It's only March... What could make 2020 even worse?

It's only March... What could make 2020 even worse?

Posted by HandsomeCheckIn

Firebunny posting again on DXP

brutal

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a baby boom

Posted by sagaciouscorp

Death

Death? I guess, perhaps, for some.

After the... questionable... decisions I've made in my life I've been left with the belief that I'm on borrowed time, so death, to me, isn't scary in the least.

Besides, dying is something that each of us are doing every single second of every single minute of every single hour of every single day. We are all living to die, but so few of us are 'dying' to live.

Anyway... enough of my jibber jabber.

My answer is, ummm, an extraterrestrial winning the Miss Universe beauty pageant(?). I mean... So far they have a clear advantage this year, as I'm sure the order to "Stay at Home"/"Stay in Place" is undoubtedly cutting into the contestants healthy life style routine and practice time.

The very thing that the pageant stands for is the very thing that the world needs at the moment... "celebrating all cultures and backgrounds by empowering them to realize their goals through experiences that build confidence and create opportunities for success."

It would be a shame if we couldn't come together as a world, confidently, in which we create an opportunity for us to overcome this pandemic successfully; thereby, allowing the extraterrestrials who have a clear advantage in winning Miss Universe to actually win.

I don't know maybe it is their turn though(?). The Earth has been winning the Miss Universe pageant since its inception.

Hahaha. Forgive me, won't you? it would appear I need more coffee before doing the 'thinkey writey' business.

😜

that looming new trump term in the horizon.

and knowing I gonna read comments like: aMeRIcANs yOu rACiSt!!!!. everyday for a month when it happens.

April

Ben wins the all winners Survivor

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Ben wins the all winners Survivor

Paul comes back for his 3rd season of Big Brother.

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Ben wins the all winners Survivor

Paul comes back for his 3rd season of Big Brother.

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They probably wont have enough time to cast a BB US season so if they did it would probably have to be just Paul

Posted by Phantum

alien invasion

And then we find out that the virus was implanted here by the aliens, so that those of us who survive develop an antibody that allows them to control us.

tbh I wouldn't mind a decent probing

A new virus that causes weeks of explosive diarrhea with no toilet paper to be found.

Last Of Us 2 gets delayed due to the "sensitive nature of the subject matter". I'll riot.

APRIL.

and i say this because a LOT more people will die from this virus, especially here in the states.

Martial law being implemented, which I feel will happen since people are not taking this virus seriously.

Probably.