Dazed
@_Dazed
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DXP Crushes
@smol > @firebunny
@dilettante > @WaterRooster
If I was writing dxp: the crush thread soap opera
Dazed and fisk would be the couple always cheating on each other but always coming back together through bannings and leave of absences.
Cc and water rooster hate each other but get drunk one night and have a ons. Cc gets pregnant . waterrooster is like Fuck that bro and DJ ends up raising the kid
Scorpiofish kidnaps scruffles to be his one true cancer love, but as a last ditch effort scruffles finds an 80s cd and blares it hoping someone will hear. Luckily "jukebox hero" by foreigner is hydorahs Batman symbol and he saves her. However he doesn't have enough shekels or poptarts for her to fall in love.
Notice I can only come up with stories for messy water signs off the top of my head :/
Dazed and fisk would be the couple always cheating on each other but always coming back together through bannings and leave of absences.
Cc and water rooster hate each other but get drunk one night and have a ons. Cc gets pregnant . waterrooster is like Fuck that bro and DJ ends up raising the kid
Scorpiofish kidnaps scruffles to be his one true cancer love, but as a last ditch effort scruffles finds an 80s cd and blares it hoping someone will hear. Luckily "jukebox hero" by foreigner is hydorahs Batman symbol and he saves her. However he doesn't have enough shekels or poptarts for her to fall in love.
Notice I can only come up with stories for messy water signs off the top of my head :/
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
If I was writing dxp: the crush thread soap opera
Dazed and fisk would be the couple always cheating on each other but always coming back together through bannings and leave of absences.
Cc and water rooster hate each other but get drunk one night and have a ons. Cc gets pregnant . waterrooster is like Fuck that bro and DJ ends up raising the kid
Scorpiofish kidnaps scruffles to be his one true cancer love, but as a last ditch effort scruffles finds an 80s cd and blares it hoping someone will hear. Luckily "jukebox hero" by foreigner is hydorahs Batman symbol and he saves her. However he doesn't have enough shekels or poptarts for her to fall in love.
Notice I can only come up with stories for messy water signs off the top of my head :/
Ooooo
Does Scuffles get away?
Posted by _DazedPosted by AfternoonDelights22
If I was writing dxp: the crush thread soap opera
Dazed and fisk would be the couple always cheating on each other but always coming back together through bannings and leave of absences.
Cc and water rooster hate each other but get drunk one night and have a ons. Cc gets pregnant . waterrooster is like Fuck that bro and DJ ends up raising the kid
Scorpiofish kidnaps scruffles to be his one true cancer love, but as a last ditch effort scruffles finds an 80s cd and blares it hoping someone will hear. Luckily "jukebox hero" by foreigner is hydorahs Batman symbol and he saves her. However he doesn't have enough shekels or poptarts for her to fall in love.
Notice I can only come up with stories for messy water signs off the top of my head :/
Ooooo
Does Scuffles get away?click to expand
Yes Hydorah saved her but it wasn't cuffing season so she didn't stay with Hydorah
Posted by Still_FISKPosted by AfternoonDelights22
If I was writing dxp: the crush thread soap opera
Dazed and fisk would be the couple always cheating on each other but always coming back together through bannings and leave of absences.
Cc and water rooster hate each other but get drunk one night and have a ons. Cc gets pregnant . waterrooster is like Fuck that bro and DJ ends up raising the kid
Scorpiofish kidnaps scruffles to be his one true cancer love, but as a last ditch effort scruffles finds an 80s cd and blares it hoping someone will hear. Luckily "jukebox hero" by foreigner is hydorahs Batman symbol and he saves her. However he doesn't have enough shekels or poptarts for her to fall in love.
Notice I can only come up with stories for messy water signs off the top of my head :/
😬 i hope someone sneezes into your mouth.click to expand
xD but you're like one of the main characters
Posted by slugPosted by Soul
@soul and @soul
Awww thanks! I LOVE you both too ❤
you broke the rules, twice ✌️click to expand
I would have liked my own post too if it wasn't for the dxpnet algorithm.
@Gobby > @LittleStar
Posted by MaddestofHattersPosted by _Dazed
Except instead of declaring your own crush..
Tag a DXP user and guess theirs.
I'll go first...
@MaddestofHatters > @MothToFlame
@allofdxpnet > @Mothtoflame was too easy.click to expand
Best put a ring on it.
Posted by MaddestofHattersPosted by _DazedPosted by MaddestofHattersPosted by _Dazed
Except instead of declaring your own crush..
Tag a DXP user and guess theirs.
I'll go first...
@MaddestofHatters > @MothToFlame
@allofdxpnet > @Mothtoflame was too easy.
Best put a ring on it.
I gots no chance in hell.click to expand
I have faith in you.
@
Pfft
Pfft
Posted by LittleStar
@_Dazed > LittleStar
If we are going to be ridiculous
I'm brave enough to admit that being the truth.
@_dazed > @romz-
@godz > @HES
🍆 💩 🍑 😭
🍆 💩 🍑 😭
@nightcreep > @anyfemaleondxpwhorespondsinPM
@littleboyswithsinglemoms > @HES
you are my crush
Posted by Wild_FloPosted by WaterRooster
Dazed and supez
Oooo I like this match
Throw in a lil ginger baby while you’re at itclick to expand
I'll take that offer 🙂
Posted by WaterRoosterPosted by AfternoonDelights22
If I was writing dxp: the crush thread soap opera
Dazed and fisk would be the couple always cheating on each other but always coming back together through bannings and leave of absences.
Cc and water rooster hate each other but get drunk one night and have a ons. Cc gets pregnant . waterrooster is like Fuck that bro and DJ ends up raising the kid
Scorpiofish kidnaps scruffles to be his one true cancer love, but as a last ditch effort scruffles finds an 80s cd and blares it hoping someone will hear. Luckily "jukebox hero" by foreigner is hydorahs Batman symbol and he saves her. However he doesn't have enough shekels or poptarts for her to fall in love.
Notice I can only come up with stories for messy water signs off the top of my head :/
C'mon bro wtfclick to expand
xD Don't get drunk with CC is all Im sayin
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
DJ ends up raising the kid and naming her, Soon-Yi after watching his favorite movie, Midnight in Paris directed by his favorite director. Something about the director, just moves him like no other.
Fixed*
Posted by nikkistarPosted by AfternoonDelights22
DJ ends up raising the kid and naming her, Soon-Yi after watching his favorite movie, Midnight in Paris directed by his favorite director. Something about the director, just moves him like no other.
Fixed*click to expand
rofl oh boy
Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by nikkistarPosted by AfternoonDelights22
DJ ends up raising the kid and naming her, Soon-Yi after watching his favorite movie, Midnight in Paris directed by his favorite director. Something about the director, just moves him like no other.
Fixed*
rofl oh boyclick to expand
😈
<"`dbk`e.
@mothtoflame is my crush lol
Posted by MothToFlamePosted by exoskeleton_
@mothtoflame is my crush lol
Haha. Oh, Exo, you’ve been my crush since day 1.click to expand
giirrrrrrrrrl ❤️ 🙂!!
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