Coronavirus Poop Calculator

https://thepooptool.com/

You are a "Casual Pooper"

You'll have to produce 29 kg of poop to use up your coronavirus toilet paper stock.

If used normally, your stock will last for 72 days.

“On average, a person uses 1 toilet paper roll for every 12 days.”

Whaaat? It’d be a miracle if I could make 1 roll last 7 days.

You are a "Casual Pooper"

You'll have to produce 34 kg of poop to use up your coronavirus toilet paper stock.

If used normally, your stock will last for 84 days.

Charmin IS like wiping your ass with a pillow. I'd rather Angel Soft though.

This is all too much for me

Luckily I just gave birth to another heathen so I’m still on the squirt and pat dry routine

Don’t use much paper 🧻😂

You are a "Casual Pooper"

You'll have to produce 48 kg of poop to use up your coronavirus toilet paper stock.

If used normally, your stock will last for 60 days.

HOW MANY TOILET PAPER ROLLS DO YOU HAVE?

10

PEOPLE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD

2

On average, a person uses 1 toilet paper roll for every 12 days

Posted by HearttofTopazz

Posted by brianafay

Luckily I just gave birth to another heathen so I’m still on the squirt and pat dry routine

Don’t use much paper 🧻😂

Don’t forget the dermoplast lmao

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Never! My bae