@Wizardzzz
1 Year
You can only talk in rhymes
Well first let me say this is a testament so I don't know what this has to do with finances and investments.
So I went to McDonald's and saw this sweet girl who rocked my world. I didn't wanted to be a flirter, I just wanted a burger
Then the day came I had to go, bro, no homo, Joe.
I turned up the treble and looked down at my pebble, the meaning of which had me puzzled.
This elder futhark engraving had my mind wavering, wandering to and fro.
But the park was calling me, I had a hankering to play, so I pocketed it and said, 'let's go'.
Yall know this girl left me stranded all because I'm left handed? I said to her, wut girl your butt. She turned and walked away, and I had nothing to say. The cops pulled up, handcuffed me and took me to the slamma. Mind now, this happened in Alabama.
For real though i feel that Aries lady did left me stranded for real but not in Alabama and not for the reason that's in the rhyme.
Im not creative enough for this
Posted by Lulufer
Im not creative enough for this
Aren't you a Gemini? Rhyming comes natural for us gems even the quiet ones like myself.
Posted by Lulufer
Im not creative enough for thisAren't you a Gemini? Rhyming comes natural for us gems even the quiet ones like myself.
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Sorry to disappoint, but English is my 4th language… its a bit much to ask 🙈
I'm trying to be shot, please kill me. Do it, set me free
Fuck, I ruined it
Posted by Lulufer
Im not creative enough for this
Shoot me with rizz
So it feels like bliss
Turn it into a bizz
Pew pew pew
Ratatata
With your glocka
Im tryna flocka
Bye
Posted by Lulufer
Im not creative enough for thisAren't you a Gemini? Rhyming comes natural for us gems even the quiet ones like myself.
Sorry to disappoint, but English is my 4th language… its a bit much to ask 🙈
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So what's your 1st 2nd and 3rd language? I can't believe you can speak a lot of languages. What language you fluent most? My two languages are sign and English but I'm confused which one dominate me more.
Now see I do this rap sh!t I’m here for the thrill of it I don’t think Dxp knows who they’re dealing with.
The unreal tournament king Has Graced you with his presence cause some of yall are more boring than the severance
That’s the Apple TV show in case you were wondering if you don’t believe me do ya research like hunningan
I’m coming at you with style in abundance and any attempt to battle me will be done in reluctance
Dxp is so dead, they said but the rhymers are survivors. They don't care that no-one's there. As long as it rhymes it's fine
Taurases are bore-asses
Scorps need to be taught. You ain't deep just cos you struggle to sleep
Geminis are friends of mine
Aries are angry little faeries
Pisces are the nicest but always crying in their eyesies
Don't have time to diss the other signs and it's not that nothing rhymes with Sagittarius, I bet you scared of us
Posted by SkiesAfire
I'm trying to be shot, please kill me. Do it, set me freeFuck, I ruined it
You could shoot yourself but it's bad for your health
Rhymes, not even worth a dime
Because when I do, it only makes me want to undo.
My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.
But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.
Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dimeBecause when I do, it only makes me want to undo.
My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.
But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.
At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride
Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damn
Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dimeBecause when I do, it only makes me want to undo.
My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.
But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.
At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride
Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damn
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100% agree; My rhymes suck
And that they aren’t worth a buck
This wasn’t about pride
Just wanted to go along for the ride
That you Gem, lead and provided
Which also, coincided
With my need for absurdity
That you embody with all certainty
Posted by Generously910
Roses are redViolets are blue
It's a vapid thread
And so are you!
lol….🫶👏👏
Posted by Generously910
Roses are redViolets are blue
It's a vapid thread
And so are you!
lol….🫶👏👏click to expand
Thank you 😜
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Of course, I really enjoyed the theme of your rhymes. Very relatable 😅…
I hate capircorns
The males, they have horns
When they find their trophy woman they try and turn them in to their former porns
I treat them and their sniveling instincts with scorn
Try and cry, I'll force your tail between your legs
Then I'll get the begs
Worry about your reputation, that's all you've got
I'll become evil just to shit on your reputation
Ego is what I'm not
Piss on your grave, it's a funny little thought
Still laughing? bye bye, where's your little thot?
