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Two guys were in a locker room taking a shower after a game of squash when one noticed that the other had a huge cork stuck in his butt.
"That looks really uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
"I can't. It's stuck there permanently."
"How in the hell did it happen?"
"Well, I was walking along the beach, and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and a genie appeared and said he could grant me a wish. Unfortunately my immediate reaction was, "No sh*t!"