Roll Call

i just wanted to see how many Gems we have here now and who...seems like alot more Gems have joined, welcome to all of you 🙂

just stop in and say hello so we know who's who...

Hey Gem*Two I'm here....lol somewhere...

Hi Gem!!! 🙂

so far there's 6 of us...

yes...a really horrible one...but a joke nonetheless...

this is P*A*T*H*E*T*I*C

😛

scorps rule these boards...don't even try...you will never have as big an army as us!!!!

i actually wrote this last night drunk...not sure why but i felt the need to see how many Gems we have here...i woke up this morning and i'm like "why the fuck did i write this?"

anywho, how's the trip?

BTW Jurassic Five sucks...just felt the need to share that...

LOL!!

HAHAA

BTW Jurassic Five sucks...just felt the need to share that...

itsokay...I understand...you were drunk

i just wanted to see how many Gems we have here now and who...seems like alot more Gems have joined, welcome to all of you

^it's symbolic of your deep longing loneliness and geminiacle need to constantly be around people who will accept you...

*presents an inkblot*

but tell me what YOU see...

*BTW Jurassic Five sucks...just felt the need to share that...

itsokay...I understand...you were drunk

-actually i just wrote that like 5 minutes ago...its my REAL opinion...c'mon! that's weak sauce hip-hop!

^it's symbolic of your deep longing loneliness and geminiacle need to constantly be around people who will accept you...

-stop reading me like a book...

actually i just wrote that like 5 minutes ago...its my REAL opinion...c'mon! that's weak sauce hip-hop!

uhh...it-it's okay...we all make...mistakes...

*uhh...it-it's okay...we all make...mistakes...

-i have a feeling i know what's on your radio at the moment...

LOL!!

hmmm

you're still drunk huh?

my radio??

whaaa—

*looks in the closet*

*you're still drunk huh?

-NO...its now the morning after, i wrote that shit lastnight...godknows what time...i still feel drunk though if that means anything, i would like to tell all the kids out there not to "drink and type" but i'm a horrible example of that one...

I like your profile images gem 🙂

approved

LOL

hey- you are not the only one!!

my first post from san fran- I was really drunk...lol

this lady is the best! its almost like God himself came down and said "i know u had a rough couple of weeks, here u go Gem!"

I looked at it after

:S

okeeee

so we can't delete threads huh?

you have to pretend like you meant what you said and go along with the thread for a couple of days...

drag it out

make everyone cringe

HAHAAAA

I love it

you - know- there just aren't enough phallace faced japanese woman in my area 😢

*make everyone cringe

-LOL exactly

so how's life on the left coast? what do u think of my time zone? did u get used to it? when u comming to LA? (its hot here)

*GEM locks fully stocked fridge....wraps barb wire around 6 pack of budlight for Skip*

DUDE!!! it is fucking cooold here!!!

I left the luscious dripping wet throbbing heat of the east coast to freeze my ass off in fall- wtf?

it feels like fall everyday here 😢

the time zone- I'm still adjusting...I have trouble sleeping in late...

I know san diego will be warm though 🙂

and those koalas

*squeel*

I can't wait

I have seen everything there is to see in san fran

pretty much seen the whole city- so I'm happy 🙂

I'm ready for hotness

*it feels like fall everyday here

-yeah i probably should've said something about that...when i went last year around June it was nice and sunny...

I have trouble sleeping in late...

-yeah its like 9:20 am!

well- it wouldn't be a problem if I went to bed early 😢

but I'm used to not sleeping...so whatevs

it just sucks because my friend sleeps waayyy late...so I'm up with no one to harrass

*I'm ready for hotness

-just look in the mirror 😉

ok cheeesecore aside, the weather here has been asshot for the last week and i'm pretty sure SanDiego is the same, though it might be a little cooler since the overall city is closer to the ocean...

BTW how do u make the smiley with the tongue sticking out?

*so I'm up with no one to harrass

-technology solves both your harrassment needs and my lonely/need for acceptance needs...

charmy-Gem 😉

put you on bracelet!!!

do this-

: P

^only right next to each other- I put a space there you could see

isn't it marvello?

I can still bother people even when no one is around!!!

*pets you*

and you will never be alone...

*sets out the food dish*

that's for you...skip is eating at the table now

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*that's for you...skip is eating at the table now

-that fuckin dog! i should've known better than to adopt a dog with more Charisma than me...thanks for the dish though, is this fritos mixed with lastnights leftovers? DELISH!

😛

wow it came out!

now i can be blatantly sarcastic and people will KNOW i'm sarcastic...instead of just writing me off as some weird fuck...

😛

I can't believe you have survived here for so long with out the lickysmiley!!!!

😢

well- I remember how tormented I felt without it...everybody using them- willy nilly-FLAUNTING them- like they didn't know how badly I wanted to lickysmiley too!!!!!

now i can be blatantly sarcastic and people will KNOW i'm sarcastic...instead of just writing me off as some weird fuck...

^HAHAHAA that's what happened to me...it seemed so dumb to write out (btw- that was just in good fun- didn't mean to hurt your feelings there- I was just being sarcastic-honest below every post...so I didn't

I'm wierd fuck- it will take years of lickysmiley to get rid of the stigma...

well...wierd fucks are more interesting anyway...especially without protection...I get such a rush 😛 😛 😛

btw- gem- one wierd fuck to another- I never need to use the licky with you because you always just know!!!

*I'm wierd fuck- it will take years of lickysmiley to get rid of the stigma...

- i would get all gay and try to console you...but i'm thinking you've had your fill of gayness for now...

HAHAAA

omg- my eyes are still stinging from the heavy rainbowage

I kept seeing all these hot guys

and then it would be like

oh 😢

as he walks into a rainbow bar

DAMNIT

*I never need to use the licky with you because you always just know!!!

-i know i know! but it helps that we went to same asylum...go class of 04!!

i know i know! but it helps that we went to same asylum...go class of 04!!

I still have a chunk of wall padding from my dorm room...

*eyes glistening*

*as he walks into a rainbow bar

-when my friend and i walked into that bar...we did get looks..."what the fuck are they doing here?" like they knew right away...but they were nice...hospitable...BUT the gay mags in the bathroom should've given it away...but i just thought it was like a People or Time magazine, BUT for SanFran....i really like the HUGE park with all the junkies and families side by side, a great show in human harmony...

you guys probably looked like fresh meat to them lol...

they may have gaydar- but they can veeery be persuasive-

and charming 😉

NOOO man!

they looked really happy when we were leaving, which is why i think they didn't want us there...

well- I'm sure they would be more accepting in P-town

I love it there!!

so many fudge shoppes

:S

and entertaingly exotic leather sex toy stores- I just grab a smoothie and wander about examing the contraptions- it's great fun really!!

P-town?

i notice the guys in sex shops are REALLY NICE to women...i went with this chick and she got all kinds of free shit...maybe he just wanted to bang her...

SOME of the stuff looks cool in those shops...other things look tooo convoluted, i don't need these strange contraptions to enjoy sex...maybe i'm just inpatient...

lol- no- I agree with you

a lot of it is way to contrived- I'm looking at this shit- like- they are making it waayyyy to complicated!!!! I never got extra special treatment in sex shops though 😢

I'm not interested in studded dog collars- unless it's for you or skip- then I'd splurge...but mostly it all looks like a bunch a crap that would just get in the way

I guess I'm supposed to like that shit cause I'm a scorp...but...noooo...I guess I'm not true to my scorpish venus either 😢

you're a gem though- so technically- you should be into props right? costumes and the like?

i think this thing is called the Liberator...it looks really cool because alot of girls don't know how to position themselves...