.
Packed my bags and ran 900 miles away 2 months after moving in; he was emotionally abusive and I was starting to fear I wouldn’t make it out alive if I stayed long.
We’ve been on-and-off since my departure. Mostly off I’d say. But with my most recent “I can’t do this, I wish you luck” message, he has seemingly found inspiration to be a better person: he’s manifesting better self-concept, he is reading the Bible, wanting to improve himself for me, etc.
A part of me wants him to change so we can be together long term. He’s exactly like my dad (yet in my age range), and there’s comfort I find in that.
If you can suck a bullet out of a glock, I'd praise Jesus, too, though, no judgment
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He was an Aqua
”I’ll change”
Flowers 💐
Didn’t change 🥴
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Ouch! Flowers are so low effort. This is the order, ladies
Couples therapy> phone password > Jesus>rehab>jewelry>backrub that doesn't turn into sex> fix the shit they said they would for 6 months > dinner at nice restaurant > not being a douche > flowers.click to expand

Posted by God-of-the-GapsPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by God-of-the-GapsWe did the couples therapy and she said ”I’m not supposed to say this but I don’t hold out much hope”. She then tactfully explained what a fuck up he was 😅Posted by MyStarsShineOuch! Flowers are so low effort. This is the order, ladiesPosted by God-of-the-GapsIt was flowers with mePosted by WhorpioEvery mutable man's "get her back" tactic is the Bible. Or rehab. Or both. Shit cracks me up
We met last June, I moved in with him within 4 weeks of knowing each other 😬
I saw red flags from the very beginning, so I had no intent of being with him long-term unless he changed.
Packed my bags and ran 900 miles away 2 months after moving in; he was emotionally abusive and I was starting to fear I wouldn’t make it out alive if I stayed long.
We’ve been on-and-off since my departure. Mostly off I’d say. But with my most recent “I can’t do this, I wish you luck” message, he has seemingly found inspiration to be a better person: he’s manifesting better self-concept, he is reading the Bible, wanting to improve himself for me, etc.
A part of me wants him to change so we can be together long term. He’s exactly like my dad (yet in my age range), and there’s comfort I find in that.
If you can suck a bullet out of a glock, I'd praise Jesus, too, though, no judgment
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He was an Aqua
”I’ll change”
Flowers 💐
Didn’t change 🥴
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Couples therapy> phone password > Jesus>rehab>jewelry>backrub that doesn't turn into sex> fix the shit they said they would for 6 months > dinner at nice restaurant > not being a douche > flowers.
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I can’t remember if the flowers came before this or after lol
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😆 🤣 that was the best money spent on "change".. sometimes a change of address is what they really need.click to expand

Posted by MyStarsShine
We did the couples therapy and she said ”I’m not supposed to say this but I don’t hold out much hope”. She then tactfully explained what a fuck up he was 😅
I can’t remember if the flowers came before this or after lol

Posted by God-of-the-Gaps
Does he hide it from you?


Posted by WhorpioPosted by MyStarsShinedamn you know it’s bad when the therapist says to leave him 🥴
We did the couples therapy and she said ”I’m not supposed to say this but I don’t hold out much hope”. She then tactfully explained what a fuck up he was 😅
I can’t remember if the flowers came before this or after lol
The one I’m dealing with right now is anti-therapy, feels it is a waste of money when we can do the work for free.
He grew up in poverty and is in the lower class, so I understand why he is frugal.
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Posted by MidAtBest
Difficult elements: his Saturn in your 1st; his Pluto conj your Mars; his Mars in your 7th; his Chiron conj your NN
Your Venus sextile his Mars is ok
First glance it doesn't look outstanding, but I wonder what your composite chart formations/placements are
If I knew both of your birthdates I could check sevenreflections to see who has the upper hand & whether the relationship is viable. Check for a decent astrowin synastry score too
We Gems have a tendency to obsess over one person and beg to become whoever they order us to be because we only care about looks/sexual chemistry, not compatibility. It feels like drowning in the moment when we can't get what we want but we eventually snap out of it and move all the way on (then repeat)
I cringe for every time I started going to church in efforts to prove my love to some Christian I'm fixated on. 🤮

