You can only talk in rhymes

Non rhymers will be shot

Let's see what you got

Well first let me say this is a testament so I don't know what this has to do with finances and investments.

So I went to McDonald's and saw this sweet girl who rocked my world. I didn't wanted to be a flirter, I just wanted a burger

Then the day came I had to go, bro, no homo, Joe.

I turned up the treble and looked down at my pebble, the meaning of which had me puzzled.

This elder futhark engraving had my mind wavering, wandering to and fro.

But the park was calling me, I had a hankering to play, so I pocketed it and said, 'let's go'.

Yall know this girl left me stranded all because I'm left handed? I said to her, wut girl your butt. She turned and walked away, and I had nothing to say. The cops pulled up, handcuffed me and took me to the slamma. Mind now, this happened in Alabama.

For real though i feel that Aries lady did left me stranded for real but not in Alabama and not for the reason that's in the rhyme.

Im not creative enough for this

Posted by Lulufer
Im not creative enough for this

Aren't you a Gemini? Rhyming comes natural for us gems even the quiet ones like myself.

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Lulufer
Im not creative enough for this

Aren't you a Gemini? Rhyming comes natural for us gems even the quiet ones like myself.

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Sorry to disappoint, but English is my 4th language… its a bit much to ask 🙈

I'm trying to be shot, please kill me. Do it, set me free

Fuck, I ruined it

Posted by Lulufer
Im not creative enough for this

Shoot me with rizz

So it feels like bliss

Turn it into a bizz

Pew pew pew

Ratatata

With your glocka

Im tryna flocka

Bye

Posted by Lulufer

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Lulufer
Im not creative enough for this

Aren't you a Gemini? Rhyming comes natural for us gems even the quiet ones like myself.

Sorry to disappoint, but English is my 4th language… its a bit much to ask 🙈

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So what's your 1st 2nd and 3rd language? I can't believe you can speak a lot of languages. What language you fluent most? My two languages are sign and English but I'm confused which one dominate me more.

Now see I do this rap sh!t I’m here for the thrill of it I don’t think Dxp knows who they’re dealing with.

The unreal tournament king Has Graced you with his presence cause some of yall are more boring than the severance

That’s the Apple TV show in case you were wondering if you don’t believe me do ya research like hunningan

I’m coming at you with style in abundance and any attempt to battle me will be done in reluctance

Dxp is so dead, they said but the rhymers are survivors. They don't care that no-one's there. As long as it rhymes it's fine

Taurases are bore-asses

Scorps need to be taught. You ain't deep just cos you struggle to sleep

Geminis are friends of mine

Aries are angry little faeries

Pisces are the nicest but always crying in their eyesies

Don't have time to diss the other signs and it's not that nothing rhymes with Sagittarius, I bet you scared of us

Posted by SkiesAfire
I'm trying to be shot, please kill me. Do it, set me free

Fuck, I ruined it

You could shoot yourself but it's bad for your health

Rhymes, not even worth a dime

Because when I do, it only makes me want to undo.

My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.

But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.

Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dime

Because when I do, it only makes me want to undo.

My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.

But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.

At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride

Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damn

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dime

Because when I do, it only makes me want to undo.

My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.

But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.

At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride

Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damn

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100% agree; My rhymes suck

And that they aren’t worth a buck

This wasn’t about pride

Just wanted to go along for the ride

That you Gem, lead and provided

Which also, coincided

With my need for absurdity

That you embody with all certainty

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's a vapid thread

And so are you!

Posted by Generously910
Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's a vapid thread

And so are you!

lol….🫶👏👏

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Generously910
Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's a vapid thread

And so are you!

lol….🫶👏👏

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Thank you 😜

Posted by Generously910

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Generously910
Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's a vapid thread

And so are you!

lol….🫶👏👏click to expand

Thank you 😜

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Of course, I really enjoyed the theme of your rhymes. Very relatable 😅…

I hate capircorns

The males, they have horns

When they find their trophy woman they try and turn them in to their former porns

I treat them and their sniveling instincts with scorn

Try and cry, I'll force your tail between your legs

Then I'll get the begs

Worry about your reputation, that's all you've got

I'll become evil just to shit on your reputation

Ego is what I'm not

Piss on your grave, it's a funny little thought

Still laughing? bye bye, where's your little thot?

Still hiding behind her?

I'll show you something you wish you were

There we go

Keep screaming and crying over a hoe

Posted by Generously910
Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's a vapid thread

And so are you!

You took a shot at me but missed

Just like the last guy you kissed

Hope you find a new cashier

To obsess over for about a year

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dime

Because when I do, it only makes me want to undo.

My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.

But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.

At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride

Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damnclick to expand

100% agree; My rhymes suck

And that they aren’t worth a buck

This wasn’t about pride

Just wanted to go along for the ride

That you Gem, lead and provided

Which also, coincided

With my need for absurdity

That you embody with all certainty

click to expand

You stepped up your game

Mare in fame

Yes we know who you are

No Je ne sais quoi

But take a seat on the bench

You're American, not French

Posted by SkiesAfire
I hate capircorns

The males, they have horns

When they find their trophy woman they try and turn them in to their former porns

I treat them and their sniveling instincts with scorn

Try and cry, I'll force your tail between your legs

Then I'll get the begs

Worry about your reputation, that's all you've got

I'll become evil just to shit on your reputation

Ego is what I'm not

Piss on your grave, it's a funny little thought

Still laughing? bye bye, where's your little thot?

Still hiding behind her?

I'll show you something you wish you were

There we go

Keep screaming and crying over a hoe

It's a shame Roses have thorns

But I 'd rather stab one in my eye

Than spend time with a Capricorn

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Generously910
Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's a vapid thread

And so are you!

