What You're Currently Eating Thread (Page 3)

This topic was created in the Food & Drink forum by DK09 on Tuesday, April 6, 2010 and has 324 replies.

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@calthrope
17 Years

DK do you think eating is better than pooing or pooing better than eating? It's a tough one, cos obviously you can't do one without the other. But i think pooing is far more fulfilling than eating, after you poo you think the world really is amazing, you see differently. You feel like you've achieved something, like Christopher Columbus or Marco Polo.

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@DK09
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Posted by calthrope
DK do you think eating is better than pooing or pooing better than eating? It's a tough one, cos obviously you can't do one without the other. But i think pooing is far more fulfilling than eating, after you poo you think the world really is amazing, you see differently. You feel like you've achieved something, like Christopher Columbus or Marco Polo.

I like this. To be honest I wouldn't really know which I prefer. Maybe eating, but taking a really, really big dump does feel oh so good after coming back from a buffet. This is hard. Maybe I can have both? Which I actually have tried. You've never really lived until you've eaten a bowl of Cheerios while you take a shit at the same time. That's the life right there.

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@calthrope
17 Years

Raspberry Jelly with actual raspberries in it.

Posted by DK09

I like this. To be honest I wouldn't really know which I prefer. Maybe eating, but taking a really, really big dump does feel oh so good after coming back from a buffet. This is hard. Maybe I can have both? Which I actually have tried. You've never really lived until you've eaten a bowl of Cheerios while you take a shit at the same time. That's the life right there.

Yes you can have both because that is commitment like none other, balancing a cereal bowl while sitting on a toilet bowl jiggling your bowel. My favourite is when you poo and it's a clean wipe!

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@sporklifter
16 Years

Posted by calthrope
My favourite is when you poo and it's a clean wipe!

haha...but what if you get a combination clean wipe + (disappeared) ghost poo?
Then you get up and you're like, "What the hell? Did I or did I not just take a dump?!?!"

Just eaten: fresh spring rolls...tick-tock, tick-tock...healthy floaters.