Geminis you are masters at witty banter

This topic was created in the Gemini forum by SirHorns on Wednesday, July 6, 2016 and has 11 replies.

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@SirHorns
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So this Gemini Sun/Aqua Moon and Rising artist chick I used to chat with were having playful banter.

Sex came into a conversation and she mentioned that she didn't get size queens, since 6 inches for her was her limit and anything more wasn't pleasurable.

She basically had set the prefect way to find out my junk size without it seeming obvious.

Since saying "Ayyye babe I got 14 inches of fun to stuff you with." would auto-out you in terms of sexy times.

6 would be the line and quite possibly still earn you an out.

5-5.5 would be "just right" but that's supposedly the average (Or 6, the charts keep changing or duded keep getting implants to screw with the numbers.)

*Claps* That woman is brilliant.

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Posted by Admiral
God damn I can't understand the dynamics of this. I ain't getting laid anytime soon. I would completely ignored this. I can say these types of things but not perceive them in other people. ๐Ÿ˜

The game is hard. Need practice and possibly a mentor.

*Pats* There, there bro.

Hmm. You gave me an idea.

You're a Cancer, correct? What other placements do you got?

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Posted by Admiral

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by Admiral
God damn I can't understand the dynamics of this. I ain't getting laid anytime soon. I would completely ignored this. I can say these types of things but not perceive them in other people. ๐Ÿ˜

The game is hard. Need practice and possibly a mentor.

*Pats* There, there bro.

Hmm. You gave me an idea.

You're a Cancer, correct? What other placements do you got?

It's not my time yet tho. Not really in a financial situation that allows getting datea let alone laid. I will humour you tho.

Cancer sun aries moon gemini mercury gemini Venus virgo Mars saggitaurus jupiter.

Been through some tough times lately. Needed to get some ssri medicine for my anxiety. Lately not mentally 100% .

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*Bropats* You could work the restless mind/body angle! Best of luck of getting those man. Gotta take care of yourself first, before you give to others and all.

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Posted by SirHorns
So this Gemini Sun/Aqua Moon and Rising artist chick I used to chat with were having playful banter.

Sex came into a conversation and she mentioned that she didn't get size queens, since 6 inches for her was her limit and anything more wasn't pleasurable.

She basically had set the prefect way to find out my junk size without it seeming obvious.

Since saying "Ayyye babe I got 14 inches of fun to stuff you with." would auto-out you in terms of sexy times.

6 would be the line and quite possibly still earn you an out.

5-5.5 would be "just right" but that's supposedly the average (Or 6, the charts keep changing or duded keep getting implants to screw with the numbers.)

*Claps* That woman is brilliant.

Slick.... ๐Ÿ™‚

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@SirHorns
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Posted by aquanib
Them aqua placements lol

I did a similar thing only a bit less slick to a gemini recently. I kinda insinuated that since i'm tall, by default, compared to her, my body parts are big. I might have mentioned "from the hands down" too. But it was all in jest. :\

I got back a, and i quote "that's fucking disgusting". :\ and that was the end of that story.

'n i wanted her so bad, the whole works, for her mind and body......still pissed at myself.

*Pats* Better luck next time man,

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Haha I'm a gemini with Aqua moon and I use more sexual innuendo's. I wouldn't ask someone the size of there penis however I would talk about it with a few of my close guy mates..