Posted by WhorpioPosted by MidAtBestI’m not even Christian! He knows I worship the devil 🤘
Difficult elements: his Saturn in your 1st; his Pluto conj your Mars; his Mars in your 7th; his Chiron conj your NN
Your Venus sextile his Mars is ok
First glance it doesn't look outstanding, but I wonder what your composite chart formations/placements are
If I knew both of your birthdates I could check sevenreflections to see who has the upper hand & whether the relationship is viable. Check for a decent astrowin synastry score too
We Gems have a tendency to obsess over one person and beg to become whoever they order us to be because we only care about looks/sexual chemistry, not compatibility. It feels like drowning in the moment when we can't get what we want but we eventually snap out of it and move all the way on (then repeat)
I cringe for every time I started going to church in efforts to prove my love to some Christian I'm fixated on. 🤮
I can DM you our birth details if your dm’s are open.
I get wrapped up in the looks/sexual chemistry too; sexual chemistry is why I struggle to block him.
That is so true about gems obsessing and begging. They are the only sign I seriously date and I have noticed they all do that to some extent, though not all of the others dragged it out as long as this one has.click to expand

Posted by IDKLOL
how old is he and how many gf he had,

Posted by MidAtBest
Ok they're turned on (: I identify as Satanist also. He sounds like one of those corny mgtow Gemini men who doesn't perceive or listen (actually none of us perceive or listen), hence him assuming the Jesus technique is a universally applicable good look. I wish you luck though. I'm sure your taurus-scorpio & gem-libra placements play well together

Posted by IDKLOLPosted by WhorpioPosted by IDKLOLhe is 27 and has only had 1 gf/fiance prior to me.
how old is he and how many gf he had,
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Posted by IDKLOL
i should just date whorpio at this point tbh


Posted by WarAngel79
You know, I've seen this episode on a TV show back when I was a kid called: Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack.
At least we have words written by you explaining exactly how this guy is going to snap, kill you and dump your body in an open field somewhere in East Texas.
The amount of red flags between the both of you? There's no amount of astrology that can fix that.
You already know this isn't going to work, I don't even know why we're having this conversation.

Posted by WhorpioPosted by WarAngel79Look, we don’t know that’s how it’s going to play out. I watch a lot of Dateline and I have yet to see an episode where someone who found Jesus murders their lover. Plus, like I said, he’s emotionally like my dad and my dad has not murdered my mom after 30 years of marriage.
You know, I've seen this episode on a TV show back when I was a kid called: Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack.
At least we have words written by you explaining exactly how this guy is going to snap, kill you and dump your body in an open field somewhere in East Texas.
The amount of red flags between the both of you? There's no amount of astrology that can fix that.
You already know this isn't going to work, I don't even know why we're having this conversation.click to expand



Posted by virgoOPPP
it's your moon. be careful, that man will have have so much power over you.
got a new gemini colleague and girl did we hit it off or what coz we never shut up around each other 🗣️🗣️
air signs are so good at making you feel included and getting you to open up like now i remember why most of them were my besties back in uni.
Edit: OR actually you'd have so much power over that man coz it's usually the moon person with the power from what i've observed when it's opposite the sun of the other person

Posted by WhorpioPosted by virgoOPPPDue to CPTSD, I don’t open up to anyone, especially if they show red flags, I’ll selectively feed them information I’m okay with them using against me in the future (though even though that information is carefully curated, it still hurts when they try to use it to harm me).
it's your moon. be careful, that man will have have so much power over you.
got a new gemini colleague and girl did we hit it off or what coz we never shut up around each other 🗣️🗣️
air signs are so good at making you feel included and getting you to open up like now i remember why most of them were my besties back in uni.
Edit: OR actually you'd have so much power over that man coz it's usually the moon person with the power from what i've observed when it's opposite the sun of the other person
That said, I am good at getting them to open up to me, but I think all Gemini’s are rather open; perhaps they are drawn to me because I listen more than I speak 😂😂
I definitely have power over him, but I honestly don’t know if it’s because he has borderline personality-tendencies w/ codependency issues, not a lot of potential mates, or if he just genuinely loves/chooses me.click to expand

