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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children; "You all have obsessions," he
observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with
eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second
Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in
your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your
obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name,
Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took
her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're
leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.''