Pisces1803
@Pisces1803
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CAR & GARAGE
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Signs when they stub their toe
Aries: *LOUD CURSING AND SWEARING AND SMACKING AND BANGING THE TABLE THEY STUBBED THEIR TOE ON*
Taurus: Sit down and hold their toe while tearing
Gemini: Jump around on the other foot, grabbing their injured toe and
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Ba-dum-TISS
I love these little bits in newspapers! :D ...share your favourites or ones you see in your newspapers today! :)
Post it here
Ok. I was talking about the zodiac signs to my mother, just kinda comparing traits i guess and anyway, I explained that the typical traits of a Pisces was usually they prefer to be around animals vs humans because animals tend not to disappoint them as hu
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best, because
Thought we could put here every astrology joke we know..or humorous facts.
Has anyone ever tried kinetic sand? It looks so amazing to play with; I want some! ^.^ https://youtu.be/JYBqZISo6FI
Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterw
Mom: That's your garage, don't let boys put their car into your garage
She nods and hops off
Next door
Little Boy: Dad whats this? *he pulls down his pants*
Dad: That's your car, you need to put that into a girls garage
He nods and hops off
Little girl walks in with her hands covered with blood
Mom: WHAT HAPPENED!?
Little Girl: The little boy from next door tried to put his car into my garage so I pulled its wheels off