You took a shot at me but missed

Just like the last guy you kissed

Hope you find a new cashier

To obsess over for about a year

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Don't flatter yourself Mr. Gemini

I only obsess over me myself and I

Cashier who? Well ...

Let's bring back the past if you insist

Your Scorpio crush doesn't even know you exist

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dime

Because when I do, it only makes me want to undo.

My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.

But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.

At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride

Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damnclick to expand

100% agree; My rhymes suck

And that they aren’t worth a buck

This wasn’t about pride

Just wanted to go along for the ride

That you Gem, lead and provided

Which also, coincided

With my need for absurdity

That you embody with all certainty

click to expand

You stepped up your game

Mare in fame

Yes we know who you are

No Je ne sais quoi

But take a seat on the bench

You're American, not French

click to expand

And so the absurdity begins

When this Gem makes sure I get zero wins🙄

Dresses up like a wizard🧙🏻

And pretends to be King Richard🥴

When in fact I see no malice

Just a fool’s tea party for a girl named Alice

Now what is the matter?!?

Thinking you are Hatter?

No…only resemblance is that you are Mad

Of the tea, I’ve yet not had.

This nonsense had me curious

Buy now just has me frustrated and furious.

While Cheshire Cat on top of your head appears,

And whispers in both my ears,

“Had enough of crazy, and need to be gone?”,

“Just say three times: Oxygen, nitrogen,” and argon”

“Where did she go?” said Hare

As she happily disappeared into thin AIR

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Mare-E-Sole

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dime

Because when I do, it only makes me want to undo.

My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.

But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.

At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride

Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damnclick to expand

100% agree; My rhymes suck

And that they aren’t worth a buck

This wasn’t about pride

Just wanted to go along for the ride

That you Gem, lead and provided

Which also, coincided

With my need for absurdity

That you embody with all certainty

click to expand

You stepped up your game

Mare in fame

Yes we know who you are

No Je ne sais quoi

But take a seat on the bench

You're American, not Frenchclick to expand

And so the absurdity begins

When this Gem makes sure I get zero wins🙄

Dresses up like a wizard🧙🏻

And pretends to be King Richard🥴

When in fact I see no malice

Just a fool’s tea party for a girl named Alice

Now what is the matter?!?

Thinking you are Hatter?

No…only resemblance is that you are Mad

Of the tea, I’ve yet not had.

This nonsense had me curious

Buy now just has me frustrated and furious.

While Cheshire Cat on top of your head appears,

And whispers in both my ears,

“Had enough of crazy, and need to be gone?”,

“Just say three times: Oxygen, nitrogen,” and argon”

“Where did she go?” said Hare

As she happily disappeared into thin AIR

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Been doing a little bedtime reading?

It's your own fantasy you're feeding

Thinking you're Alice, how old are you?

I'm guessing around 52

Seems you need a looking glass

To recognise that wrinkly ass

Hey we all have to play our parts

Yours is not the queen of hearts

"Off with their heads!" you might cry yet

Not knowing you're Mare Antoinette

I'm Cheshire cat, it's not a sin

All that remains is my grin

Your face transfixed in fear

As I whisper in your once head's ear

Don't worry yourself, my dear

Don't you know, we're all mad here

This thread is funny, I'm amused

Your emotions, I bet they feel abused

My anger wasn't yours to choose

I light the fuse

Still paranoid I might expose you like the news?

You're so brain damaged, I know you're confused

Deep down you always knew you would lose

You have nothing else to give

You're dying inside, just trying to live

Your soul is worn

After all, you are a capricorn

Your soul has been lifted

Your fate will be shifted

You're a big, fat baby

Every word of yours so fake, every yes is a maybe

Go chug more gravy

Let it pour down your fat chin

You being a gluttonous pig makes me grin

You know I can't die

Why even try?

You knew you were up against the entire sky

Posted by Generously910

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Generously910
Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's a vapid thread

And so are you!

You took a shot at me but missed

Just like the last guy you kissed

Hope you find a new cashier

To obsess over for about a yearclick to expand

Don't flatter yourself Mr. Gemini

I only obsess over me myself and I

Cashier who? Well ...

Let's bring back the past if you insist

Your Scorpio crush doesn't even know you exist

click to expand

This thread took a funny turn...

just stopped by to say.. Buuuurn! 🔥

Posted by Argus

Posted by Generously910

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Generously910
Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's a vapid thread

And so are you!

You took a shot at me but missed

Just like the last guy you kissed

Hope you find a new cashier

To obsess over for about a yearclick to expand

Don't flatter yourself Mr. Gemini

I only obsess over me myself and I

Cashier who? Well ...

Let's bring back the past if you insist

Your Scorpio crush doesn't even know you existclick to expand

This thread took a funny turn...

just stopped by to say.. Buuuurn! 🔥

click to expand

Anyone ever had a crush on you?

You look and sound just like a dude

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Argus

Posted by Generously910

Posted by Wizardzzz

Posted by Generously910
Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's a vapid thread

And so are you!

You took a shot at me but missed

Just like the last guy you kissed

Hope you find a new cashier

To obsess over for about a yearclick to expand

Don't flatter yourself Mr. Gemini

I only obsess over me myself and I

Cashier who? Well ...

Let's bring back the past if you insist

Your Scorpio crush doesn't even know you existclick to expand

This thread took a funny turn...

just stopped by to say.. Buuuurn! 🔥click to expand

Anyone ever had a crush on you?

You look and sound just like a dude

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Now you're just pulling shit out if your ass coz you're deeply unnerved by my sass!

"You look and sund like a dude" said a whipy imp whose rhymes are bismal & crude!

Regretable his presence, the best he can do is dispense malaveolence.

All in all, rhyme this ...🖕 & 😘