What's the rudest thing you've said to somebody?

I'm making this post because today I made a hilariously rude comment to my co-worker, and I can't wait to share it with my friends.

So we were talking and this lady walked by that my co-worker knew and she said, "that's so-and-so we go on lunch dates all the time.". I replied with "sweet do u guys scissor eachother?" Yes I know she could get me fired for that, and no I don't care.

Anyway I was thinking about how cleverly rude I can be and was wondering what kind of stories other Libras might have (or anyone for that matter). This is all in good fun, we're not trying to offend anyone so PLEASE do not hold back. I want to hear some raunchy disgustingly rude comments. Let's get X rated!

Go!

Man, one time, I walked past someone and I did NOT say "good morning!"..I think I may have scowled a bit as well.

I once asked someone to 'pass the ketchup.' and I DIDN'T say please.

Man there was this other time, where someone asked me how they looked in their new jacket that they bought, and I said "fine"...but the truth was that they didn't look fine..they looked 'iight'!?! How rude of me!

I'm a lean, mean crass ill-mannered machine!

i usually mind my manners so i'm rarely rude to people but i once told this really slutty girl in my school to quit being such a slut. i personally didn't think it was offensive because she really was an annoying slut but i guess the girl couldn't believe my audacity or whatever so she was like shut up you stupid virgin you can't even get laid. i was like whatever and just walked away. i still don't know what came over me that day. i just never really liked her and she was going on and on about how many guys she had hooked up with over the weekend and i was like shut up nobody cares.
this happened last year.

While the Libra and I were broken up a year and a half ago (we're shite at breaking up and that didn't last lol).. in front of all of our friends at the softball tournament after-party (I was unconcerned with him and what he was doing all night.. which translated to "not enough attention" and Libra feeling neglected), so he thought he'd be snappy and zing me good.. he walked up to a bunch of us and announced to me, "My Mom is so happy we broke up, you know.".... one heartbeat later amid the boos and laughs, I shot back, "Yeah? Bet she's not half as happy as MY Mom is!".. the quiet boos and laughs turned to cheers and roars... including Libra, totally impressed that his rude comment was trumped.

But I admit the Libra's influence over the years has thickened my skin and sharpened my "zingers".. gotta be on my toes around him, and be able to laugh at myself and not take the jabs too seriously... cuz otherwise, they'll burn me down where I stand.

You Libras are juuuuuuuuuuust sooooooooooooo gooooood at witty banter and snappy remarks/comebacks.

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Posted by Pecheresse
Omg TOC shit like that used to happen to me too like there was a girl I just met and I never knew she had a bike accident and couldn't use an arm and were all outside drinking beer sitting on the floor and some car drives back almost rolling over my hand and I'm starting to joke innocently *yeah I could of lost my fucking arm geez!✨ and some girl took it really personally thinking I was making a bad joke about that girl I'd just met who really couldn't use her arm anymore so ermm I was like ooops... I swear I had no idea please believe me ppl? Lol

Hahaha. It makes you feel like shit afterwards hey...

Did the girl with no arm hear you?

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she lost her arms not her ears - what do you think?

I love that we can be rude and are the only people that know what we are on about🙂

I told some numb nuts on here the other day to do a cranial rectal inversion, but I don't consider that rude.
Just tellin him whazzup in language he could understand.

Posted by TastesOfChaos
Some people just don't get Aussie humour 😉

We're all a bunch of sarcastic pricks 😄

they don't get the vibe of the thing😉

did Bling ever finish those movie reviews for us?

Posted by Kalibra

I'm a lean, mean crass ill-mannered machine!>

I don`t think that`s rude? Who is that someone?
If that someone`s stranger you don`t have to say at all. when I was in US, while someone`s walking to me they smile and say "Hello? how ya doing?". I`m surprised and stood for a moment thinking " do I know him? did I see him at school?", LOL, but he just walked away.

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Yah, this is why I'm horrible with one-liners, witty comebacks and sarcasm.

Man, one time, I walked past someone and I did NOT say "good morning!"..I think I may have scowled a bit as well.

LOL,sorry Beautiful....A mistake....I was trying to quote on you first sentence

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Posted by TastesOfChaos
Some people just don't get Aussie humour 😉

We're all a bunch of sarcastic pricks 😄

they don't get the vibe of the thing😉

did Bling ever finish those movie reviews for us?