Posted by virgoOPPP
irl most people think i'm just standoffish but really i'm super shy and have high anxiety coz i don't want people to feel like i'm bothering them so it's easier for me to express myself in writing or online. but air signs (unlike fire signs) don't seem to be offended by this/take personally and still gently prods you into joining conversations/networking (i absolutely LOVE this about them 💕💕).
i'm a big listener too and i like that geminis are so open to discuss ideas moreso than the average person i tend to encounter (there's also the fact i rarely encounter gemini men). i'm genuinely interested in his thoughts because most men tend to mansplain here and rarely express genuine curiosity about anything that doesn't have to do with their own practical, personal orbits.
reminds me of kim k describing how she fell in love with kanye coz of all the never-ending conversations 😂😂


Posted by WhorpioPosted by IDKLOLDam maybe this is my sign to date Capricorns now.Posted by WhorpioIt’s overPosted by IDKLOLhe is 27 and has only had 1 gf/fiance prior to me.
how old is he and how many gf he had,
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Posted by WhorpioPosted by virgoOPPP1000% on the never ending conversations!
irl most people think i'm just standoffish but really i'm super shy and have high anxiety coz i don't want people to feel like i'm bothering them so it's easier for me to express myself in writing or online. but air signs (unlike fire signs) don't seem to be offended by this/take personally and still gently prods you into joining conversations/networking (i absolutely LOVE this about them 💕💕).
i'm a big listener too and i like that geminis are so open to discuss ideas moreso than the average person i tend to encounter (there's also the fact i rarely encounter gemini men). i'm genuinely interested in his thoughts because most men tend to mansplain here and rarely express genuine curiosity about anything that doesn't have to do with their own practical, personal orbits.
reminds me of kim k describing how she fell in love with kanye coz of all the never-ending conversations 😂😂
I have dated/known Gemini men who do the mansplaining thing IRL. My first relationship was with a gem and he was like that, though I think he may have also been on the autism spectrum so maybe that’s why he’d mansplain A LOT. My mom is also a gem (and also likely on the spectrum) and she mama-splains constantly, as I told MidAtBest- it’s obnoxious at times 😅 Like okay, thank you for telling me how the water fawcett works 💀
I’m also talking to another Gemini (I don’t want to date or sleep with him, but he’s obsessed with me and trying to visit me for his birthday 😬) who also mansplains, he doesn’t seem autistic but he does have adhd; I was trying to tell him what psychedelics I use and which ones I don’t, and he had the audacity to tell me (me, who considers myself to be a street psychiatrist) that I am using the substances wrong just based on me saying I use them “medicinally” (he told me you’re supposed to use them for “educational purposes”; to me, it’s the same purpose just different terminology 🥴).
I digress though; I’ve had other gem’s who aren’t like that, they acknowledge I’m the smart one and let me be that, they don’t go out of their way to prove they are equally as smart as me or try to outdo me- I appreciate their style more and they’ve kept me more entertained that the other ones; they have a cool confidence about what they have to offer 😌click to expand

Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by WhorpioPosted by virgoOPPP1000% on the never ending conversations!
irl most people think i'm just standoffish but really i'm super shy and have high anxiety coz i don't want people to feel like i'm bothering them so it's easier for me to express myself in writing or online. but air signs (unlike fire signs) don't seem to be offended by this/take personally and still gently prods you into joining conversations/networking (i absolutely LOVE this about them 💕💕).
i'm a big listener too and i like that geminis are so open to discuss ideas moreso than the average person i tend to encounter (there's also the fact i rarely encounter gemini men). i'm genuinely interested in his thoughts because most men tend to mansplain here and rarely express genuine curiosity about anything that doesn't have to do with their own practical, personal orbits.
reminds me of kim k describing how she fell in love with kanye coz of all the never-ending conversations 😂😂
I have dated/known Gemini men who do the mansplaining thing IRL. My first relationship was with a gem and he was like that, though I think he may have also been on the autism spectrum so maybe that’s why he’d mansplain A LOT. My mom is also a gem (and also likely on the spectrum) and she mama-splains constantly, as I told MidAtBest- it’s obnoxious at times 😅 Like okay, thank you for telling me how the water fawcett works 💀
I’m also talking to another Gemini (I don’t want to date or sleep with him, but he’s obsessed with me and trying to visit me for his birthday 😬) who also mansplains, he doesn’t seem autistic but he does have adhd; I was trying to tell him what psychedelics I use and which ones I don’t, and he had the audacity to tell me (me, who considers myself to be a street psychiatrist) that I am using the substances wrong just based on me saying I use them “medicinally” (he told me you’re supposed to use them for “educational purposes”; to me, it’s the same purpose just different terminology 🥴).
I digress though; I’ve had other gem’s who aren’t like that, they acknowledge I’m the smart one and let me be that, they don’t go out of their way to prove they are equally as smart as me or try to outdo me- I appreciate their style more and they’ve kept me more entertained that the other ones; they have a cool confidence about what they have to offer 😌
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gems are very chill, def an air sign thing like i'm now thinking they have the absolute best personalities.
it's absolutely exciting to be around someone who genuinely is curious about all kinds of things, open to discussions especially in bleak, sterile settings like offices that i just 🤩🤩 ugh it takes me back to uni where so many people were more inclined to be of this nature. encountering a fellow mercurial makes me realize like truly how most people's general convos tend to be about whatever is currently happening in their own personal orbits or maybe about someone they feel like ostracizing or shading. and that gets boring and depressing. where's the genuine interest in ideas? hell even a fire outfit's a better topic than what most everyday people tend to discuss.
i actually don't mind mansplaining like i don't have strong feelings about it, just someone's personality 🤷🤷 people gotta stop finding offense everywhere imo. and i kinda like that most mansplainers where i'm from tend to be nerds just going nuts over here about their fandoms.
it feels lonely to be the only nerd in my area so i'm so thankful for the rare times i bump into one. this gem's not too nerdy in a fanboi way but the way he can keep up with random topics i excitedly throw out just makes me wonder about that mercurial energy i share with them.
i enjoy this gem's company so much that i'm going to pull him into this project that will make both of us crazy tons to spend on our children 😆😆 we virgos can be very helpful especially when we like you.click to expand

