How do you lure a pisces

do you use live bait? fake bait? something shiny? maybe a bowl of korean soup? how do you go about drawing one of dem suckers in? Should i go out just buy a net and do trawl fishing? maybe ask a grizzly bear

Posted by EnochtheWise
In my experience, you just give up on life, and one will come to your rescue shortly....Make it real though. They are very perceptive.

lol - stop believing in fairytales - lol

Posted by EnochtheWise
In my experience, you just give up on life, and one will come to your rescue shortly....Make it real though. They are very perceptive.

Checks out. I can out swim all you mofos

It simple just be a Ryan Gosling lookalike.?

Posted by EnochtheWise
In my experience, you just give up on life, and one will come to your rescue shortly....Make it real though. They are very perceptive.

You are funny lol

Be yourself, don't be aggressive, ask for advice -Pisces will come

Posted by MIIeFisk
It depends. How do you feel about fingerbanging the butthole in public?

it also depends on whose butthole

Stink bait works best for the kitty fishies. They really go for that.

Posted by EnochtheWise
In my experience, you just give up on life, and one will come to your rescue shortly....Make it real though. They are very perceptive.

LMFAOOOO

Still going for the Pisces, huh? I have quite a few of those around me, they do like to rescue and be needed - so show some vulnerability.

Posted by TaurusinTexas
Still going for the Pisces, huh? I have quite a few of those around me, they do like to rescue and be needed - so show some vulnerability.

so if lay down in the middle of the street they should come to me before the city bus?

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Posted by TaurusinTexas
Still going for the Pisces, huh? I have quite a few of those around me, they do like to rescue and be needed - so show some vulnerability.

so if lay down in the middle of the street they should come to me before the city bus?

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The ones I know are like me and don't like stupid ppl, so I wouldn't necessarily go that route.

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Posted by TaurusinTexas
Still going for the Pisces, huh? I have quite a few of those around me, they do like to rescue and be needed - so show some vulnerability.

so if lay down in the middle of the street they should come to me before the city bus?

The ones I know are like me and don't like stupid ppl, so I wouldn't necessarily go that route.

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well back to the drawing board

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Posted by SofiaV87
Be yourself, don't be aggressive, ask for advice -Pisces will come

Nurture her sensitive soul.

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Eh, I'm personally not sensitive on that level but I do like reassuring. I don't know why but I don't like the word nurturing hahaha

They inhabit multiple realities- hold onto your hat

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Posted by Hare
Bunch of crack whores....

Less teeth better head

Those are meth heads

I'll take you word for it. Apparently Scorpios are picky about what kind of drug addicts they like.

I prefer alcoholic housewives.

I'm surrounded by them right now.

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Wow. Look at that bragging... ?

Posted by MIIeFisk
I hope you're taking notes, Scrump.

I'm getting quite the lesson.

I thought we went over this.

Use the iconic Scorpio stare.

The smolder

Also, do not blink. Never blink. Hopefully you have disposed of your eyelids by now. You won't be needing those because the pisces will be all you see.

You're welcome.

Also, have you ever seen a chicken strip? Like the one in my profile pic? If so, use that method too

Posted by Brotato
@Scrumptious

Bro, is this that same one that had a man and u were sad about?

or a different one.

nah different one i believe

Posted by Scrumptious

LMFAOO this is so funny to me

From experience: intelligent conversation wherein you mostly agree with them and tell them how great they are. Be encouraging, caring and honest. If you have to call them out try being gentle. Oh and food, whatever they tell you they like.

Well once you catch one you better be prepared to get in the water cause we're not leaving our world 😛

Posted by Scrumptious

that reminds me of gyo