I haven't watch Galipoli and the other one yet but I'll make time for 'em, bump them up my 'to do' list. 🙂

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You will need things to do once it gets too cold to go looting.
I see you picked up a nice sensible hat for the winter riot season😉

Posted by MelanieG
i usually mind my manners so i'm rarely rude to people but i once told this really slutty girl in my school to quit being such a slut. i personally didn't think it was offensive because she really was an annoying slut but i guess the girl couldn't believe my audacity or whatever so she was like shut up you stupid virgin you can't even get laid. i was like whatever and just walked away. i still don't know what came over me that day. i just never really liked her and she was going on and on about how many guys she had hooked up with over the weekend and i was like shut up nobody cares.
this happened last year.

lololol

I once blurted out a grown man that he looked like Harry Potter. I just seen one of the movies and well, he kind of did. Nevertheless, he was not flattered. It made for a cringeworthy five minutes afterward.

Theres this really smart black kid I work with, and after he was done with a customer the other day I said, "are u sure she's all set? Maybe u wanna run it by a white person first?" he laughed his ass off.

Okay so foot in mouth incident...

I was listening to this random couple talk to one of my friends..this girl was going on and on about how she didn't think she was the type of person to want kids, didn't have any motherly quality..and in the back of my head, I was thinking to myself of that statistic where a certain percentage of all species eat their own young...so as this girl is talking...she's exclaiming..."I mean what would have if I have kids?! What am I going to do?!".. And I just blurted out.."Maybe you can eat them."

The couple looked completely horrified and walked away quickly..and what sucks is that I didn't even finish my statement..which was..."..yah, like in that statistic where a certain percentage of animals eat their young, you might be that 1% ..."

Man, that made me so embarrassed...those people thought i was prolly the most sadistic person on the face of the planet..and the only consoltation was relaying the story to some other friends, and as soon as I mentioned what I said first, they busted out laughing..knowing EXACTLY what I was referring to.

LOL

These were directed to my exes as my final words before the breakup.

"You're the type that gets cheated on."

"Stay single for life BITCH."

Who cares about some cracked out Gemini. Everyone knows that dating a Gemini makes u age faster. Look at that girl Geminithefox... She's posting on every board. No wonder her bf did so much coke, I feel like I need a line just to fallow 1 of her posts.

And just talking and talking doesn't make u rude.. It makes u annoying. You geminis say 1 clever thing for every 200 words spoken.

Flutter away little butterfly. This post is for people with an attention span of more than 5 minutes.

Balancing the good with the bad. I was nice b4 so I get to be mean now

If ur so rude then let's hear a story. I made this post for story's. Don't be a pussy and hold back! Go hard!

And I'd rather fuck u deadringer 😉

told a cheating ex.. Hey saw your new girl's picture im so glad i saw it i feel way better now because you're both destined to be together 🙂

If that pic is u, wit the scales on the lower back. Then ur ex really messed up

Posted by SrgntLeebz
I'm making this post because today I made a hilariously rude comment to my co-worker, and I can't wait to share it with my friends.

So we were talking and this lady walked by that my co-worker knew and she said, "that's so-and-so we go on lunch dates all the time.". I replied with "sweet do u guys scissor eachother?" Yes I know she could get me fired for that, and no I don't care.

Anyway I was thinking about how cleverly rude I can be and was wondering what kind of stories other Libras might have (or anyone for that matter). This is all in good fun, we're not trying to offend anyone so PLEASE do not hold back. I want to hear some raunchy disgustingly rude comments. Let's get X rated!

Go!

Can't remember. I am seldom rude with word usage, but the intent can be different.. and rude intent cannot be captured so, good as nought!

(Merc in Libra.. rudeness is weaved into pleasant words.. ugly words offend sensibilities)

^^ Poetry. I feel like most of my rudness comes from ugly words woven throughout the statement... I find it adds an element of shock to conversation.

awwww you guys are so cute thinking you're "rude"

lol

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Posted by extempjunk
I once blurted out a grown man that he looked like Harry Potter. I just seen one of the movies and well, he kind of did. Nevertheless, he was not flattered. It made for a cringeworthy five minutes afterward.

I once blurted out to someone that he looked like Voldemort.

He was a priest.

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lol