how's this for a typical leo party invite :D

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BBQ Vodka Pool Party aka House Warming aka 5 de Mayo aka Welcome to summer Party.

You're cordially invited to come and bless our new humble abode with wild antics and excessive drinking. Vodka watermelon, vodka jelly shots for all attendees and a target of 50 litres of vodka to be consumed.

Please bring a bottle of vodka (preferably Smirnoff + standard) and your best party mode. Don't bring responsibility, concerns, crazy ex bfs/gfs, bad odours, morals, sense and sensibility or anything of the sort.

There's a pool for anyone who wants to swim/drown and terrace area for swim wear during the day and passing out during the night. We expect nothing but fun and random drunken shenanigans.

*We are not liable for any losses, vomiting, passing out, whiteys, ODs, STDs, STIs, pregnancies, arrests, break ups, hook ups, injuries, drownings or deaths that may or may not occur during the event. Please be advised; this shit is going to get crazy.



LOL...can't wait to go 😛
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the last time i went out with this particular leo, he was still in a state of grief over his gf (american virgirl)cheating on him not once, but TWICE in rapid succession. as we entered a club, one of his love rivals was coming out of the club. my leo friend (who is quite short) did some weird baskedball jump and bitch slapped this guy right across the face. it looked so ridiculous and girly but it left a great big red mark on the guy's face and kinda humiliated him. the leo spent the rest of the night shaking his head and saying that he couldn't believe his hand didn't form a fist before impact but by the morning, he had justified it by the fact that a bitch slap doesn't leave a lasting mark and so he can't ever get done for assault, lol.

the same night, he threw his ex gf's pink vespa in the sea. he got a lot off his chest that night and i gave up trying to console him and just followed him around making sure he was safe, lol!!

judging by who else is going to this party, it's gonna be an absolute HOOT! we used to work for an online casino, of which there are many on gibraltar (which americans are NOT allowed to frequent cos you're government is too mean) and so a lot of my former colleagues will be there too 🙂

no puedo esperar!!