Posted by Nightcap-Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by Whorpiogems are very chill, def an air sign thing like i'm now thinking they have the absolute best personalities.Posted by virgoOPPP1000% on the never ending conversations!
irl most people think i'm just standoffish but really i'm super shy and have high anxiety coz i don't want people to feel like i'm bothering them so it's easier for me to express myself in writing or online. but air signs (unlike fire signs) don't seem to be offended by this/take personally and still gently prods you into joining conversations/networking (i absolutely LOVE this about them 💕💕).
i'm a big listener too and i like that geminis are so open to discuss ideas moreso than the average person i tend to encounter (there's also the fact i rarely encounter gemini men). i'm genuinely interested in his thoughts because most men tend to mansplain here and rarely express genuine curiosity about anything that doesn't have to do with their own practical, personal orbits.
reminds me of kim k describing how she fell in love with kanye coz of all the never-ending conversations 😂😂
I have dated/known Gemini men who do the mansplaining thing IRL. My first relationship was with a gem and he was like that, though I think he may have also been on the autism spectrum so maybe that’s why he’d mansplain A LOT. My mom is also a gem (and also likely on the spectrum) and she mama-splains constantly, as I told MidAtBest- it’s obnoxious at times 😅 Like okay, thank you for telling me how the water fawcett works 💀
I’m also talking to another Gemini (I don’t want to date or sleep with him, but he’s obsessed with me and trying to visit me for his birthday 😬) who also mansplains, he doesn’t seem autistic but he does have adhd; I was trying to tell him what psychedelics I use and which ones I don’t, and he had the audacity to tell me (me, who considers myself to be a street psychiatrist) that I am using the substances wrong just based on me saying I use them “medicinally” (he told me you’re supposed to use them for “educational purposes”; to me, it’s the same purpose just different terminology 🥴).
I digress though; I’ve had other gem’s who aren’t like that, they acknowledge I’m the smart one and let me be that, they don’t go out of their way to prove they are equally as smart as me or try to outdo me- I appreciate their style more and they’ve kept me more entertained that the other ones; they have a cool confidence about what they have to offer 😌
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it's absolutely exciting to be around someone who genuinely is curious about all kinds of things, open to discussions especially in bleak, sterile settings like offices that i just 🤩🤩 ugh it takes me back to uni where so many people were more inclined to be of this nature. encountering a fellow mercurial makes me realize like truly how most people's general convos tend to be about whatever is currently happening in their own personal orbits or maybe about someone they feel like ostracizing or shading. and that gets boring and depressing. where's the genuine interest in ideas? hell even a fire outfit's a better topic than what most everyday people tend to discuss.
i actually don't mind mansplaining like i don't have strong feelings about it, just someone's personality 🤷🤷 people gotta stop finding offense everywhere imo. and i kinda like that most mansplainers where i'm from tend to be nerds just going nuts over here about their fandoms.
it feels lonely to be the only nerd in my area so i'm so thankful for the rare times i bump into one. this gem's not too nerdy in a fanboi way but the way he can keep up with random topics i excitedly throw out just makes me wonder about that mercurial energy i share with them.
i enjoy this gem's company so much that i'm going to pull him into this project that will make both of us crazy tons to spend on our children 😆😆 we virgos can be very helpful especially when we like you.
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Gems suck. They're full of shit. If you can be manipulated by one to interpret that as exciting, that just means you're lame and boring. Ideas are only interesting if they're backed by substance.click to expand

Posted by Nightcap-
Gems suck. They're full of shit. If you can be manipulated by one to interpret that as exciting, that just means you're lame and boring. Ideas are only interesting if they're backed by substance.


Posted by MidAtBest
Yeah Gem men are hardcore mansplainers (I think when they have more Cancer than Taurus placements)
The worst was when my stepdad explained to 19-year-old me how to assemble a taco 💀

