@SirHorns
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Introducing The Zodiac!
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The Zodiac!
[— Aries: The Leader of the Zodiac]
Aries: Woo-hoo! Damn straight, I'm the leader up in this bitch!
[— Taurus: The Owner of the Zodiac]
Taurus: ??_Yeah, sure. Just remember I own you, boy.
Aries: ??_What?
[??_ Gemini: The Child of the Zodiac]
Gemini: ??_Wait, if Taurus owns me and I'm the child??_ Isn't that child labor?
Taurus: No.
Gemini: But-
Taurus: Nope.
[— Cancer: The Mother of the Zodiac]
Cancer: Children play nice. Or else it's the corner for each of you.
Aries: Fuck the corner!
Cancer: Watch your tone, young man!
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