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DK09
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Posted by calthrope
DK do you think eating is better than pooing or pooing better than eating? It's a tough one, cos obviously you can't do one without the other. But i think pooing is far more fulfilling than eating, after you poo you think the world really is amazing, you see differently. You feel like you've achieved something, like Christopher Columbus or Marco Polo.



I like this. To be honest I wouldn't really know which I prefer. Maybe eating, but taking a really, really big dump does feel oh so good after coming back from a buffet. This is hard. Maybe I can have both? Which I actually have tried. You've never really lived until you've eaten a bowl of Cheerios while you take a shit at the same time. That's the life right there.
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Raspberry Jelly with actual raspberries in it.



Posted by DK09

I like this. To be honest I wouldn't really know which I prefer. Maybe eating, but taking a really, really big dump does feel oh so good after coming back from a buffet. This is hard. Maybe I can have both? Which I actually have tried. You've never really lived until you've eaten a bowl of Cheerios while you take a shit at the same time. That's the life right there.




Yes you can have both because that is commitment like none other, balancing a cereal bowl while sitting on a toilet bowl jiggling your bowel. My favourite is when you poo and it's a clean wipe!