Posted by Nightcap-Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by Whorpiogems are very chill, def an air sign thing like i'm now thinking they have the absolute best personalities.Posted by virgoOPPP1000% on the never ending conversations!
irl most people think i'm just standoffish but really i'm super shy and have high anxiety coz i don't want people to feel like i'm bothering them so it's easier for me to express myself in writing or online. but air signs (unlike fire signs) don't seem to be offended by this/take personally and still gently prods you into joining conversations/networking (i absolutely LOVE this about them 💕💕).
i'm a big listener too and i like that geminis are so open to discuss ideas moreso than the average person i tend to encounter (there's also the fact i rarely encounter gemini men). i'm genuinely interested in his thoughts because most men tend to mansplain here and rarely express genuine curiosity about anything that doesn't have to do with their own practical, personal orbits.
reminds me of kim k describing how she fell in love with kanye coz of all the never-ending conversations 😂😂
I have dated/known Gemini men who do the mansplaining thing IRL. My first relationship was with a gem and he was like that, though I think he may have also been on the autism spectrum so maybe that’s why he’d mansplain A LOT. My mom is also a gem (and also likely on the spectrum) and she mama-splains constantly, as I told MidAtBest- it’s obnoxious at times 😅 Like okay, thank you for telling me how the water fawcett works 💀
I’m also talking to another Gemini (I don’t want to date or sleep with him, but he’s obsessed with me and trying to visit me for his birthday 😬) who also mansplains, he doesn’t seem autistic but he does have adhd; I was trying to tell him what psychedelics I use and which ones I don’t, and he had the audacity to tell me (me, who considers myself to be a street psychiatrist) that I am using the substances wrong just based on me saying I use them “medicinally” (he told me you’re supposed to use them for “educational purposes”; to me, it’s the same purpose just different terminology 🥴).
I digress though; I’ve had other gem’s who aren’t like that, they acknowledge I’m the smart one and let me be that, they don’t go out of their way to prove they are equally as smart as me or try to outdo me- I appreciate their style more and they’ve kept me more entertained that the other ones; they have a cool confidence about what they have to offer 😌
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it's absolutely exciting to be around someone who genuinely is curious about all kinds of things, open to discussions especially in bleak, sterile settings like offices that i just 🤩🤩 ugh it takes me back to uni where so many people were more inclined to be of this nature. encountering a fellow mercurial makes me realize like truly how most people's general convos tend to be about whatever is currently happening in their own personal orbits or maybe about someone they feel like ostracizing or shading. and that gets boring and depressing. where's the genuine interest in ideas? hell even a fire outfit's a better topic than what most everyday people tend to discuss.
i actually don't mind mansplaining like i don't have strong feelings about it, just someone's personality 🤷🤷 people gotta stop finding offense everywhere imo. and i kinda like that most mansplainers where i'm from tend to be nerds just going nuts over here about their fandoms.
it feels lonely to be the only nerd in my area so i'm so thankful for the rare times i bump into one. this gem's not too nerdy in a fanboi way but the way he can keep up with random topics i excitedly throw out just makes me wonder about that mercurial energy i share with them.
i enjoy this gem's company so much that i'm going to pull him into this project that will make both of us crazy tons to spend on our children 😆😆 we virgos can be very helpful especially when we like you.
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Gems suck. They're full of shit. If you can be manipulated by one to interpret that as exciting, that just means you're lame and boring. Ideas are only interesting if they're backed by substance.click to expand

Posted by MidAtBest
@virgooppp I feel you about how shockingly boring most people's topics are. Thanks to my asc sq Pluto people at work or my family's friends generally avoid me because they think I'm a creepy Hester Prynne and mentally retarded, but when I do witness a conversation between peers it's like the Twilight zone, I'm like "do people really live this way?" Wasting time flapping their gums about random inconsequential work minutiae, church, grandkids, animal crossing, their aunt's headache, red Robin chicken strips. Spouting basic trivia like it's groundbreaking, like "did you know empathy can be cognitive and not just felt?"
It cracks me up how they play conventional and conformist but you find out much later that their lives are a Jerry Springer mess 💀
My brain is wired so speaking usually gets me in trouble, even in relationships I think it can do more harm than not. "Conversations kill" -stone temple pilots
I love talking to Virgos though. You're all hilarious. I love when I vent to them about boys they act dramatically invested and outraged on my behalf while exuding flirtatiousness and looking like a vintage Hollywood heartthrob
My former Virgal colleague and I, 3x a day:
Her: did you have a good break?
Me: yeah I ate Doritos. How about you?
Her: yeah I ate tuna
Us: *teeheehehehe*
I wish people would bitch to me about their relationship drama because I would find that hilarious, but everyone knows better lol.

Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by MidAtBest
@virgooppp I feel you about how shockingly boring most people's topics are. Thanks to my asc sq Pluto people at work or my family's friends generally avoid me because they think I'm a creepy Hester Prynne and mentally retarded, but when I do witness a conversation between peers it's like the Twilight zone, I'm like "do people really live this way?" Wasting time flapping their gums about random inconsequential work minutiae, church, grandkids, animal crossing, their aunt's headache, red Robin chicken strips. Spouting basic trivia like it's groundbreaking, like "did you know empathy can be cognitive and not just felt?"
It cracks me up how they play conventional and conformist but you find out much later that their lives are a Jerry Springer mess 💀
My brain is wired so speaking usually gets me in trouble, even in relationships I think it can do more harm than not. "Conversations kill" -stone temple pilots
I love talking to Virgos though. You're all hilarious. I love when I vent to them about boys they act dramatically invested and outraged on my behalf while exuding flirtatiousness and looking like a vintage Hollywood heartthrob
My former Virgal colleague and I, 3x a day:
Her: did you have a good break?
Me: yeah I ate Doritos. How about you?
Her: yeah I ate tuna
Us: *teeheehehehe*
I wish people would bitch to me about their relationship drama because I would find that hilarious, but everyone knows better lol.
i'm pretty much technically a hipster in my area like that's how same-ish most people are on here even in outlook that an earth sign like me can be a hipster 🤷🤷 very sad.
most virgos really do like to champion women but we also get side eyed coz look at beyonce rule this mf world stuff but be staying in a relationship with an ugly man who cheats on her. even the men like to write in the pov of women (gilroy, coelho and king) and actually have them be complex and layered. but i suppose it's a natural consequence of having a literal maiden/lady as a symbol. my personal feelings about the dynamics of the sexes is not performative at all tho i'm sure everyone's got moments of hypocrisy but even in my late teens i've always been told i'm sexist in reverse. getting cheated on by a loser dude just magnified it.click to expand

Posted by berrieslove
gem men are really good at being seductive with their words and they know how to win u back. my experience with on and off relationship, he even had cancer venus so he's was pretty good at manipulation too. even tho mutable signs are known for being changeable, alot of ppl don't change unless they really want to

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by virgoOPPPPosted by MidAtBesti'm pretty much technically a hipster in my area like that's how same-ish most people are on here even in outlook that an earth sign like me can be a hipster 🤷🤷 very sad.
@virgooppp I feel you about how shockingly boring most people's topics are. Thanks to my asc sq Pluto people at work or my family's friends generally avoid me because they think I'm a creepy Hester Prynne and mentally retarded, but when I do witness a conversation between peers it's like the Twilight zone, I'm like "do people really live this way?" Wasting time flapping their gums about random inconsequential work minutiae, church, grandkids, animal crossing, their aunt's headache, red Robin chicken strips. Spouting basic trivia like it's groundbreaking, like "did you know empathy can be cognitive and not just felt?"
It cracks me up how they play conventional and conformist but you find out much later that their lives are a Jerry Springer mess 💀
My brain is wired so speaking usually gets me in trouble, even in relationships I think it can do more harm than not. "Conversations kill" -stone temple pilots
I love talking to Virgos though. You're all hilarious. I love when I vent to them about boys they act dramatically invested and outraged on my behalf while exuding flirtatiousness and looking like a vintage Hollywood heartthrob
My former Virgal colleague and I, 3x a day:
Her: did you have a good break?
Me: yeah I ate Doritos. How about you?
Her: yeah I ate tuna
Us: *teeheehehehe*
I wish people would bitch to me about their relationship drama because I would find that hilarious, but everyone knows better lol.
most virgos really do like to champion women but we also get side eyed coz look at beyonce rule this mf world stuff but be staying in a relationship with an ugly man who cheats on her. even the men like to write in the pov of women (gilroy, coelho and king) and actually have them be complex and layered. but i suppose it's a natural consequence of having a literal maiden/lady as a symbol. my personal feelings about the dynamics of the sexes is not performative at all tho i'm sure everyone's got moments of hypocrisy but even in my late teens i've always been told i'm sexist in reverse. getting cheated on by a loser dude just magnified it.
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Once on LSA the girls were hoping/speculating that Bey had revenge-cheated with Jack White, and someone said "oh I thought y'all meant Jack Black!" Ever since, that crossover has been my headcanon xD I would love that for him. Jack Black would probably make a sweeter husband anyway.click to expand

