Venus transplant

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New on Craigslist: One old and tattered Cancer venus. Lots of holes kicked in it. Will leave it on the curb for quick and easy pick up.

I'll like to apply for a venus transplant. Preferably a donation from an aqua venus. Female if at all possible. One nice, cold, elusive, aloof venus.

I'm sick of pining over lost love. Ewwwwwwww 😢

Though I've just met a nice, sweet Aries sun, pisces venus, Cap mooner, I'm STILL thinking about the damn Sag flucker.

I want a new venus dammit. :/
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That's a good reminder, Liza....

I am a great mommy, if I do say so. I do adore and drone on and on over my son. Very loving and nurturing to him. In fact, at work the other day I spoke to him in the company of a few colleagues. Just was being my regular self. Im always happy to hear from him, so I say things like "How are you, my sweet love?" and "How's my best boy doing?'.

when I hung up, my colleague asked "Was that your boyfriend you were speaking to?". I lol'd out loud.

I said "no, my son". Who, btw, is 21 years old 🙂

I guess a Venus in cancer mama is always gonna be a doting mama!!