Still hiding behind her?
I'll show you something you wish you were
There we go
Keep screaming and crying over a hoe
Posted by Generously910
Roses are redViolets are blue
It's a vapid thread
And so are you!
You took a shot at me but missed
Just like the last guy you kissed
Hope you find a new cashier
To obsess over for about a year
Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dimeBecause when I do, it only makes me want to undo.
My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.
But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.
At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride
Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damnclick to expand
100% agree; My rhymes suck
And that they aren’t worth a buck
This wasn’t about pride
Just wanted to go along for the ride
That you Gem, lead and provided
Which also, coincided
With my need for absurdity
That you embody with all certainty
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You stepped up your game
Mare in fame
Yes we know who you are
No Je ne sais quoi
But take a seat on the bench
You're American, not French
Posted by SkiesAfire
I hate capircornsThe males, they have horns
When they find their trophy woman they try and turn them in to their former porns
I treat them and their sniveling instincts with scorn
Try and cry, I'll force your tail between your legs
Then I'll get the begs
Worry about your reputation, that's all you've got
I'll become evil just to shit on your reputation
Ego is what I'm not
Piss on your grave, it's a funny little thought
Still laughing? bye bye, where's your little thot?
Still hiding behind her?
I'll show you something you wish you were
There we go
Keep screaming and crying over a hoe
It's a shame Roses have thorns
But I 'd rather stab one in my eye
Than spend time with a Capricorn
Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dimeBecause when I do, it only makes me want to undo.
My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.
But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.
At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride
Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damnclick to expand
100% agree; My rhymes suck
And that they aren’t worth a buck
This wasn’t about pride
Just wanted to go along for the ride
That you Gem, lead and provided
Which also, coincided
With my need for absurdity
That you embody with all certainty
click to expand
You stepped up your game
Mare in fame
Yes we know who you are
No Je ne sais quoi
But take a seat on the bench
You're American, not French
click to expand
And so the absurdity begins
When this Gem makes sure I get zero wins🙄
Dresses up like a wizard🧙🏻
And pretends to be King Richard🥴
When in fact I see no malice
Just a fool’s tea party for a girl named Alice
Now what is the matter?!?
Thinking you are Hatter?
No…only resemblance is that you are Mad
Of the tea, I’ve yet not had.
This nonsense had me curious
Buy now just has me frustrated and furious.
While Cheshire Cat on top of your head appears,
And whispers in both my ears,
“Had enough of crazy, and need to be gone?”,
“Just say three times: Oxygen, nitrogen,” and argon”
“Where did she go?” said Hare
As she happily disappeared into thin AIR
Posted by Mare-E-Sole
Rhymes, not even worth a dimeBecause when I do, it only makes me want to undo.
My words and thoughts aren’t worth a slay.
But hey, I guess I’m still up to play.
At least you tried so I won't hurt your pride
Your rhymes suck but hey who gives a .. damnclick to expand
100% agree; My rhymes suck
And that they aren’t worth a buck
This wasn’t about pride
Just wanted to go along for the ride
That you Gem, lead and provided
Which also, coincided
With my need for absurdity
That you embody with all certainty
click to expand
You stepped up your game
Mare in fame
Yes we know who you are
No Je ne sais quoi
But take a seat on the bench
You're American, not Frenchclick to expand
And so the absurdity begins
When this Gem makes sure I get zero wins🙄
Dresses up like a wizard🧙🏻
And pretends to be King Richard🥴
When in fact I see no malice
Just a fool’s tea party for a girl named Alice
Now what is the matter?!?
Thinking you are Hatter?
No…only resemblance is that you are Mad
Of the tea, I’ve yet not had.
This nonsense had me curious
Buy now just has me frustrated and furious.
