DeltaCephei
@DeltaCephei
11 YearsLibra
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Posted by DeltaCepheiShe sounds like an attention hound.
I was talking with my Aries friend, who's having a bad time, trying to convince her to eat like a normal person, and situation developed more or less like this:
Me (Le Libra): Hey, let's make some tea. I know you don't want to, but you gotta eat something. ¿Maybe some cookies? ¿Would you like it if I.....?
Aries: I'm doomed. My life sucks. Leave me alone.
L: Oh, no. You can deal with this and you know it. You're the smartest person I've ever seen,... when you take your time to think.
A: ¿WHAT?
L: Get out of that bed. I got the third season of Game of Thrones waiting for you.
A: I'm not gonna get out of this bed, you bastard. You're going to to forget those fucking DVD's and tell me everything's gonna be alright.
L: But I just rent them!
A: TELL ME EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. NOW
Me: Alright, alright, everything's gonna be alright.
Aries. Good. Now come here and hug me.
Me: but...
A: I SAID HUG ME.
M: Ok. There, there.
A: With sentiment, I'm not a bag. That's it. And you're not gonna stop it till I say so
(after an eternity of clumsy hugging. Whispering)
A: Sorry for been a total dick.
L: Less apologyzing and more letting my blood circulate.
A: How did you knew I liked G.O.T? Did I told you?
L: Your facebook is full of George Martin related-posts.
A. Oh. Yeah, I'm so clever.

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Me (Le Libra): Hey, let's make some tea. I know you don't want to, but you gotta eat something. ¿Maybe some cookies? ¿Would you like it if I.....?
Aries: I'm doomed. My life sucks. Leave me alone.
L: Oh, no. You can deal with this and you know it. You're the smartest person I've ever seen,... when you take your time to think.
A: ¿WHAT?
L: Get out of that bed. I got the third season of Game of Thrones waiting for you.
A: I'm not gonna get out of this bed, you bastard. You're going to to forget those fucking DVD's and tell me everything's gonna be alright.
L: But I just rent them!
A: TELL ME EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. NOW
Me: Alright, alright, everything's gonna be alright.
Aries. Good. Now come here and hug me.
Me: but...
A: I SAID HUG ME.
M: Ok. There, there.
A: With sentiment, I'm not a bag. That's it. And you're not gonna stop it till I say so
(after an eternity of clumsy hugging. Whispering)
A: Sorry for been a total dick.
L: Less apologyzing and more letting my blood circulate.
A: How did you knew I liked G.O.T? Did I told you?
L: Your facebook is full of George Martin related-posts.
A. Oh. Yeah, I'm so clever.