The Doctor & The Pretty Girl

This topic was created in the Jokes forum by leo/virgo75 on Saturday, January 20, 2007 and has 3 replies.

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20 Years

A beautiful voluptuos woman went to see a doctor. When the doctor saw her all of his professionalism went out the window. He told her to undress completely. When she had disrobed he moved close to her and began stroking her thighs.

Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatalogical abnormalities."

"That is right," said the doctor. He began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and began having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes." she said. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

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