@CancerianGoddess
18 Years1,000+ PostsCancer
Funny Libra
Haha kinda reminds me of my ex, he is bipolar and he eats ethnic food,its better to him if he cant pronounce it because to him it must be good and rare. LOL
Hell my ex libra would of ate cow pies if he thought they were a delicacy somewhere! lol
Posted by CancerianGoddess
Libra:Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts.. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between caf? latt? and caf? au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.
So true, my eldest brother is in essence Nathan Barley.
Posted by CancerianGoddess
Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores.
I'm sorry guys, it was me and my friend Gloria. I know we made a pact not to go there but we didn't have a choice!
Posted by CancerianGoddess
Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores.I'm sorry guys, it was me and my friend Gloria. I know we made a pact not to go there but we didn't have a choice!
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No it wasn't!! It was my Libra friend Alex and me!! 'thrift' shops, charity shops are brill and vintage shops-though they can be quite pricey.
Fourthwallbreaker too funny right?!
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Libra:
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards. The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lam? turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between caf? latt? and caf? au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.