Roll Call (Page 2)

*I guess I'm supposed to like that shit cause I'm a scorp...but...noooo...I guess I'm not true to my scorpish venus either

-i think its the Virgo moon throwing you off...Bread has a Scorp moon...imagine his closet?!

HAAAHAHAHAAA

that looks like it's posturpedic- something for old people HHHAHAHAHAHALOL!!!

for your doggysexin - no more bruised knees and lots of lower lumbar back support

ROTFL

i'm sure it'll come out handy though...also, when it gets stained (and IT WILL get stained!) u can just unzipp the cover and throw it in the wash...

*that looks like it's posturpedic- something for old people HHHAHAHAHAHALOL!!!

-maybe a 95 yr old with boner created it...

*for your doggysexin - no more bruised knees and lots of lower lumbar back support

-EXACTLY! no more hernia protection belt when i do my thang! 😛

it looks really cool because alot of girls don't know how to position themselves...

you speak from experience? 😛

I'm very sorry- you obviously have not dated enough dancers!

yeah - the stains...and it will crusty 😢

I would get one with a stain-colored fabric

heheheee

never havta waaaaaaaaash it

*I'm very sorry- you obviously have not dated enough dancers!

-no i haven't 😢

flexibility is very important to me...

and it kills the mood when the girl doesn't know what she's doing...its like WTF! i have to do ALL the work here to?!

anyway, i always forget to ask you, do u dance at regular club type places for fun? or are u strictly ProFesh?

I dance at clubs on occasion- but nothin skanky 😢 it's too much like having sex...in front of everybody...

I think that clubby type of dancing is well...it's very intimate so I only dance skanky with my girlfriends...lol...I would probably not be comfortable grinding on some random guy I didn't know or wasn't with- like on date with you know?

unforts- I get a little toooo comfortable in public when I drink...that's why I have to watch it o_O

i never go to clubs because i don't dance...i just don't have it in me...

THE last time i danced (the late 90's...99?) i was at this club with my whole pack of friends...i was DRUNK and i asked the hottest chick in the whole room to dance with me...amazingly she agreed and i danced like a jackoff in front of all my friends...anyway i must have been really bad because when i came back to the table ALL my friends were laughing uncontrolably, and for about 5 mins straight, they were grasping for air...so that was the last time i danced...

anyway i must have been really bad because when i came back to the table ALL my friends were laughing uncontrolably, and for about 5 mins straight, they were grasping for air...so that was the last time i danced...

wow...what I would give to have been there...lol...

most guys can't dance for shit- especially at clubs- it's all the fking white boy wiggle...sooo lame...it's hilarious because the girls all get down lkike they are profesh strippers or something and the guy just stands there...HAHAHAAAAAA- probably not nearly as entertaining as your wiggle...you're not really that white so you prolly have a fraction more dance in you...maybe?

*wow...what I would give to have been there...lol...

-to this day they'll still bring it up and laugh about it (among my other exploits) they said i looked like Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies 😢

*most guys can't dance for shit- especially at clubs- it's all the fking white boy wiggle...sooo lame...it's hilarious because the girls all get down lkike they are profesh strippers

-this is very true...but the girls are very fun to watch when they do this...i remember one place...it wasn't even a club, it was a bar with a cheesy cover band...this girl (who was dancing by herself) was doing some crazy stripper shit, i couldn't stop laughing...

yeah i'm not white...but i got the horrible can't dance gene...

you know gem...I was thinking...

looking at your rorschach results- you are REALLY emotionally inaccessible-

let's talk about that shall we?

*takes out note pad and sits back in chair*

we can go to db's office if you would be more comfortable there?

what about K-fed? can't this whigga dance?

those rows look like nasty lil rat tails writhing around on his white ass scalp and squirming about his neck like that

*shudders*

*looking at your rorschach results- you are REALLY emotionally inaccessible-

let's talk about that shall we?

-i'd love nothing more than to talk about my being emotional inaccessable

my own office will do...let put the liberator back in my closet...Grandma is picking up later, don't want her thinking i was using it ALL day...

1)

2)

tell me what you see- and please be detailed... o_O

*scribbles on the note pad*

if you say the first one looks like the liberator- I'm having you commited for the fall semester at the old assylum

the weird part is...i think u are being somewhat serious...but Coolness!

the first one is uhhhh.....hhmmmm.... a BAT!

the second.....a vagina....no! one of the President's speeches...

how'd i do?

okay-

please...you are being very difficult

now you must be DETAILED

see what I mean?

you are sooo suppressed it's not even funny

*chews on pen cap*

I have already analyzed your writing style ...from this I can tell much about you

BUT I want to see how you interpret visual stimuli...

wait- I already know how you USE visuals

let me see...you need to be more forthcoming in our sessions...I guess I should have expected this...

*scribble*

I have some medication here...

Ok details details

the President is wearing a tie? his mouth is open and he's got a really serious face on himself...probably talkin about gettin them damn terrist....

am i still supressed? 😢

*I have some medication here...

-ohhh gimmie gimmie gimmie! what do u got?

