Pisces1803
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Signs when they stub their toe
Aries: *LOUD CURSING AND SWEARING AND SMACKING AND BANGING THE TABLE THEY STUBBED THEIR TOE ON*
Taurus: Sit down and hold their toe while tearing
Gemini: Jump around on the other foot, grabbing their injured toe and
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Ba-dum-TISS
I love these little bits in newspapers! :D ...share your favourites or ones you see in your newspapers today! :)
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Ok. I was talking about the zodiac signs to my mother, just kinda comparing traits i guess and anyway, I explained that the typical traits of a Pisces was usually they prefer to be around animals vs humans because animals tend not to disappoint them as hu
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best, because
Thought we could put here every astrology joke we know..or humorous facts.
Has anyone ever tried kinetic sand? It looks so amazing to play with; I want some! ^.^ https://youtu.be/JYBqZISo6FI
Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterw
She says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.
The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”, she looks at him “BUT, they are sperm samples—” , “DO IT!”. So the nurse sucks it back. “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, “See honey – its not that hard.”