Why The Signs Are Being Problematic At Your House Party

This topic was created in the Jokes forum by Aquistorm on Tuesday, August 30, 2016 and has 10 replies.

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@Aquistorm
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Just another Zodiac Post. 😉 You can never get enough of these lol.

Aries: They spike the fruit punch so everyone ends up getting wasted.

Taurus: They go through all of the closets and try on the clothes that they like.

Gemini: Ends up getting stuck on the roof with the dog.

Cancer: They get drunk because of Aries, and they try to hookup with your mom/dad.

Leo: They sled down the stairs in a cardboard box.

Virgo: They get turnt af and end up breaking a vase while dancing.

Libra: They get super wasted and they grind on anyone who comes near them (animals included).

Scorpio: Ends up getting sugar everywhere because they snorted it thinking it was cocaine.

Sagittarius: Runs around the house naked (No one has any idea where their clothes went)

Capricorn: The only sober one there, so they think it's their job to control everyone else.

Aquarius: Tries to convince Capricorn that they aren't drunk, but ends up puking all over them.

Pisces: They are the ones rambling on about something that happened and they pass out mid-sentence.

Original Site of the Post and credit should go to them: http://zodiac-signs-as.tumblr.com/post/121144181328/why-the-signs-are-being-problematic-at-your-house?is_related_post=1

Note these posts are often stereotypical so don't get offended or thinking this or that is wrong because you don't do them or seen them done by someone else. It is just for fun. But if they do relate to you then by all means.

Oh yea. Sorry Capricorn. I was drunk. Lol

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@Vulcansfire
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Posted by AneemA
We need to get high asap, this shit is outta control, you lousy host, where is the cocaine??!!!

What'd you expect from a party hosted by an Aqua. Course it's gonna be out of control. Aqua isn't even in control. Lololol.