@LadyNeptune
10 Years25,000+ Posts
Prank wars
Stopped at my Aries friends house last night. Broke in to leave her a gift in her patio, belated bday gift of a dwarf espaliered lemon. Saw it as the perfect opportunity to fuck with her.
Signed the bday card evelope as if it was her ex since she’s been bitching about him trying to crawl back into her life. They used to live together up till a few months ago and she had to change the locks *evil laughter
Should have left a giant turd
Sprinkled it with some glitter
Then the card
I was low key worried she'd go in a rage and kick the shit outta the tree before opening the card lol
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Prank wars