robincrusoe0
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Sue me, screw me... i am Gemini
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This is a real funny poem about Geminis. read n njoy.
btw I am not a gemini. LOL
Title- Sue me, screw me... i am Gemini
I lead a sordid double life
between a wise man and a fool.
One minute, I'm a total schmuck
and the next, I'm super-cool.
I'm a Pacifistic, peace-loving type (lol)
filled with love for my fellow man
but only after losing my temper
and kicking some bozo up the can.
I'm a vegetarian at least once a day.
I swear to never eat red meat again
but only after scarfing a juicy steak
and the guilt and remorse has set in.
I take excellent care of my health
and exercise like a person possessed
but only after noticing my swollen face,
expanding belly and shrunken chest.
I'm the very best driver on the road.
I obey every traffic rule and sign
but only when I see a police officer
suspiciously trailing me close behind.
One minute, I'm as benevolent as a monk,
spreading joy and harmony along my path,
then my evil twin rears his ugly head
and no living thing escapes his wrath.
I keep meaning to turn over a new leaf
but that damn leaf seems to weigh a ton!
I'd like to be a wise man all the time
but being a lunatic is much more fun.
Oh, and if anyone ever accuses me
of being some shallow, two-faced guy,
I can just smile and innocently say,
"What do you expect? I'm a Gemini!"
its jus a poem , no offense
Robin