Signs when they stub their toe Aries: *LOUD CURSING AND SWEARING AND SMACKING AND BANGING THE TABLE THEY STUBBED THEIR TOE ON* Taurus: Sit down and hold their toe while tearing Gemini: Jump around on the other foot, grabbing their injured toe…
I love these little bits in newspapers! :D ...share your favourites or ones you see in your newspapers today!…
Ok. I was talking about the zodiac signs to my mother, just kinda comparing traits i guess and anyway, I explained that the typical traits of a Pisces was usually they prefer to be around animals vs humans because animals tend not to disappoint them as…
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best,…
Thought we could put here every astrology joke we know..or humorous…
Has anyone ever tried kinetic sand? It looks so amazing to play with; I want some! ^.^…
Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep…
Little Girl: Mom what's this *she pulled down her pants*
Mom: That's your garage, don't let boys put their car into your garage
She nods and hops off
Next door
Little Boy: Dad whats this? *he pulls down his pants*
Dad: That's your car, you need to put that into a girls garage
He nods and hops off
Little girl walks in with her hands covered with blood
Mom: WHAT HAPPENED!?
Little Girl: The little boy from next door tried to put his car into my garage so I pulled its wheels off