my leo boss....hmmmm...how can i describe him....he's in his 50s, a cockney jew (so really out there vulgar), he had a gastric band about 2 years back and has shrunk considerably in size apparently...unfortunately, he still has the skin, lol...i'm hypnotised by his turkey neck when he's talking to me. bless.
anyway, he's just come back from london. he owns the group of companies i work for which are all investment 'boutiques'. some of his businesses are legit and some less so...he's not a criminal but just greedy and some of his investments are sold at vastly inflated prices to people who don't have much money.
he told me that when he was in london, he was approached by a tv crew from SKY broadcasting. they're running an expose on one of his businesses and wanted to front him. he told me he was filmed running down the street with his briefcase on his head. omg, i nearly died laughing. he said...you fuckin' tell anyone and i'll know it's you and gave me his mean face.
although i was bursting to tell someone i didn't but then when i spoke to the leo who used to work at the same place, he told ME about it and today another woman at work mentioned it in a whisper while we were making coffee...she added that the leo boss had said to her that if she fuckin' told anyone, he would know it was her.
so would you attention seeking leos agree that any publicity is good publicity? would you feel kinda proud that the nation is going to see you scarpering with a bag on your head....all that skin flapping in the wind, LOL. omfg i love working for him. sooo entertaining.
i dunno...i've been scouring youtube though. when i find that clip, i'm spamming it on t'interweb, lol. i think it was some sky newsteam. he said he didn't hang around to check out their faces...he saw the cameras with sky written on them and just did a runner and they ran after him filming and shouting stuff about his company.
he's got a great big soft leather floppy briefcase too...i reckon he probably looked like he had a massive turd on his head, lol....MUST GET THAT CLIP!!
oh i like that bald guy! don't think he's sky though. this was a proper news item thing i think. last year we had some tapes of one of our salesmen played on bbc breakfast telly...he was screaming down the phone to some old guy telling him he was stupid to miss out on a land investment and that he should be selling his house to get in on the deal. proper nasty bastards some of those guys on sales.
that publicity nearly finished us completely but that's what keeps me busy cos i'm the one writing the press releases to spin us out of the shit. i worked for a trade union in the uk for a long time...public sector...so, i'm used to getting people out of the shit and coming up smelling of roses.
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anyway, he's just come back from london. he owns the group of companies i work for which are all investment 'boutiques'. some of his businesses are legit and some less so...he's not a criminal but just greedy and some of his investments are sold at vastly inflated prices to people who don't have much money.
he told me that when he was in london, he was approached by a tv crew from SKY broadcasting. they're running an expose on one of his businesses and wanted to front him. he told me he was filmed running down the street with his briefcase on his head. omg, i nearly died laughing. he said...you fuckin' tell anyone and i'll know it's you and gave me his mean face.
although i was bursting to tell someone i didn't but then when i spoke to the leo who used to work at the same place, he told ME about it and today another woman at work mentioned it in a whisper while we were making coffee...she added that the leo boss had said to her that if she fuckin' told anyone, he would know it was her.
so would you attention seeking leos agree that any publicity is good publicity? would you feel kinda proud that the nation is going to see you scarpering with a bag on your head....all that skin flapping in the wind, LOL. omfg i love working for him. sooo entertaining.