*Gem excited like a child in a candy store*

the President is wearing a tie?

it's okay- there is no right answere

hmmm

you're still masking though...don't just describe the image- tell me how it makes you FEEL

*supresses giggles*

we are long overdue for a breakthrough here...you reveal more when you are smashed

*hands you a bottle*

this is my prescription vodka- it may help you loosen up a bit

didn't u say your dad is a Psychologist?

shit u might be serious....

seriously though

does my writing style change from when i'm smashed to when i'm sober? if anyone could tell its you...

no gem- the writing style does not change- it's the content that changes

writing style will rarely change when a person is in an altered state- unless they are bi polar or something....some sort of personality disorder...

this pic is pretty badass! its going to be the cover for my new album...

hey ya

my dad counseled that kid a while back...poor thing...really ferrell...

I shouldn't have let that mofo borrow my halloween costume either!! lil cocksuckincannibal never gave it back!!!!

i'm sure it looked MUCH better on you 😉

hey i needs to go in a bit...is your friend awake yet? almost noon...means you have all been partying into the weee hours....how much longer u have on your trip?

nooo!!!

she's not up yet 😢

she still doesn't feel well

itsnotfair waaaahahaaaa

she couldn't even sit up in bed yesterday so I just went out myself even though I felt like shit too and met another friend on haight st

😢

*tear*

well- my other friend who is staying with her other friend in glen park is having luch with her cousin today

but we are leaving together on fri to go south

hey at least you're partying and having fun...i'm just sort of going through the everyday motions...i'm questioning my existence at this point...ahhhhh the sweeet smell of apathy, she's my only friend 😛

so u got anything planned out for today? LET ME LIVE THROUGH YOU...

we WERE going to go see the BIG TREES

but everything got fucked up- are plans are messed from unexpected illness- we don't have the car today...if my friend is feeling better we will probably go out tonight- otherwise you can live through me on the fold out couch and watch movies and eat popsicles that sooth the throat- but not the grape ones

is this the friend u went with or the one who lives there?

I'm staying with the friend who lives here- the friend I came with is staying with another friend who lives here- it is so crowded here- there are like 8 people in this house...it's nuts...

okay...well you can go ahead and abandon me...I'll be fine...

*passive agressive*

I should probably go do something...

it's just lame that I'm in this cool town and here I end up on the internet cyberdorking my morning away 😢

ahh well...not wasted though- not wasted...I am tempted to jump on her bed...all the other roomies left...they have jobs and stuff...

*there are like 8 people in this house...it's nuts...

-Cali is expensive, ESP SanFran! my friend lived there and had like 5 roommates...in LA u only need 4 😛

-sounds relaxing at least...but there is one special thing u are overlooking, a thread with over 80 post on the GEM BOARD! do u know what an accomplishment that is for Gemadds?

^yes I know- it's part of your therapy- I try and be subtle with my treatments...that way the patient can't rebel ((o_O))

so you must have to work evenings huh?

either that or you are always on vacation...

*I try and be subtle with my treatments...that way the patient can't rebel

-you're hilarious...no wonder i slather u with attention the way a fatman slathers his steak with A1 sauce...

it does sound fucked up that you are there and are cyberdorking with me instead of doing something you wouldn't be embarrassed to tell your friends about...shit go to a nearby bar and get a drink, meet the locals...

it does sound fucked up that you are there and are cyberdorking with me instead of doing something you wouldn't be embarrassed to tell your friends about...shit go to a nearby bar and get a drink, meet the locals...

^this may be hard to believe but you are a lot more interesting than the locals!!

anyway- it's time for me to seek out food...

anyway- just for the record- I'm more embarrassed that I'm not doing anything embarrassing OR cooool that I can tell my friends about...well actually most of my friends are used to me telling them about the embarrassing shit that I do...

my post card:

hey guys- cali rocks- stayed on the couch and geeked on the interenet- it's so great here- their server is wicked fast!!!

ciao!

love,

-me

that's hilarious! i would laminate that post card...or least not throw it away the way i do all my others 😉

i HAD plans for today but i had to change them all last minute...

anyway i'm HUNGRY tooo...i'm going to search for my irresponsible unemployed friends...not many of them left

*Gem's eyes tear up*

hope u have fun with the rest of your vacation!

Aquaaqi

how many times has that happened to you?

im gemini # 101.........One-Hundred Geminis (sounds like a great horror movie).

gem here!!

It hasn't. It's just a hobby, I swear

-that's both normal and healthy

I'm sure Schoene will appreciate it...she told me she likes her arms to smell like junkie's saliva...on a personal note, u left quite a beautiful legacy, you're doing God's work.

I'm sure Schoene will appreciate it...she told me she likes her arms to smell like junkie's saliva...on a personal note, u left quite a beautiful legacy, you're doing God's work.

*glares at Gem*

that was between YOU and ME...just see if I tell YOU anymore secrets...did you tell her how I like my earlobes to smell like distilled hobo pee?? huh? DID YOU— HAHAHAHA because I'm PROUD of that- hear me? PROUD

if more people would come out about their fetish for aptly applied junkie drool on human extremeties (and I KNOW they're out there) maybe I wouldn't feel this shame...MAY beee