Black Zodiac: All the horrors of the Zodiac Signs

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Ours is perfect - ha!

Horrors of Leo:

Watch out! Expect no praise, you who are so self-centered and so full of yourself! Being a Leo is far from flattering, contrary to what you might think. Besides, you are convinced that you are an exceptional person, whilst you are appallingly ridiculous because it is clear to everyone that you try hard to appear a much better person than what you really are. Actually, you have a huge inferiority complex. You live only through other people because, deep down, you know that you are not worth much. You throw compliments at yourself, and then you don't understand why others remain sceptical in your face. Of course, you also behave like a little tyrant vis-??-vis your court of hypocrites without realizing that their flatteries totally lack sincerity. Clear-sightedness is not among your qualities, should you have any. You behave like a spoiled brat, despotic, self-absorbed, and bossy.


Heheh gigglefit 😉
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it's a little unfair really cos i find male and female leos to be completely different from eachother...ie, the girls are FANTASTIC and the guys......well, the word 'knobhead' always springs to mind when i think of them, lol.

so the original version is for immature/mature leo men...cos let's face it, men never grow up, they just get bigger and hairier.

the rewrite is ofcourse for the ladies who are by dint of gender, beyond reproach. 😄