While Cheshire Cat on top of your head appears,
And whispers in both my ears,
“Had enough of crazy, and need to be gone?”,
“Just say three times: Oxygen, nitrogen,” and argon”
“Where did she go?” said Hare
As she happily disappeared into thin AIR
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Been doing a little bedtime reading?
It's your own fantasy you're feeding
Thinking you're Alice, how old are you?
I'm guessing around 52
Seems you need a looking glass
To recognise that wrinkly ass
Hey we all have to play our parts
Yours is not the queen of hearts
"Off with their heads!" you might cry yet
Not knowing you're Mare Antoinette
I'm Cheshire cat, it's not a sin
All that remains is my grin
Your face transfixed in fear
As I whisper in your once head's ear
Don't worry yourself, my dear
Don't you know, we're all mad here
This thread is funny, I'm amused
Your emotions, I bet they feel abused
My anger wasn't yours to choose
I light the fuse
Still paranoid I might expose you like the news?
You're so brain damaged, I know you're confused
Deep down you always knew you would lose
You have nothing else to give
You're dying inside, just trying to live
Your soul is worn
After all, you are a capricorn
Your soul has been lifted
Your fate will be shifted
You're a big, fat baby
Every word of yours so fake, every yes is a maybe
Go chug more gravy
Let it pour down your fat chin
You being a gluttonous pig makes me grin
You know I can't die
Why even try?
You knew you were up against the entire sky
Posted by Generously910
Roses are redViolets are blue
It's a vapid thread
And so are you!
You took a shot at me but missed
Just like the last guy you kissed
Hope you find a new cashier
To obsess over for about a yearclick to expand
Don't flatter yourself Mr. Gemini
I only obsess over me myself and I
Cashier who? Well ...
Let's bring back the past if you insist
Your Scorpio crush doesn't even know you exist
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This thread took a funny turn...
just stopped by to say.. Buuuurn! 🔥
Posted by Generously910
Roses are redViolets are blue
It's a vapid thread
And so are you!
You took a shot at me but missed
Just like the last guy you kissed
Hope you find a new cashier
To obsess over for about a yearclick to expand
Don't flatter yourself Mr. Gemini
I only obsess over me myself and I
Cashier who? Well ...
Let's bring back the past if you insist
Your Scorpio crush doesn't even know you existclick to expand
This thread took a funny turn...
just stopped by to say.. Buuuurn! 🔥
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Anyone ever had a crush on you?
You look and sound just like a dude
Posted by Generously910
Roses are redViolets are blue
It's a vapid thread
And so are you!
You took a shot at me but missed
Just like the last guy you kissed
Hope you find a new cashier
To obsess over for about a yearclick to expand
Don't flatter yourself Mr. Gemini
I only obsess over me myself and I
Cashier who? Well ...
Let's bring back the past if you insist
Your Scorpio crush doesn't even know you existclick to expand
This thread took a funny turn...
just stopped by to say.. Buuuurn! 🔥click to expand
Anyone ever had a crush on you?
You look and sound just like a dude
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Now you're just pulling shit out if your ass coz you're deeply unnerved by my sass!
"You look and sund like a dude" said a whipy imp whose rhymes are bismal & crude!
Regretable his presence, the best he can do is dispense malaveolence.
All in all, rhyme this ...🖕 & 😘
I don't really understand the rules, hope I don't look like a fool.
Posted by Walk_on_by
I don't really understand the rules, hope I don't look like a fool.
Mainly it's washed up old whores doing their best to settle scores
Posted by Wizardzzz
Non rhymers will be shotLet's see what you got
Damn I nearly forgot,
It almost got me shot!
tell me not that i'm alone in my suffering that evil MILs are a universal thing
would she be fairer, sweeter, kind of face
if only she were maybe from another race? 😭😭
hey kid you want a ride? hop in the back. just as long as you aint tryna suck my dick at gunpoint or some shit like that. gotta let these weirdos know right off the bat. im out here drinking hot sauce on my way home from work, im not down to twerk. i dont swing, not my sort of thing
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Non rhymers will be shot
Let's see what you got