Posted by berrieslove
gem men are really good at being seductive with their words and they know how to win u back. my experience with on and off relationship, he even had cancer venus so he's was pretty good at manipulation too. even tho mutable signs are known for being changeable, alot of ppl don't change unless they really want to

Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by berrieslove
gem men are really good at being seductive with their words and they know how to win u back. my experience with on and off relationship, he even had cancer venus so he's was pretty good at manipulation too. even tho mutable signs are known for being changeable, alot of ppl don't change unless they really want to
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Posted by WhorpioPosted by MyStarsShineOr, they can change and stay changed for a long time, but once they reach old age where they become senial and their brain isn’t as neuroplastic as it once was, they revert back into their original ways.Posted by berrieslove….and sometimes they don’t change even if they want to, they just find it impossible
gem men are really good at being seductive with their words and they know how to win u back. my experience with on and off relationship, he even had cancer venus so he's was pretty good at manipulation too. even tho mutable signs are known for being changeable, alot of ppl don't change unless they really want to
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Posted by MidAtBest
I straight farted on a little 21 year old dude during a lap dance tonight whorpio
At the end he grabbed my ass cheeks and it slipped out loud
Maan he didn't say anything about it🤣 one day if I see him I'll tell him that was a fart

Posted by MidAtBest
I straight farted on a little 21 year old dude during a lap dance tonight whorpio
At the end he grabbed my ass cheeks and it slipped out loud
Maan he didn't say anything about it🤣 one day if I see him I'll tell him that was a fart

Posted by WhorpioPosted by MidAtBestSometimes I think they like that. It’ll be good press for you- he’ll probably tell his friends, they’ll want to come see what he’s talking about. (Partially joking)
I straight farted on a little 21 year old dude during a lap dance tonight whorpio
At the end he grabbed my ass cheeks and it slipped out loud
Maan he didn't say anything about it🤣 one day if I see him I'll tell him that was a fart
Learn to do this on command and you can make thousands.
I have had clients ask to motorboat my ass while I fart, they love that. I’ve also found cheap men don’t fancy such things as much.click to expand

Posted by WarAngel79Posted by WhorpioPosted by MidAtBestSometimes I think they like that. It’ll be good press for you- he’ll probably tell his friends, they’ll want to come see what he’s talking about. (Partially joking)
I straight farted on a little 21 year old dude during a lap dance tonight whorpio
At the end he grabbed my ass cheeks and it slipped out loud
Maan he didn't say anything about it🤣 one day if I see him I'll tell him that was a fart
Learn to do this on command and you can make thousands.
I have had clients ask to motorboat my ass while I fart, they love that. I’ve also found cheap men don’t fancy such things as much.
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I'm definitely not a cheap guy and I don't mind if you fart on the couch or in bed, definitely not on my face - on purpose. 👀click to expand

Posted by IDKLOL
what type of client make out with the stripper, asking for a friend who is living inside my head

Posted by WhorpioPosted by WarAngel79That’s what I’m talking about though- sometimes the people who spend the most $ $ $ $ are the ones who want the most foul things.Posted by WhorpioI'm definitely not a cheap guy and I don't mind if you fart on the couch or in bed, definitely not on my face - on purpose. 👀Posted by MidAtBestSometimes I think they like that. It’ll be good press for you- he’ll probably tell his friends, they’ll want to come see what he’s talking about. (Partially joking)
I straight farted on a little 21 year old dude during a lap dance tonight whorpio
At the end he grabbed my ass cheeks and it slipped out loud
Maan he didn't say anything about it🤣 one day if I see him I'll tell him that was a fart
Learn to do this on command and you can make thousands.
I have had clients ask to motorboat my ass while I fart, they love that. I’ve also found cheap men don’t fancy such things as much.
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(And no offense, but I don’t see you as someone spending the way they do, based on our interactions many years ago)click to expand

Posted by Whorpio
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