Just another Zodiac Post. ;) You can never get enough of these lol. Aries: They spike the fruit punch so everyone ends up getting wasted. Taurus: They go through all of the closets and try on the clothes that they like. Gemini: Ends up getting…
Signs when they stub their toe Aries: *LOUD CURSING AND SWEARING AND SMACKING AND BANGING THE TABLE THEY STUBBED THEIR TOE ON* Taurus: Sit down and hold their toe while tearing Gemini: Jump around on the other foot, grabbing their injured toe…
I love these little bits in newspapers! :D ...share your favourites or ones you see in your newspapers today!…
Ok. I was talking about the zodiac signs to my mother, just kinda comparing traits i guess and anyway, I explained that the typical traits of a Pisces was usually they prefer to be around animals vs humans because animals tend not to disappoint them as…
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best,…
Thought we could put here every astrology joke we know..or humorous…
Has anyone ever tried kinetic sand? It looks so amazing to play with; I want some! ^.^…
An old man on his death bed has spent his entire life pinching pennies and clinging to all of his money. Friendless, he is surrounded by his priest, doctor, and lawyer. Just before he dies he tells them, "I know most people say that you can't bring money with you after you die, but I want you to all throw this into my grave just as they are about to bury me." With this being said he hands them all envelopes with $ 50,000 in them.
After his funeral the three are discussing the money. The doctor says, "I have to confess something. I've really been wanting a vacation so I only threw $ 40,000 in."
The priest follows, "I must also confess. We are renovating the church so I only threw in $ 25,000. I feel terrible."
The lawyer lashes out at them, "You guys are terrible! Not only did I throw in the $ 50,000 he gave me, but I added my own $ 10,000."
The doctor replies, "Why in the world would you give that greedy man your money?"
The lawyer replies, "He was a good man so I wrote him a check for the full amount."