Just another Zodiac Post. ;) You can never get enough of these lol. Aries: They spike the fruit punch so everyone ends up getting wasted. Taurus: They go through all of the closets and try on the clothes that they like. Gemini: Ends up getting…
Signs when they stub their toe Aries: *LOUD CURSING AND SWEARING AND SMACKING AND BANGING THE TABLE THEY STUBBED THEIR TOE ON* Taurus: Sit down and hold their toe while tearing Gemini: Jump around on the other foot, grabbing their injured toe…
I love these little bits in newspapers! :D ...share your favourites or ones you see in your newspapers today!…
Ok. I was talking about the zodiac signs to my mother, just kinda comparing traits i guess and anyway, I explained that the typical traits of a Pisces was usually they prefer to be around animals vs humans because animals tend not to disappoint them as…
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best,…
Thought we could put here every astrology joke we know..or humorous…
Has anyone ever tried kinetic sand? It looks so amazing to play with; I want some! ^.^…
The new CEO of a company comes into work determined to turn things around. Trying to prove himself to his new employees he looks around the office and sees a guy leaning against a wall doing nothing. He approaches the guy and asks him, "What do you think you're doing?"
The man replies, "I'm just killing time, waiting to get paid."
The CEO is furious, "What do you make a week?"
The man tells him, "About $ 200 a week."
The CEO pulls out his wallet and hand the man $ 400 and says, "There's your two weeks, now get out of here!" After the man leaves he turns to his employees and asks, "What do you think about that?"
One of the employees stands up and says, "I think he just got the largest tip he's ever gotten on a single pizza."