Little Johnny

The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, “Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?”

Little Stevie raised his hand and said “I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette.” The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie.

Little Susie said, “I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche.” The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny.

Little Johnny stood up and said, “I would want silicone.” The teacher said, “Silicone? Why silicone, Little Johnny?” “Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!”

A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?” she asked. “an apple” replied little Raymond “no,” said the teacher ” it’s a tomato but it shows your thinking.”

"I’ve now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it.” “An apple,” replied little Ian “No it’s an onion, but it shows your thinking.”

Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says “I’ve got something under my desk that’s an inch long, white and it has a red end.” “Dirty little boy,” said the teacher “No it’s a match, but it shows you were thinking,” he answered.

Little Johnny seems to be a shit stirrer.

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Little Johnny seems to be a shit stirrer.

I like butter stirrer(s) 😛 😄

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You need to turn off your profanity filter.

Hahahah.. thanks Rockyroadicecream. 😄