Zodiac Labo9r

I've recently just got a job at a gas station. I love it there. Ive noticed I work with mainly earth and water signs. I used to work at chuck e cheese and there was mainly earth and air signs. Could we assume working conditions depend on th3 element of the sign.
I've been thinking what if there was a social gathering that had all the zodiacs.
Lets just call it a rich people party lol.
And the whole staff contains all 12 signs.
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Aries : This sign is like a comfortable body guard, always in secret though (undercover , An Aries always knows how to deal with problems that may seem dangerous 0r even suspicious.

Taurus : This sign is the entertainer, the jester, maybe the comedian, A Taurus always know how to keep the show going.

Gemini : This sign creates the groups in the room, a inviter usually you'll always hear a Gemini say "Oh have you met so and so?" A Gemini always knows how to generalize socialization.

Cancer : This sign is The Server , the waitress, or the hot bartender that brings you the shots. A cancer always knows how and when to satisfy.

Leo : This sign is always the greeter, A Leo always knows how to make the crowd feel welcome.

Virgo : This sign is the order. Keeps everything leveled,and planned. A Virgo always knows how to keep and make things stable.

Libra : A Libra brings the physical contact, as in games, dance, the works. A Libra IS ALWAYS THE ONE TO ASK FOR THE LAST DANCE.

Scorpio : The preparer. This sign likes being prepared for anything so most likely the chef. A Scorpio always has a back up plan even though the first plan is the back up plan, always ahead of the program.

Sagittarius : This sign usually stays behind the scenes, but when it does decide to finally make its appearance its always awesome. Eye candy. Everyone always wants a piece. A Sagittarius always knows how to make things look cool, even if its just standing on the wall with one foot.

Capricorn : The dealer. Makes business talk casual. A Capricorn always knows how to get important information out of someone, and sometimes information is key.

Aquarius : The joiner. This signs night afraid to join any task, group , activity. An Aquarius always knows how to get involved. So if your depressed get with a Aquarius fast and get out there.

Pisces : This signs the information clock. A Pisces always has old, new, and present information fror th