Funny Phrases

This topic was created in the Jokes forum by CancerianGoddess on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 and has 1 replies.

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@CancerianGoddess
18 Years1,000+ PostsCancer

My Favorite's so far are:

"Men aren't dogs. Dogs are sweet,loyal and love you unconditionally. They're more like cats. Roam everywhere and only come home when they want something"

"True Love is waking up next to your partner and thinking. "Well, I Could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast". Sigh.. Pancakes it is!"

"Why is it we only get to hit people in the head if they've forgot their V-8"?

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@libra sun
16 Years1,000+ PostsLibra

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

If revenge is sweet, and it is also a dish best served cold, then does that mean revenge is ice cream??

Remember, even if you're one in a million, there are 6,000 others just like you!